I'm going to need to see that you actually have a penis before I let you run amok in this womens' bathroom
Do you have wine from a tap? The golf course I grew up bartending at had chardonnay on tap, and I've developed a taste for it. In a beer glass. Please.
Now that devine is out of the way for the weekend, I worked all night after the doors closed to make a few small changes to the place. It is my absolute pleasure to introduce you to the new and improved.....Smash Club. Everybody come in on, grab a spot on the dance floor, because tonight appearing live we will have REM.
Today's special drink is Rebel Tears It is a Alabama Slammer shot where after you are done drinking it, a barkeep will kick you in the balls while wes tegg explains why it isn't so bad.
starting @ 2pm, any shot will be the price of the time. For you incompetent people that means a shot would be $2.00 at 2:00pm. lets get fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baron I just noticed that Tiffin has taken the boxed wine from behind the counter and is spraying it in customers mouths. That stuff wasn't cheap. Please rectify the situation. Thanks - management