Devine's Bar

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  1. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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  2. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Apparently I have to go out
     
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  3. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I just took a dump in the urinal. Enjoy your evening gents.
     
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  4. Jim Brockmire

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    Devine is at the Blue Oyster tonight.
     
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  5. Corky Bucek

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    I'll have a Coors light and a kamikaze
     
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  6. Baron

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    What do you have on draft?
     
  7. ~ taylor ~

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    This place smells like they mixed the paint with urine.
     
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  8. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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  9. Corky Bucek

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    Do you even devine ? Coors light dude
     
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  10. $P1

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    Loose
     
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  11. Baron

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    I was being optimistic
     
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  12. HotMic

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  13. dblplay1212

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    I'll take my royalties in the form of trophy points.

    Thanks
     
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  14. ashy larry

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    there's a guy in a trucker hat covering free falling
     
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  15. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    which one of you assholes played Def Leppard on the jukebox
     
  16. Tiffin

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    [​IMG]
     
  17. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Imagine this on repeat for 5 hours straight

     
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  18. * J Y *

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    Merry Christmas! I just bought us a round of rumplemintz. No need to worry about your breath w/ your special lady tonight. Minty freshness will follow you straight into sweet climax.
     
  19. TDCD

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  20. TDCD

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    I just saw that plug.dj shut down :embarrassed:
     
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  21. Celemo

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    Lol fags...I just put 7 bucks in the jukebox and selected 21 plays of Tom Jones' What's New Pussycat...Enjoy
     
  22. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    I will never forget the night TMB chose the plug.dj soundtrack for sexytime with the Mrs. :laugh:
     
  23. Tobias

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    my buddy and i almost got kicked out of a townie bar in columbia bc we put like 3 straight t swift songs on.

    one guy just stood beside us with a beer, staring at us like we were wild animals
     
  24. teel

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    Nothing quite like the adrenaline of picking a song on a bar jukebox and turning around not knowing if you're gonna see dancing or faces of disapproval. The kind of moment I live for.
     
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  25. Tobias

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    Arkadin may know the crowd i am talking about

    jaco's on a non football saturday. some weird characters there and t swift certainly didn't help
     
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  26. fucktx

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    i could see devine listening to this at his bar

     
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  27. bags

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    I'm here to gather round
     
  28. Baron

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  29. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Totally fools the cops too.
    Couldn't find the thread I started on this but it's awesome that the band did this for the kids. That leopard face on the scoreboard just makes me laugh every time I see it. It's like a :awesomeface:
     
  30. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    We were closed last night guys

    Preparing for tonight's banger
     
  31. TDCD

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    Didn't think I'd ever see a keeping up appearances gif on this board
     
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  32. AIP

    AIP Team bush
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    bertwing is that you at the glory hole?
     
  33. MANPOW

    MANPOW Come & knock on our door - We’ve been waiting 4u
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  34. Emma

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    I'll have one beer, please
     
  35. MANPOW

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    DJ Tanner bout to get shit lit
     
  36. Joe_Pesci

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    what the hell, Pour Some Sugar on Me is still playing
     
  37. Emma

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    Can I charge my cell phone behind your bar while I'm here?
     
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  38. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Tequila sunrise pls
     
  39. fucktx

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  40. ~ taylor ~

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    Two boozes, please.
     
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  41. BellottiBold

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    If you want dick pics, just ask. No need to play these games.
     
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  42. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Yes
     
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  43. Baron

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    These Miller lites are going down good, can I have another?
     
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  44. Bruce Bowen

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    I'll take a scotch and water. Hold the scotch.
     
  45. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    hey devine....soooo, I don't know if there is any money in my account. Run the card and I'll go get cash if I have too.
     
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  46. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    For those of you getting cans of coors light, I'm sorry that it's a little too cold. One of the dumbass barbacks changed the settings and now half of them are slushies
     
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  47. Tobias

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    i told you that was my bad
     
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  48. Tiffin

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    Hi yes I'll take a Shirley Temple, thanks.
     
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  49. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    My bads aren't going to give the brain freezes back, tobias
     
  50. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I'm going to need to see some ID