*Demar Dorsey: tracking the 'zombie crew' (arena football)

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by 941Gator, Jun 20, 2010.

  1. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    didnt he already get accepted? actually I'm positive he did and he showed his letter on that interview he did for whatever 'boys and girls' club was helping him.

    i'd imagine UM told him what needs to be done to "qualify" and he is doing it.

    DD7 4 HEISMAN
  2. Gustavo Fring

    Gustavo Fring I do this.

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    I don't know exactly what happened for sure, but IIRC RR had to work to get permission to even offer him, and despite him signing with Michigan the school declined him for a variety of reasons. Adrian Witty and Antonio Kinard both signed with Michigan, didn't qualify, worked to get the grades and then were shot down by the admissions department. I don't think Dorsey even made it that far, but who knows now that he's apparently at GR. I'd be shocked if he ends up in Ann Arbor considering his only connection to the school was RR, but if he somehow manages to get in, might as well take him.
  3. nofatchix

    nofatchix Pitchfork Assassin

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    The school declined him because RR never got permission to offer him, but lied and said he did. I can't remember if he lied to admissions that he had permission from the AD or if he lied to the AD that he had permission from admissions, but either way that lead directly to the infamous meeting where the school president and AD had to sit RR down and tell him to GTFO with that shit.
  4. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    Kid belongs on a Florida team.

    Way too much swag for Michigan right now.

    If Erickson were still at the U, DD7 would already be fucking his tutor.
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  5. Gustavo Fring

    Gustavo Fring I do this.

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    Ahh that makes sense. Just one big mistake considering all of the bad PR Michigan took for recruiting him in the first place.
  6. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue Ya happy now, bitch?

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    The Grand Rapids PD has no idea what they're in for :oshit:
  7. mpl92

    mpl92 netflix on your couch

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    This is exactly why somebody is gonna make a killing one day when they start a professional league for college aged students. Demar Dorsey has no business being in college, but he's got a lot of talent. Why should he have to go to college to play football? Why don't DD7 and other college football players who feel like they should be adequately rewarded for their performance just forget college all together and become professionals? I say TMB should get this thing rolling.
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  8. FSUNole99

    FSUNole99 New Member

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    Thiz is all smoke & mirrors. An elaborate hoax perpetuated by Zombi Crew masterminds Pook'ie & Slim Patna Shawty Dem to shift media focus away from DD7's true intents, which are to get him fully qualify for Rhodes Scholarship campaign. This comes directly from sources close to the situation, as orally dictated to Michael Langston. Take that to the bank.
  9. diehard678

    diehard678 New Member

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    Can you find out if the 'Zombie Crew' will be heading north as well??? Just want to give a heads up to GRPD...
  10. EdNigma

    EdNigma where my green boards bros at?

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

  11. triceratops

    triceratops Tribe Of Dan

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    Seems like a good way to lose a lot of money.
  12. jokewood

    jokewood Always Be Clapping, Dudes.

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)


    your mission is to get a picture of DD holding a TMB sign. bonus points if you can work your wife into it.
  13. MG2

    MG2 Still celebrating the Jim Schwartz era

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    Pretty much the way RR's entire tenure went. RR wasn't used to not being God at UM like he was at WVU. These are the kinds of things that happened that get me mad now when people go all "Rich was screwed because he wasn't a Michigan Man, and people were out to get him". When you're lying to the AD and the people in admissions to bring in a felon who also happens to be retarded, you're probably going to lose some people who could have been allies.
  14. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    The world is going to explode when Demar Dorsey, Will Hill, and Latwan Anderson inevitably meet one another.
  15. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    [​IMG]
  16. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue Ya happy now, bitch?

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)



    2 of these have proud fathers. one of these will meet his if/when he signs an nfl contract.
  17. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra Yeah, but how do you feel about Faulkner?

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    I can't even imagine the hilarity that would have ensued if Dorsey had ended up at UF while Hill was here. Consequences would have never been the same...
  18. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue Ya happy now, bitch?

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)


    they would have had to shut that campus down. the world isn't ready for that yet.
  19. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra Yeah, but how do you feel about Faulkner?

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    You know who would have benefited the most? Rainey.

    He would have seemed like Wayne Brady, by comparison.
  20. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue Ya happy now, bitch?

