Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

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  1. Fancy

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    You're out here making multiple twitter accounts trying to get under Rovell's skin? Maybe you and Farva aren't that different after all.
     
  2. spagett

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    I think watching him act might actually kill me
     
  3. Corky Bucek

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    :crossedarms:
     
  4. OHW

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  5. Handcuffed

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    while Rovell is a big dumb idiot, i'm shocked at how many of you have been banned from his twitter

    because i'm shocked at how many of you would even bother to flame him.
     
  6. devine

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    Im shocked at how bad of a post this is

    I remember when I was a Virgin to the troll game
     
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  7. NCHusker

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    One of these days you'll lose your regular virginity too

    Nailed it
     
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  8. snowfx2

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    trey wingo ‏@wingoz
    trey wingo Retweeted Darren Rovell
    It's actually impressive how much Darren is trying make Kobes last game about... Darren
     
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  11. je ne suis pas ici

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    i love how espn hosts shit on another espn employee
     
  12. cdaysker

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    I'm absolutely convinced that Rovell was the real life Randall Weems when he was a kid

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  13. Clown Baby

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    Rovell has been getting destroyed over the weekend for his tweets on the first Chilean miner wearing Oakleys as well as essentially saying that people choose to work in sweat shops. It has been glorious.

    This tweet, in particular, was phenomenal:

    *Darren Rovell sees a man with a rifle firing from the grassy knoll on 11/22/1963* "JFK leaves $225,000 in salary on the table after today."
     
  14. laxjoe

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    look at him pretending to know how to hold/throw a football
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  15. Clown Baby

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    That action is horrible. No chance that throw travels further than 10 yards, if that.
     
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    I looked at this timeline and can't figured out what prompted people to call him out about it. That said, his responses are quintessential Rovell.

    2013
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    No one forces people to work at Nike factories. They work there to make a living and are given what the marketplace says they're worth.

    Today
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    warriorsworld Retweeted Darren Rovell

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    @warriorsworld My work on this topic in China, Vietnam & Hong Kong resulted in an National Emmy Nomination.
     
  17. OHW

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    What do you mean? That's how my dad taught me to shot put a football.
     
  18. The Hebrew Husker

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    So is your dad Casey Martinez?
     
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  19. laxjoe

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    This can only mean good things

    @darrenrovell: For a year, I stared at a blank screen not knowing what to do, but I finally figured it out. Snapchat is happening https://www.snapchat.com/add/darrenrovell
     
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  21. CC

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  22. teel

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    D always reels me back in :laugh:

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  23. southlick

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    Darren Rovell ‏@darrenrovell 1m1 minute ago
    LOL: @danawhite says UFC is not for sale and that I'm not a "fan of facts." We had 5 independent sources on this
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    Darren Rovell ‏@darrenrovell 42s42 seconds ago
    Hey @danawhite, once you hire an investment back to give out your financials, it's hard to say you're not for sale.

    Darren Rovell ‏@darrenrovell 16s16 seconds ago
    We had three different independent sources that said that UFC volunteered a full year EBITDA of in between $200M & $250M to investors.
     
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  24. je ne suis pas ici

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    everyone is responding to his tweets with gifs. i think ironically, at least i hope so.
     
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    How does one go from 5 independent sources to 3 in 44 seconds?
     
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    Friar Juggs research at its finest.
     
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    5 on it being for sale, 3 of which were on the release of financial information to potential investors.
     
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    I'm sure you know what ebitda is Darren
     
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  29. Mix

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    I've never cared about UFC before but now I really hope they aren't for sale so Rovell looks stupid again.
     
  30. Bert Handsome

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    This can only help the development of our 5* bag man Nicco Fertitta
     
  31. devine

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    He is going against Dana white though who is just as bad
     
  32. Andy Reocho

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  34. je ne suis pas ici

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    someone listen and provide updates pls
     
  35. MODEVIL

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    His hair in his profile pic is so amazing
     
  36. ryno23

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    Rovell said they were looking at numbers and had bidders.
    dana said the ufc is not for sale but if someone comes with 4bill they will talk.

    Basically no new info.
     
  37. Tiffin

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  38. GGCD

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    The truth is somewhere in between Dana and Darren on this one, from what I hear.

    The UFC is looking to sell a piece of the UFC, similar to when they sold a 10% stake to a UAE firm a few years back. Pretty sure it would be a much bigger piece this time around, and it would be to a Chinese company. They want to sell to someone who can get them into China.
     
  39. Clown Baby

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    I feel like Darren Rovell has never been invited to a party. That's not to say he hasn't been to one because I'm sure he kept his ear to the ground in high school and showed up uninvited from time to time.

    Then in college, I'm guessing he popped up at a few dorm mixers. Probably had a penis or two drawn on his face that he was ecstatic about the next day. Kind of like that scene in Jarhead where they brand the guy getting discharged and he's crying tears of joy.
     
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  40. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    drew the penises himself most likely
     
  41. Clown Baby

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    Would a fake party have its own web address at darrenrovell.com/party/proof
     
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  42. snowfx2

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    Amazing thing is that Shane McMahon actually tried to get Vince to buy the UFC before Zuffa did.
     
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    I know :facepalm: WHAT AN IDIOT!
     
  44. Corky Bucek

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    Heard something on Max and Marcellus ( :facepalm: on my end) the other day when they interviewed Rovell. Max claimed that Vince didn't go for it at the end of the day because he couldn't control the storylines/events.
     
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