*** EPL 2015-2016: Nothing to see here, just more choking chickens.

more curling balls from cleverley pls

 

Feeling good about my prediction for Fernandinho to lead the squad in yellows in those team preview PMs. So we never did anything with those huh?

 

Love the effort of 514 to get that going and then does nothing with it.

 

Fuck off Timmy

 

let's goooooooooo

 

Tim Howard that was downright shameful.

 

He's had such a good game before then.

 

I thought other than the Kolorav shot he played a great game. Not his fault our defense let said lesbian run through them.

 

• Brendan Rodgers has yet to win in four Premier League matches against Arsenal (D1, L3). He only avoided defeat when his Liverpool team drew 2-2 in January 2013
• Martin Skrtel has scored three goals in his last two Premier League games against Arsenal
• Christian Benteke has scored 12 goals in his last 13 Premier League appearances
• Simon Mignolet has kept 11 clean sheets in 2015 - more than any other Premier League goalkeeper
• Arsenal could lose their opening two home matches of a top-flight campaign for only the third time, after 1908-09 and 1949-50They had attempted a league-high 40 shots after the first two rounds of fixtures but their goal conversion rate is only 3%.
• Olivier Giroud's next Premier League appearance will be his 100th. The Frenchman has scored 42 goals in 99 league games - only Thierry Henry (59), Ian Wright (56) and Emmanuel Adebayor (44) scored more in their first 100 league appearances
• Mesut Ozil misplaced just one of his 55 passes against Crystal Palace and has averaged 3.61 chances created per game in the Premier League in 2015 - a higher ratio than any other player
  

 

Pretty sure Liverpool gave us the business 5-1 at anfield not long ago; maybe that first fun fact is referring to away record?

 

I guess this never happened

 

I think that is correct, away record

 

Just copied from BBC, thought I was safe since it wasn't the Mirror.

 

My tv is so behind the commentary.

 

He's on, that's a goal

 

Arsenal looks good.

 

Chambers is really struggling

 

Take Chambers off, this is ridiculous.

 

Big save

 

Coutinho is filthy

 

What a move... Cech is saving this back 4.

 

Mostly Chambers, he's been diarrhea on the field. Bellerin pretty guilty too.

 

Someone fucking score.

 

no, this is perfect

 

I've only seen the last 15 minutes but Mignolet appears to be bossing it.

 

You've missed a lot of WTF moments from the Arsenal back line and Cech playing incredible. Also a goal that was ruled offside

 

David Simon is on Men in Blazers tonight. I hope he doesn't get pissed when they only want to talk about The Wire and not Tremè.

 

Lol at Moreno thinking he is Ryan Giggs.

 

The fact that Southampton's colour is green and not red is bothering me more than it should.

 

Fuck them for putting a mid table team like Chelsea on TV. While I have to watch on sports live extra.

 

Hello

 

this ref blows!

 

How is that red?

 

I honestly don't know.

 

its not. and he missed a penalty too.

 

I agree about the penalty. There's been a few questionable yellows as well. It's just an odd game so far.

 

ref is having a shocker

 

No the way that it's the right call until it gets called on them versus Chelsea. Then it will be a different story.

 

More impressed with Newcastle than Arsenal so far this season.

 

It sure would be strange if you were the least bit impressed with Arsenal. we suck.