#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. Shawn Hunter

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    Would not eat
     
  2. fucktx

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  3. devine

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    I would probably eat those
     
  4. dukebuckeye

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    What in the welfare dirty flip flop wearing no edges no manner ironing dirty jeans til they look like leather got snotty nose kid's running round the house in just a pamper in the winter time Amsterdam and limearita drinking musty leggings Winnie the pooh baby phat tattoo eyebrow Marilyn Monroe piercing can I borrow them pumps you wanna buy these stamps so I can get me a weave for the club tomorrow ghetto mess is this shit
     
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  6. Shawn Hunter

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    What in the fuck?
     
  7. UncleJesse

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    It's the white people version of chicken and waffles.
     
  8. TLAU

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    bruh what do YOU eat to go with your sunday brunch mimosa or sangria?
     
  9. fucktx

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    Peep pizza is worse than AIDS
     
  10. UncleJesse

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    I have a two year old and have been married for five years. You think I am hitting up a Sunday brunch and having mimosas?
     
  11. DJ Bosa

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    I was preparing stuff to make a Tuna Melt when i come home for lunch tomorrow. That has been scraped.
     
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  15. dukebuckeye

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    What in the welfare dirty flip flop wearing no edges no manner ironing dirty jeans til they look like leather got snotty nose kid's running round the house in just a pamper in the winter time Amsterdam and limearita drinking musty leggings Winnie the pooh baby phat tattoo eyebrow Marilyn Monroe piercing can I borrow them pumps you wanna buy these stamps so I can get me a weave for the club tomorrow ghetto mess is this shit
     
  16. Biship

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    Is that a teet?
     
  17. 1

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    This shit looks like it belongs on the table during the food fight/dinner scene on Hook.

     
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    Bangerang.
     
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  20. Shawn Hunter

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    Peanut butter and nutella actually sounds really good in theory
     
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  21. Jimmy the Saint

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    What the fuck is unconventional about peanut butter and bananas?
     
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  22. Tiffin

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    Or peanut butter and honey?

    And kudos to the braniac that thought to add... MORE FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER
     
  23. BuckeyeRiot

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    Or honey, or granola, or raisins and celery.
     
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  24. devine

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    i definitely laughed at that
     
  25. bingbing

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    Peanut butter, celery, and raisins would make for an interesting bowel movement
     
  26. fucktx

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    wat
     
  27. Clown Baby

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    Thank you, chefs. What I have for you today is sort of a deconstructed Ants on a Log. It's creamy peanut butter, celery, and raisins atop a slice of white bread. Enjoy.
     
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    peanut butter and butter

    christ
     
  29. wes tegg

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    Do you even ants on a log, bro?
     
  30. fucktx

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    apparently not
     
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  31. Daniel Ocean

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    No but I shit on a shingle
     
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  32. GeneralPaton

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    My dad does this. He says he started doing it when he was a kid and they were poor.
     
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  34. London Humphreys

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    Battery game is strong, but 3g?

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  36. UncleJesse

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  37. TLAU

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    have done all of the PB sandwiches on the top row except goat cheese and they are fantastic combos. have a feeling goat cheese would be great too. will try
     
  38. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Peanut butter and bacon is fantastic. I made some peanut butter and bacon pancakes and nutted a little after each bite.
     
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  40. dawgonit

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    pb on a burger is not done nearly enough. great sweet/savory combo
     
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  41. Clown Baby

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    PB on a burger is great if executed properly. For example, the Vortex screws it up with too much fat (PB, bacon, fried plantains) and no acidity or textual compliment. I think a PB burger with candied bacon and pepper jelly (or similar components) would be awesome.
     
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  43. Truman

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    Ive never had SPAM but feel like it's something I should try before my time on this earth is over.
     
  44. Nole96SC

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    Its not as bad as the rap it gets. Every so often I'll buy one of the spam singles in the grocery store and throw it in the frying pan to get a good crisp on both sides and make a sandwich out of it. Pretty good.
     
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  45. fucktx

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    spam and scrambled egg sandwich is the tits

    but dried spam bites sounds fucking gross
     
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  46. Daniel Ocean

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    By the looks of the steak you cooked, you've had spam.
     
  47. Corky Bucek

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    Bring in the body bag guys
     
  48. Truman

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    Then I'll probably love me some spam
     
  49. devine

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    You enjoyed that steak you cooked?