Emily Ratajkowski Thread - Who Are We Kidding, You Knew It Was Happening...

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  1. TheoB

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  2. Sterling A

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    absolutely
     
  3. Karl Hungus

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    need to adjust brightness on monitor. took me 2 views to notice nipple.
     
  4. cal

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    now you're just rubbing it in, mr. legend

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  5. Tiggity

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    That carpet is an odd shade of red.
     
  6. Barves2125

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    Chrissy looks drunk enough that John is contemplating sliding that left hand down a bit. I know for a fact I couldn't resist if I were him. What a bastard. Probably turned it into a threesome.
     
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  8. lehmanspeed

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    The sheer clothing on this page is lovely.
     
  9. Sterling A

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  10. Futureman

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    John Legend knows the first rule of threesomes is don't force it. Act cool and let it come to you.
     
  11. Sterling A

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    is their anywhere in the world you'd rather be than right where john legend was in that pic?
     
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  12. Futureman

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    There is not. Chrissy and EmEata both have top 1% of the world titties. That would be the most amazing sensory overload seeing them at the same time.
     
  13. Name P. Redacted

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    his fingers are about ready to go spelunking in his wife's vag
     
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  14. Barves2125

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    Picture she presumably accidentally posted on Instagram last night and then deleted it.

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  15. Kirk Fogg

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  16. Barves2125

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    Thank Emily. And them titties.
     
  17. Truman

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    Let's not forget to thank her parents for the gift of their daughter.
     
  18. Name P. Redacted

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    weak followup to the nudes but

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    marcus ...I see you didn't like the post above and as your fellow perv wanted to make sure you saw it.
     
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  20. Killy Me Please

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    wish she added 5 pounds and filled up those jugs
     
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  21. bro

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    I wish you'd shut the fuck up
     
  22. Killy Me Please

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    Why are you so infatuated with her, gayboy!

    5 pounds would go a long way.

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  23. Sterling A

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    Dude wtf. She is probably the hottest chick on earth, if not then top 5 at least. Saying she should do this or that is ridiculous, and you should be ashamed. You and me both would kill somebody to fuck her
     
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  24. Killy Me Please

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    That's how she used to look like. She's gone Hollywood on us and I don't like it!
     
  25. BuckeyeRiot

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    I would murder my mother by bludgeoning her to death with my sister for just one pump.
     
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  26. RalfBully

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    No you wouldnt
     
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  27. BuckeyeRiot

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    Yeahhuh, would too.
     
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    Her razor has a great job.
     
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  29. Ace Boogie

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    I wouldn't mind being that razor's edge.

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  30. dvnasty

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    that shit is lasered for sure...bare playground :bananallama:
     
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  31. Sterling A

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  32. dblplay1212

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    Yea she's still really hot but she was even hotter 5 lbs ago, imo. Not sure why anyone would have an issue with that comment.
     
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  33. WillySaliba

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    We're a pretty tolerant bunch. No one cares if you are gay.
     
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  34. Name P. Redacted

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  35. Mix

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    She is perfectly toned in the right places and has full round tits and ass. What possibly more could you fucks want?
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

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  37. TheoB

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  39. TheoB

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  40. dblplay1212

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    I preferred when her tits were a good bit larger, which was 5 lbs ago for her. She's still ridiculously hot, obviously.
     
  41. RalfBully

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    Hold me close Tony Danza?
     
  42. CoastalOrange

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    Count the headlights on the highway?
     
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  43. Cza

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  44. Baseballman86

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  45. TheoB

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