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)


    the zombie squad would have offed him right quick for perpetrating the gangsta. rainey like the white chicks. grimy ass hood wards want big ass, fat, nasty hood chicks cuz they down to ride. you think princess lilly white college chick gonna do some time behind your shit? hell nah. you think shanita from o'der by where yo autie stay at will? she'll do whatever she told cuz she got 5 kids by 4 different daddies cuz she keep it real.*












    *parts of this are excerpts from an actual conversation i had
  21. Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    Fuck you guys. Especially nolenblue
    (Police) -zombie crew
  22. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue Ya happy now, bitch?

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)


    :awesomeface:
  23. BTH

    BTH New Member

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    DFCIAP
    &feature#normal
  24. BTH

    BTH New Member

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    Odds Demar fucked that fat white bitch?
  25. Cookie_Monster

    Cookie_Monster Cooooookies

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    DD gets back down to FL he will never be heard from again. That kid needs to be away from the hood in the worst way possible or he gonna be 40 with 5 kids driving by that auditorium tellin that same story.
  26. BTH

    BTH New Member

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    So true.
  27. BTH

    BTH New Member

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    Bump for Morning Crew
  28. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    Classic thread is classic
  29. EdNigma

    EdNigma where my green boards bros at?

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    "got in a little bit of trouble"


    understatement of the millennium?
  30. SeattlesFanciest

    SeattlesFanciest Jesus, Girls, and Marcus Mariota

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    "SLEEP ON ME THAT PILLOW YOUR HEAD WILL LAY!!!!!"

    So deep
  31. Gustavo Fring

    Gustavo Fring I do this.

  32. Vito Corleone

    Vito Corleone such posting, wow

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    wonder when the trail will run cold

    will be gone forever within a year
  33. BTH

    BTH New Member

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    26 guests. OLETDOIT
  34. phunkybuck

    phunkybuck Your pennies have been in my ass

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    this is a sad day

    No more Facebook for me
    12 minutes ago via web
  35. Vito Corleone

    Vito Corleone such posting, wow

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    Great, now we now need someone to volunteer and become a Zombie
  36. Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    :cerealkiller:
  37. Gustavo Fring

    Gustavo Fring I do this.

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    I'd do it, but I doubt we could effectively communicate. Would have to hire a translator.
  38. The Milkman

    The Milkman Send lawyers, guns and money, shit has hit the fan

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    [​IMG]

    Will Hill is on Zombie Crew levels
  39. notinuse

    notinuse New Member

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    ill take this time to revisit some moments in the life of the zombie crew

    a day at the range
    [​IMG]

    meditation
    [​IMG]

    hanging out with a downy midgit
    [​IMG]

    the club
    [​IMG]

    discussing investment opportunities
    [​IMG]

    ...
    [​IMG]
  40. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle tmb scares me to death

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    bump
  41. Funnyman2417

    Funnyman2417 Mom said rock it til the break of dawn

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    For a year i've wondered what the fuck is on his phone.
  42. phunkybuck

    phunkybuck Your pennies have been in my ass

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    looks to me like a picture of himself, which is awesome
  43. Artoo

    Artoo Hey guys! Thanks for eating all the macaroni!

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)



    I can't believe I missed this post. Shit has me rolling, especially the bold.

    :roll:
  44. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue Ya happy now, bitch?

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)


    you know I keeps it real :smug:
  45. BTH

    BTH New Member

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    I've been waiting for this thread to get bumped.
  46. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    football season will be eventful
    [​IMG]
  47. BTH

    BTH New Member

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    Am I the only one who's :pray: that Demar didn't get his shit together and stays the :w2d: we all know and love?
  48. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue Ya happy now, bitch?

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    Any spring practice updates out of grand rapids? Would also enjoy a quick parusal of wacka's transcript. That thing has to read like war and peace, if tolstoy's typewriter featured only the "D", "F" and "I" keys.
  49. BTH

    BTH New Member

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)

    :roll: :roll: :roll:
  50. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue Ya happy now, bitch?

    Re: *Demar Dorsey- tracking his 'zombie crew' (Juco Ball-Grand Rapids)


    :heythere: knew that was money as I typed it. I almost flipped my phone to the ground as if I'd hit a walkoff.
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