#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. Keef

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    good good, refocus the thread
     
  2. Corky Bucek

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    Didn't have anywhere else to put this

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    That supposed to be the iron throne?
     
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  5. UncleJesse

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    More like the porcelain throne, amrite?
     
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  7. wes tegg

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    Here's another one:

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    Gluten free, no cheese, just triple hot sauce.
     
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    wes tegg Makes these their own thread. I'm dying laughing at them. The 2-liter was an excellent touch btw.
     
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    fish ice cream

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    Those and "donuts" made from Grands dropped in oil and tossed in cinnamon sugar.:lick:
     
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    :beerchug::beerchug::beerchug: the easier it made clean up the better
     
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    Lost it
     
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  16. TLAU

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    Results were a big plate of deliciousness but the previous posts of: "Actual product vs. The monstrosity I produced" fits ITT

    will be making again but with:
    a shit load more gravy - was the only thing I forgot to multiplyx3 from the recipe.
    creamier mashed potatoes - for normal purposes these were perfect but it was really tough to "spread the potato icing" to look pretty without pulling the cornbread apart.

    Also because it was the only thing we made for dinner (and the recipe fed 5 hungry stoners and 3 girls that eat slightly more than an anorexic teen FYI) we tried to fit as much chicken on there as possible. So I just started smushing it into the mashed potatoes on the side of the cake. As well as putting a layer of chicken inbetween the cornbread discs.

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    :roll:
     
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    Extremely relevant
     
  20. UncleJesse

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    We still make those for about half of the home Husker games while tailgating. So easy to do and they go great with a nice bloody mary in the morning in the middle of a parking lot.
     
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    yea after about 4 minutes of trying to make the potato icing look fancy and getting pissed off at it ripping corners of the cornbread off... I got the "who gives a fuck if it looks good for snapchat just put all the potatoes and goddamn chicken on there so we can eat it" :joepa:
     
  23. devine

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    Do you have to make every thread about Nebraska?
     
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    All threads are inherently about Nebraska. GBR
     
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    what the motherfuck

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    i believe those are the canned cinnamon rolls with orange frosting, and they're actually not that bad when drunk or hungover
     
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    Bad chili is so gross
     
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  42. Gregor

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    Correct, my kids eat those and they are actually pretty damn good.
     
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    The pizza and cookies both suck
     
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