Emily Ratajkowski Thread - Who Are We Kidding, You Knew It Was Happening...

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by sedition, Jun 1, 2012.

  1. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    Yeah those socks are hot
     
  2. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Things my three year old is willing to eat:
    Frozen green beans
    Cold kidney beans
    Olives
    Hot pepper cheese
    Curry hummus
    Guacamole
    Cauliflower

    Things my three year old won’t eat:
    Chicken nuggets
    Chicken tenders
    Pizza
    Spaghetti
    Mac-n-cheese
    Tacos

    I don’t even know what to do.
     
  3. colonel_forbin

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    Hopefully the camera crews won't stakeout your house all day and night after your child murders a bunch of people in a couple decades.
     
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  4. dblplay1212

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    Flip those and you have my kid.
     
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  5. Where Eagles Dare

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    Been on this plane

    TheFreak55 knows
     
  6. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Are you sure it's a human child?
     
  7. BuckeyeRiot

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    He’s got all the hallmarks.
     
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  8. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    WEll at least the child appears plenty willing to eat healthy as life goes along.
     
  9. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Kids aren't picky eaters if you starve them first

    And the preggo pics might actually get me to like this chick
     
  10. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    0/10 would not bang, belly not big enough.
     
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  11. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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  12. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  13. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Her boobs are gonna get huge

     
  14. Kinghorn817

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    Huger*
     
  15. goheels10

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  16. og

    og ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    because you are out of the loop
     
  17. RalfBully

    RalfBully #21
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  18. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Sheesh girl
     
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  19. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Good gosh almighty.
     
  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    She's looking mighty fine pregnant
     
  21. angus

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  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    These were the pics I was referring to
     
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  23. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
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    That doesn't even look real, how you still gonna be a size 0 at every other part of your body while being that far along?
     
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  24. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    That ass
     
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  25. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  26. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Are those supposed to be from today or last Easter?
     
  27. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I’m guessing they are not from this Easter
     
  28. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    She had her baby like a month ago, if those are from now she is an alien.
     
  29. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    With an ass like that it’s not a tough sell.
     
  30. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Not from today, I’d imagine. Her two most recent posts


     
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  31. DirtBall

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    I 100% have faith her ass could look like that, even the day after having the baby. She’s the ultimate winner of the genetic lottery. Her tits in those pictures are about 1/3 the size of what post baby boobies should be for her though.
     
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  32. danny2430

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    Going to be tough growing up knowing that you had your meals out of the greatest set of tits in your parents generation
     
  33. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Oh I meant it wouldn’t be a tough sell to convince me she was an alien
     
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  34. DirtBall

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    Amount of time it would take an alien race built like her to rule the Earth, O/U 35 seconds.
     
  35. infected donkey

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  36. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    My goodness
     
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  37. Name P. Redacted

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  38. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  39. danny2430

    danny2430 Well-Known Member
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    Those things are huge

    You gotta think gravity is gonna have to kick in after she stops breastfeeding
     
  40. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    If you’re a normal kid who watches porn and this is your friends Mom how do you not think porn isn’t based on the real world.
     
  41. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    I don’t have to think that at all.
     
  42. THEBLUERAIDER

    THEBLUERAIDER Well-Known Member
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    I’d say she’s doing ok.
     
  43. two

    two Hello
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    Everyone really needs to click over and watch the 2nd video
     
  44. two

    two Hello
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  45. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    All of a sudden I feel very parched.
     
  46. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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  47. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Genetic freak of nature my word
     
  48. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    Told my wife to strive for this.
     
  49. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    Lmbo, it's not going to happen because we have real jobs/careers. However she is getting 16 weeks off paid for recovery so that is nice here in the states.