Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

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  1. OHW

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  2. Can I Spliff it

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    I bet Darren Rovell never misses a TED Talk
     
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    Rovell is douching it so hard today, it's fucking hilarious.
     
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    Doesnt he have kids he can torture with his thoughts instead of Twitter at large?
     
  6. *DIESEL*

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    Don't think so. P sure he's a virgin.
     
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    His wife has kids.
     
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    With that running back?
     
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    Well Eddie George gets around I'm sure, but you're thinking of Clay Travis.
     
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    This was probably my favorite Rovell tweet last night:

    32: # of Papa John's in Colorado owned by Peyton Manning. He acquired his 1st 21 stores a week before the state legalized pot.
    6:19pm - 7 Feb 16
     
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    Also Rovell retweed this tweet, but then tweeted about every commercial block

    Right now, a $5M TV spot is running on the TV in front of you. RT if you're looking at your phone.
     
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    Like this if you're looking at your phone or computer screen
     
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    its funny because if it wasnt for his job and how awful he is we wouldnt know who he is.
     
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    Hey, let me honor the passing of Dale Earnhardt by just posting this pic on twitter of the exact moment he died...

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    surprised he didnt tag dale jr in that tweet
     
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    He probably posts photos of the planes crashing into the towers to commemorate 9/11 as well.
     
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    What jersey is he wearing?
     
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    ESPN does.
     
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    Well considering, I guess that makes sense.
     
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    After he bricks that first shot he runs like he's legit handicapped in some fashion. Wow.
     
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    Team USA, Jordan.
     
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    Don't get me wrong. I am most likely not scoring on Porzingas. But that underhanded layup he got off that slammed off the backboard 20 feet then basically airballed 3 was pathetic. He literally has no skill or coordination so why does he do this shit?
     
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    he's the worst basketball player I've ever seen who doesn't realize it. I had a roommate in college that was Rovell bad but he would beat Rovell in one on one.
     
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    really didn't think it was possible for it to get worse for Darren athletically post Big Cat...christ
     
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    Is he wearing cargo shorts with low tops and white socks????? :roll:

    Also did he get tased?
     
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    :facepalm:

    The sad part is that he thinks he is in on the joke.
     
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    He runs like every single vertebrae in his spine is fused together and he has a broken hip
     
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    i want to fight him so bad
     
  43. laxjoe

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    I think I've watched this 1000 times tonight. I love it so much.
     
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    I'm about 500 behind you. The scream as he shoots gets me every time.
     
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    Good job, good effort getting that hand in his face.
     
  46. MODEVIL

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    Sent the link to the vine to a friend

    His response:

    "That's how I imagine Leonard from Big Bang Theory would look if he played basketball"

    Leonard is the one with Asburgers?
     
  47. laxjoe

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    @darrenrovell: I will one day prove that I have athletic tendencies. Today is not that day #Porzingis
     
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