#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. Daniel Ocean

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    Scrambled eggs on frozen pizza? I think we can sefely assume what it is
     
    #151 Daniel Ocean, Sep 2, 2015
  2. Joshuam2107

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    Delicious?
     
    #152 Joshuam2107, Sep 2, 2015
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  3. Daniel Ocean

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    On another level
     
    #153 Daniel Ocean, Sep 2, 2015
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  4. Joshuam2107

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    Or is it like the Gaffigan bit with fruitcake?
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    #154 Joshuam2107, Sep 2, 2015
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  5. TTgator91

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    Nasty...so nasty, adding ketchup on the eggs wld seem normal.
     
    #155 TTgator91, Sep 2, 2015
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  6. theriner69er

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    this thread confirms that I'm a great cook and I hate anyone who uses the word bae in a serious manner.
     
    #156 theriner69er, Sep 2, 2015
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  7. NineteenNine

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    I love that the shrimp are just on the outer edge for when you're done with your piece of sausage (?) pizza and just have to have a little bit of shrimp to top it off.
     
    #157 NineteenNine, Sep 2, 2015
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  8. Redav

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    That probably would've been good until they ruined it with mustard.
     
    #158 Redav, Sep 2, 2015
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  9. UKupNorth

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    This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. The "nailed it" pics killed me.
     
    #159 UKupNorth, Sep 2, 2015
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  10. Can I Spliff it

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    This one is upsetting :ohdear:
     
    #160 Can I Spliff it, Sep 2, 2015
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  11. spagett

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    If those pancakes could talk they'd say "KILL ME"
     
    #161 spagett, Sep 2, 2015
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  12. Can I Spliff it

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    "Sausage gravy breakfast pizza"

    Ingredients
    2 packages crescent rolls
    1 package Jimmy Dean cooked sausage crumbles
    1 envelope country gravy mix
    6 eggs
    2 tablespoons milk
    1/2 teaspoon salt
    1/4 teaspoon pepper
    1 tablespoon butter
    8 oz shredded cheddar cheese
    4 oz shredded pepper Jack cheese
     
    #162 Can I Spliff it, Sep 2, 2015
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  13. NineteenNine

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    legit thought that was really bad looking chicken before I read the caption.
     
    #163 NineteenNine, Sep 2, 2015
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  14. Gert B Frobe

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    Turds 'n Grits killed me dead.
    Wife asked what was so funny, showed her....response was "Jesus, are these from handicapped people, ya'll should be ashamed."

    Thread makes me thankful.
     
    #164 Gert B Frobe, Sep 2, 2015
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  15. eHo

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    #165 eHo, Sep 2, 2015
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  16. EdmondDantes

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    ^^no true neb boy would ruin a perfect ear of golden sweet corn with that ratchet ass hotdog looking product*
     
    #166 EdmondDantes, Sep 2, 2015
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  17. Gtr

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    those are pork chops
     
    #167 Gtr, Sep 2, 2015
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  18. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    #168 NoleNBlue (Ret.), Sep 2, 2015
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  19. Beachy Toast

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    #169 Beachy Toast, Sep 2, 2015
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  20. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    #170 pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ, Sep 2, 2015
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  21. Gregor

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    I was thinking roasted chick thighs at low temperature so none of the fat rendered. Basically disgusting no matter what it claims to be.
     
    #171 Gregor, Sep 2, 2015
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  22. Bo Pelinis

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    #172 Bo Pelinis, Sep 2, 2015
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  23. Gregor

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    Love the mustard "sauce" and the pepperoncini garnish :facepalm:
     
    #173 Gregor, Sep 2, 2015
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  24. Tony Perkis

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    That looks like some shit they would serve at the Flying J
     
    #174 Tony Perkis, Sep 2, 2015
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  25. Gtr

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    Egg on pizza is legit, but this is how it is done.
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    #175 Gtr, Sep 2, 2015
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  26. BrickTamland

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    nailed it
     
    #176 BrickTamland, Sep 2, 2015
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  27. Can I Spliff it

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    #177 Can I Spliff it, Sep 2, 2015
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  28. Beachy Toast

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    #178 Beachy Toast, Sep 2, 2015
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  29. OopsPowSurprise

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    lmao at the presentation of the mustard

    looks like something some idiot did on chopped when they had 10 seconds left. and what's with the knife game table
     
    #179 OopsPowSurprise, Sep 2, 2015
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  30. OopsPowSurprise

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    maybe the kid was into albino ferrets
     
    #180 OopsPowSurprise, Sep 2, 2015
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  31. Beachy Toast

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    #181 Beachy Toast, Sep 2, 2015
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  32. Keef

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    Tylenol teeth?
     
    #182 Keef, Sep 2, 2015
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  33. Gtr

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    20 year old drunk me is eyeing those hotpockets with pepperjack and ranch
     
    #183 Gtr, Sep 2, 2015
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  34. NineteenNine

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    what in the holy fuck?
     
    #184 NineteenNine, Sep 2, 2015
  35. UKupNorth

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    #185 UKupNorth, Sep 3, 2015
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  36. Dirty Ears Bill

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    This reminds of the time someone told a story about their rich college buddy/ roommate who used to eat butter sandwiches all the time.

    I believe TheChatch made a post saying there's some serious poor in his family tree somewhere if he's eating butter sandwiches. Still laugh at that to this day.
     
    #186 Dirty Ears Bill, Sep 3, 2015
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  37. NilesIrish

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    Local brunch place does a "high end" version of this, it's awesome.
     
    #187 NilesIrish, Sep 3, 2015
  38. Oracle of Omahawg

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    Pretty sure I just got diarrhea by seeing that photo.
     
    #188 Oracle of Omahawg, Sep 3, 2015
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  39. dahldennsull

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    for some reason, this just reminded me of this:
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    #189 dahldennsull, Sep 3, 2015
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  40. TLAU

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    goddamn that looks good
     
    #190 TLAU, Sep 3, 2015
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  41. Can I Spliff it

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    #191 Can I Spliff it, Sep 5, 2015
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  42. Tiffin

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    #192 Tiffin, Sep 5, 2015
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  43. Corky Bucek

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    This person classed it up with some Colby Jack

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    #193 Corky Bucek, Sep 5, 2015
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    #194 Corky Bucek, Sep 5, 2015
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  45. AHebrewToo

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    Skyline chili?
     
    #195 AHebrewToo, Sep 5, 2015
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  46. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #196 Can I Spliff it, Sep 5, 2015
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  47. Corky Bucek

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    Sear game on point
     
    #197 Corky Bucek, Sep 5, 2015
  48. Neyland

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    holy fuck at those hot pockets.
     
    #198 Neyland, Sep 5, 2015
  49. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    This is the funniest tmb thread in a long time
     
    #199 miles, Sep 5, 2015
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  50. bnob

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    #200 bnob, Sep 5, 2015
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