whatever meat they are using for Brazil MasterChef is probably better than the Walmart grade gristle provided for the US MasterChef
That's like when Antonio Sabato Jr. was on chopped and didn't cook anything. He just spent 15 minutes arranging it on a plate.
"I married up!" I'm a little upset this guy got married. If he married up could you imagine what his meals look like? In an alternate universe this guy is all over this thread
In an alternate universe he married down, which there is no way to encapsulate such vast levels of ugliness.
#deconstructednachos #homemadechips #sotasty #wifeme #toomuchsourcream #mexicanfood Made another salad. A creamy cucumber salad. (It calls for dill but I hate dill) #homemade #cucumber #healthy #salad #creamy #wisconsin #girl #wifeme I don't mean to brag, but I'm one hell of a cook. #wifeme #foodporn #mexicanfood #healthy #flexibledieting #fitness #mealprep #gains
If you get cravings just come to this thread...makes me wanna barf. Fucking generation of sluts tell their daughters to marry rich so he can wine and dine you..instead of staying in the laundry room and kitchen like a good woman.
Nah I'm a northern boy. Maybe been to one once.. Closest thing to that is your local WOK n Roll. MSG'd up fried road kill at the Chinese spot.
End the thread. Should be able to like your own post. Maybe I'm spoiled great gram came here from Italy and opened a slamming restaurant being a chef is in my blood. Too bad I'm a health freak and won't eat most that shit.
This is easily my favorite part of the thread. Scrolling past some terrible slop and then seeing all the hashtags followed intevitably by #wifematerial or #wifeme
Pork chop boiled over medium. Asparagus with placenta and shaved Parmesan. Canned pumpkin. One sprig of cauliflower that happens to have HPV. nailed it. Also appears to be a mature tape worm trapped under the pumpkin.