#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

This might be the mother of all "slap american cheese on top" posts. It turned into latex on top in the oven so long. Amazing. Just brilliant.

 

This thread is the stuff of nightmares, but I keep coming back.

 

yeah, wat

 

Someone's salad from dominos:

 

I'll have the salad, extra vagina

 

If someone is getting a salad from Domino's, they need to just reevaluate their decision making process

 

That's just some good ol' fasioned stoner shit, but should have just used the cookies as bread.

 

Haven't you seen the commercials? Domino's salad is for when err'body else wants pizza...but 'ol bitchface wants a salad, and nobody else in the household is man enough to shut that shit down.

 

ordered one last week while on the road for work, ate the whole thing before demolishing a small pizza.

 

Please tell me you didn't just waste an expense account paid meal on a fucking salad.

 

read the post again. i enjoy a salad before most meals. especially when I am treating myself to high quality Italian cuisine

 

Fair enough.

 

This picture combined with your avatar lol

 

You should've gotten the gobagul

 

I like the the commercials for Domino's salads aren't "We prepare our salads fresh" or "Top quality salads full of innovative ingredients!" They are "Finally, something to shut up the obnoxious cunts who complain about being healthy on pizza night."

 

You went to dominos while on the road for work?

 

Man's gotta get a salad

 

@lsu fans

 

I honestly must be the only person that likes candy corn. Would fuck with those oreos.

 

I like candy corn in small doses. Those Oreos probably suck but Would try.

 

Candy pumpkins shit all over candy corn.

 

I actually saw those candy corn oreos in a store but passed on them in favor of fruity pebble oreos. Im not sure what i was expecting but ill be damn if they dont taste just like fruity pebbles.

 

I agree, but I like both.

 

They should really sell oreos and poptarts in single pack samplers. I want 20 different flavors and like 2 cookies of them.

 

I also like candy corn and liked them.

 

I travel to some rural ass areas with limited options and I had a hankering for an average pie, sue me.

 

#Georgiaonmymind

 

was in Virginia, but carry on

 

Mix only wishes he could make ice cream sandwiches that good.

 

Dirt under fingernails completely expected.

 

Ive done the rice cake thing in a pinch. Not terrible.

 

I question the dominos decision to begin with

 

In for candy corn,

Pan seared steaks should be basted with butter at the end of cooking.

I don't butter grilled steaks

 

i would try this

 

the butter paint brush got me

 

Courtesy of OopsPowSurprise 's twitter.

 

TLAU