#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. fucktx

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  2. three stacks

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    those garlic crab fries they served at coachella were pretty good :cool:
     
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  3. HatterasJack

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    Corn dong
     
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  6. thegenerel

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    whatever meat they are using for Brazil MasterChef is probably better than the Walmart grade gristle provided for the US MasterChef
     
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    The 20-sided die really brings this picture together
     
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    That's like when Antonio Sabato Jr. was on chopped and didn't cook anything. He just spent 15 minutes arranging it on a plate.
     
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  11. Joshuam2107

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    That looks like it's closer to a lasagna than an enchilada, but what do I know?
     
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  17. Tiffin

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    There are a bunch of places that do this. Burnt cheese is tasty, but it's also pretty absurd.
     
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  20. Chocolate Giddyup

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    "I married up!"
    I'm a little upset this guy got married. If he married up could you imagine what his meals look like? In an alternate universe this guy is all over this thread
     
  21. devine

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    I mean I would eat that
     
  22. thegenerel

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    In an alternate universe he married down, which there is no way to encapsulate such vast levels of ugliness.
     
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    Comments are my favorite part of these posts.
     
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  27. daddy fat sacks

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    3 sausages seems like the right portion
     
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    to be fair this is the definition of english cuisine
     
  29. Corky Bucek

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    Where's the turkey burger?
     
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    ground turkey in the dirty rice imo
     
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    you hate to see that
     
  33. Can I Spliff it

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    #deconstructednachos #homemadechips #sotasty #wifeme #toomuchsourcream #mexicanfood
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    Made another salad. A creamy cucumber salad. (It calls for dill but I hate dill) #homemade #cucumber #healthy #salad #creamy #wisconsin #girl #wifeme
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    I don't mean to brag, but I'm one hell of a cook. #wifeme #foodporn #mexicanfood #healthy #flexibledieting #fitness #mealprep #gains
     
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  35. JamalThomas

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    how can you eat something that looks the same going in and coming out?
     
  36. London Humphreys

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    You must not like waffle house.
     
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  37. JamalThomas

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    If you get cravings just come to this thread...makes me wanna barf. Fucking generation of sluts tell their daughters to marry rich so he can wine and dine you..instead of staying in the laundry room and kitchen like a good woman.
     
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    laughed audibly at "you took a huge risk"
     
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  39. JamalThomas

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    Nah I'm a northern boy. Maybe been to one once.. Closest thing to that is your local WOK n Roll. MSG'd up fried road kill at the Chinese spot.
     
  40. JamalThomas

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    End the thread. Should be able to like your own post. Maybe I'm spoiled great gram came here from Italy and opened a slamming restaurant being a chef is in my blood. Too bad I'm a health freak and won't eat most that shit.
     
  41. Wywan Bwowna

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    #flexibledieting
     
  42. Tiffin

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    It definitely looks like shes getting extra protein, if you know what I'm saying.

    Jizz.
     
  43. bertwing

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    :truman:
     
  44. Joshuam2107

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    This is easily my favorite part of the thread.

    Scrolling past some terrible slop and then seeing all the hashtags followed intevitably by #wifematerial or #wifeme
     
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  45. Chocolate Giddyup

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    the gift that keeps on giving
     
  46. Bo Pelinis

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    This looks delicious my compliments to the chef
     
  47. Arrec Bardwin

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    That steak looks like they cooked it with a hair dryer
     
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  48. London Humphreys

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    Sous vide, actually.
     
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    Pork chop boiled over medium. Asparagus with placenta and shaved Parmesan. Canned pumpkin. One sprig of cauliflower that happens to have HPV. nailed it. Also appears to be a mature tape worm trapped under the pumpkin.