*** EPL 2014-2015: "Check your lease man, because you're living in Stoke City." #lividpool

Sup Man United fans?

 

Coach if you didn't watch you don't deserve to talk shit

 

I watched you silly goose. Had to do it on my phone so I couldn't be on here.

 

Hazard won player of the year

 

Raheem Sterling is soooo overrated. If Liverpool get any offer over £40 million they'd be fools not to take it.

 

Does Livid have a favorable enough schedule to miss out on Europa? *Hull jokes welcome*

 

Yall would need to lose to Aston Villa

 

Richard Jolly ‏@RichJolly 7m7 minutes ago
Everton's back four have scored more PL goals this season (9) than Liverpool's four specialist strikers (8).

 

#DareToJagielka

 

Everton's CB's have real Stones getting in those dirty areas

 

Rebecca Lowe subtly calling John Terry the devil by highlighting the fact that this was his 666 appearance. Nicely done Lady Rebecca.

 

so jealous - 5:30 am and it will hopefully but the clincher.

 

Newcastle off to a blistering start.

 

Williamson just wanted to get sent off there.

 

Maybe Crystal Palace will loan Newcastle Pardiola for a few games so they don't get relegated.

 

Newcastle have been truly shambolic since Pards left town.

 

Benteke opens the scoring against Everton, Timmy Tactics strikes again.

 

Benteke is pretty damn good

 

Timmy Tactics has breathed life into his season.

 

If there ever was a time to fire an interim coach finishing out a season, it's probably in this instance.

Scott Wilson ‏@Scottwilsonecho 5m5 minutes ago
John Carver to BBC: "I spoke to Mike...and had a few choice words. I thought he'd done that (got sent off) on purpose - it looks like he did

Scott Wilson ‏@Scottwilsonecho 4m4 minutes ago
More Carver on Williamson: "The ball was off the pitch - he had no need to make challenge. He will miss 2 games now. Is it an easy way out?

Ben Dinnery ‏@BenDinnery 1m1 minute ago
Carver "On a scale of one to 10, it's a minus 10. I can't accept it. I wish the players had as much determination and fight as I had" #NUFC

 

I have to think Newcastle wouldn't be in such a shit position if Pardew was still in charge.

 

lol Sterling

 

Terrified of this Benteke form

 

Sunderland, who get a penalty as often as we get a win, have been given two penalties today. Ward-Prowse sent off.

 

Saw Defoe drew it, was it legit?

 

Penalty yes. Red was maybe a bit harsh since he wasn't the last man back but it was definitely a foul.

 

Cleverley can't stop scoring

 

ok QPR

 

idiotic by Onuoha

 

hahahahaa Gerrard

Should have taken Rob Green in fantasy

 

Gerrard seems to think there's some magical force that is going to push his terrible shots into the goal.

 

I love when players lose their minds

 

Oh Stevie, you legend.

 

redeemed himself a tad there after that penalty

 

huge save by Pants

 

Wtf was Vergini thinking? I get that we don't have to hold leads very often but jesus christ.

 

Just be thankful he didn't score another world class own goal.

 

oh come on, dumb by Berahino

 

hahaha Van Persie you bum, repeat of Gerrard's pen from earlier

 

Hahaha

 

Di Maria with some shit tastic crosses and slip ups, not looking like such a great investment at the moment.

 

Good shit Myhill

 

RvP to MLS looks like it should happen in the not too distant future.

 

CL qualifiers are the worst, have fun United.

 

Amazing that he can look like such shit and then just have an incredible shot.
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If I were the opposition I'd rejoice at seeing Falcao put in. He's our Mikel.