Devine's Bar

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  1. Tony Perkis

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  2. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    Does this place have any sort of rewards or membership benefit program
     
  3. Tony Perkis

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    You do realize this is a bar in West Virginia?
     
  4. wes tegg

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    It's very fluid.
     
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  5. Corky Bucek

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    UncleJesse pink panty dropper shots on me for the whole bar

    Triple shot for wes tegg for his rough day
     
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  6. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    when you drink 500 coors tall boys you get a plaque on the wall
     
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  7. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    does draft coors count toward the total
     
  8. devine

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    I only serve drafts and bottles

    I call our 20 oz drafts tall boys. Sorry for the confusion
     
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  9. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    If you'll notice I have 46 plaques
     
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  10. Joe_Pesci

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    what drink is the biggest pain in the ass to prepare? i'll have 3
     
  11. Corky Bucek

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    Bar mat, you have to wait until the end of the night and at last call the bartenders empty the contents of the bar mat into shot glasses.
     
  12. Baron

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    Tiffin, you do you. roll tide!
     
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  13. Daniel Ocean

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    I think I left my 12.9 iPad Pro. Did someone turn it in?
     
  14. Daddy Rabbit

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    Wh..What happened just then?
     
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  15. Corky Bucek

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    devine pawned it to Nole0515 and bought a seafoam green Yeti cooler for the bar.
     
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  16. Daniel Ocean

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    There were tasteful nudes of shocker on there so I am sure he could have gotten more.
     
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  17. Can I Spliff it

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    that's how devine keeps the door open
     
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  18. Daddy Rabbit

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    His back door is always kept open

    BOOM NAIL3D IT!

    LMBO
     
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  19. UncleJesse

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    Bar is open. Come on in.

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    Pelican
     
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  20. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    Team book a cruise w/ past passenger up-grades .

    eat ribeye.
    use kingsford .
     
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  21. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I thought you left gubbs
     
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  22. devine

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    Tobias the beer is basically frozen lmao
     
  23. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    I did .
    I watched 2 concerts of acdc booked a cruise , ect , ect .
    I will be at the real devines bar and restraunt in oct for a family wedding , thought I would stop in for real .
     
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  24. Corky Bucek

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  25. Emma

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    Is there bingo here?
     
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  26. Jax Teller

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    I heard mention of half priced handies for vets.
     
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  27. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    I'm about to crush some banquet beers tonight
     
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  28. Boo MFer!

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    It's okay, I'll just drink the tears as they stream down my face while I sit alone in the corner.
     
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  29. Andy Reocho

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    Barkeep. Shot and a beer please.
     
  30. ~ taylor ~

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    69 flaming Dr. Peppers, please. And whatever marcus wants. He's on my tab tonight.
     
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  31. Goose

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    I think I have a chance with the brunette in the blue shirt
     
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  32. ~ taylor ~

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    No, I will not make out with you.
     
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  33. Bo Pelinis

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    He's already gay married goose did you not see the ring?
     
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  34. Tommy Callahan

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    I'll have a glass of cab please
     
  35. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    good morning
    and
    fuck you
    wake and bake at the bar .
    I'LL take a smoking brown wrap w/ some tangetinedream , and some gravy and bisquets this morning .
    w a cup of donut shop java .
    thank you !
     
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  36. cyclist

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  37. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    do u know that coors beer was created at the Naperville I'll brewry ?
    yep Adolph coors used to work there .
    my grandfather and Adolph were friends .
    ha! I used to keep a seprate refridgerator in the garage in Naperville .
    my father used to hate beer though .
     
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  38. ~ taylor ~

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    My uncle was a Teamster working for US Steel. My auto exec dad used to fuck with him by taking him a case of Coors Light when we'd visit because it was a non-union shop.
     
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  39. Taques

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    how about bud heavys
     
  40. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    That seems like an impossible feat
     
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  41. Baron

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    What the hell happened last night?
     
  42. Daddy Rabbit

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    I dont know. I woke up in my car broke neck at 4 this morning
     
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  43. THE REAL GUBBERJK

    THE REAL GUBBERJK original ocean grown
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    my dad used to drink old fashions.
    southern comfort 7 up dash of maraschino cherry .
    My favorite drink for a long time was di sarano on the rocks .
    two cubes please and the bottle .
     
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  44. THE REAL GUBBERJK

    THE REAL GUBBERJK original ocean grown
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    lucky you didn't have qualudes u would still be sleeping in the car .
     
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  45. THE REAL GUBBERJK

    THE REAL GUBBERJK original ocean grown
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    :lick::like::lovelove:
    it's kinda like your drunk as hell just came in the bar from outside smoking a dube .
    and you just got lucky it's Thursday night and it's cheese burger latenight .
    every-ones burger has smoked gouda w/ 3 slices of hickory smoked bacon , 1 per customer limit 30 .
    done .
    and your 29 w/ a ticket .
    wow fucking munchies .:nomnom::nomnom::nomnom::nomnom::nomnom:.
     
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  46. THE REAL GUBBERJK

    THE REAL GUBBERJK original ocean grown
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    WARNING- WARNING THE MONSTER IS COMING !
    unfortunately I now have lost control .
    it is WARNING - WARNING :ohholkyfuck::ohnoes::ohnoes::ohnoes::ohnoes::ohnoes::ohnoes::ohnoes::ohnoes::ohnoes::grinch::ohshit::ohshit::ohshit::ohshit::ohshit::ohshit::ohshit::ohshit::ohshit::ohshit::ohshit::ohshit::ohshit::ohshit::ohshit::ohshit:. THE MONSTER IS COMING RUN !:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::welpseeyalater:.
     
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  47. THE REAL GUBBERJK

    THE REAL GUBBERJK original ocean grown
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    CRY FOR ME PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE !:ohgosh:.
     
  48. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Apparently word is getting out about the rowdy behavior here and there will be a dui checkpoint down the street tonight
     
  49. THE REAL GUBBERJK

    THE REAL GUBBERJK original ocean grown
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    FUCK THAT !
    I'LL RIP THEIRE FUCKING FACE OFF ! LOL!:grinch:.
     
  50. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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