#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. Shawn Hunter

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    Agreed. I would eat the shit out of that.
     
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  2. CF3234

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    what am I missing other than badly baked fries?
     
  3. Shawn Hunter

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    That's about it as far as I'm concerned. Need to throw some bacon on that thing though. I might look into cooking me one of these tonight. If I'm not posting in the morning it's because I died of a heart attack from eating it though.
     
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    Are you using hoverzoom? If you click the link it brings you to more.
     
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  5. fucktx

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  6. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Seahawks would have passed

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  7. Shawn Hunter

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  8. Shawn Hunter

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    Fucking milennial hipsters
     
  9. Corky Bucek

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    I'll let you decide

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    Good idea. Horrible execution.
     
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  11. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    wrong account, homie
     
  12. HotMic

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    The bun made of fries is actually pretty brilliant. Would.
     
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  13. CF3234

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    Easier to just use regular bread and put fries into your sandwich. :dblnick:
     
  14. Clown Baby

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    He said he was out of bread. The more egregious thing about that post is that the guy did not season the burger at all. That will undoubtedly become a "white people don't season food" meme eventually.
     
  15. fucktx

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  16. fucktx

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  18. devine

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    Every great lasagna recipe calls for American cheese and ragu sauce
     
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  20. Shawn Hunter

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    Looks like bloody diarrhea
     
  21. fucktx

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  22. fucktx

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  23. Clown Baby

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    How do people consistently fuck up Mac and cheese pizza with these shitty cheap ingredients when you can make legit Mac and cheese for like seven bucks
     
  24. fucktx

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  25. fucktx

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  26. fucktx

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  27. Clown Baby

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    Lunch lady or prison guard?
     
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  28. fucktx

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  29. fucktx

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  30. Nole96SC

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    Smiley face balogna would make America great again.
     
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  31. Taques

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    im ok with this
     
  32. Keef

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    Wrong thread
     
  33. lfriend

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    That's actually kinda amazing.
     
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    Get it together wtx
     
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    How much a slice
     
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  36. fucktx

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    here's a red velvet corn dog to make up for it

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  37. Shawn Hunter

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    I would eat that whole damn thing right now if I had one
     
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  38. fucktx

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    Bunch of :dblnick:
     
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    who got a mozz stick pepp pizza recipe for ryan mallet?
     
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    Just throw some on top of a frozen pizza and throw it in the oven
     
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    kinda looks like papa johns :twocents:
     
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    Those look like styrofoam plates. I hope he microwaved that shit on them to melt the cheese. Enjoy your tumor.
     
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    Garlic gloves sound delicious
     
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  45. fucktx

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  46. Tiffin

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    Goddammit Canada.
     
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  47. fucktx

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    goddamnit usa imo

    bologna cake with mustard and mayo as the "icing"

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  48. Can I Spliff it

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