*** EPL 2015-2016: Nothing to see here, just more choking chickens.

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  1. WillySaliba

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  2. WillySaliba

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    There's not a funnier way to start the day. Missed you epl.
     
  3. Jim Brockmire

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    Fucking Rojo costing United 2 points. Unreal.
     
  4. zeberdee

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  5. Jean-Ralphio

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  6. Jim Brockmire

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    ... Thank you Schweiny
     
  7. WillySaliba

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    That wasn't so funny.
     
  8. zeberdee

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  9. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Waiting for Arsenal to start on USA...what the holy fuck is this show Chrisly knows best? That was the longest 2 minutes of tv I've watched in a long time.
     
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  10. Sub-Zero

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    Team Howard 1
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  11. Sub-Zero

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  12. Sub-Zero

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  14. Jim Brockmire

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    Arsenal shits the bed at West Brom and for at least another two hours, the Leicester City Foxes lead the Barclays Premier League.

    What a world.
     
  15. JonathanCoachman

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    That was a lovely sequence of play. Kudos to Jurgen.
     
  16. football501

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    City what are you doing?
     
  17. OopsPowSurprise

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    Oh man this is great
     
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  18. NineteenNine

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    I left my house to walk to work it was 1-0. WTF is going on??
     
  19. JonathanCoachman

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    Not that this is Sterlings fault, but he probably wants to crawl in a hole right now.
     
  20. animal_mother

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  21. JonathanCoachman

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    Aguero is in no danger of losing his goals per minutes played crown IMO.
     
  22. Frank Martin

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    He would have been amazing in this system. Sucks we didn't get Klopp sooner.
     
  23. JonathanCoachman

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    Could've been Raheem Reus.
     
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  24. Frank Martin

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  25. animal_mother

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    Love the way Klopp has us playing
     
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  26. Wu

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    Funny odd game.
     
  27. Ace Boogie

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  28. Ace Boogie

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    holy fuck Kouyate, but that was yards offside.
     
  29. Poe Dameron

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    Harry Kane on that breakaway. :loldog:
     
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  30. Ace Boogie

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    yeah, forget the other 30 minutes faggot
     
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  31. Ace Boogie

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    that was pitiful though
     
  32. Jim Brockmire

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    Tottenham are on fire today. Jesus.
     
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  33. TheSkeeter

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    McCarthy broke West Ham
     
  34. Ace Boogie

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    No doubt that Payet is their best player by miles but we ran those poor sods off the pitch today. Fuck off back to your shit Olympic Stadium and blow some bubbles.
     
  35. Ace Boogie

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    Was that the asshole ginger in the coonskin hat who Ralphie beats the shit out of in Christmas Story in the Sunderland lineup?
     
  36. Ace Boogie

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    GET THE FUCK IN JERMAIN!
     
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  37. Ace Boogie

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    What a fucking calamity at the back for Palace, though. Defoe embarrassed those lads. Congrats Cotton500 !
     
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  38. MODEVIL

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    match fixy by Palace
     
  39. Ace Boogie

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    Sam with another tactical masterclass for his 150th PL win as manager.
     
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  40. Pasta88

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    Just finished watching the pvr. Feels great.
     
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  41. Andy Reocho

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    Who's ready for Newcastle vs Pardew this weekend
     
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  42. TheSkeeter

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    I don't get to see anything due to Black Friday weekend :(
     
  43. Wu

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    He's going to be even cuntier than normal if that's possible.
     
  44. Ace Boogie

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    As well he should
     
  45. Andy Reocho

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    :meh:
     
  46. Ace Boogie

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    You guys have been gangbusters without him, that's for sure.

    Your saltiness will know no bounds when he picks up 3 points at your expense this weekend.
     
  47. Andy Reocho

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    He sucked before Newcastle. Most of his tenure at Newcastle sucked, and he will suck again at Palace

    People can try to blame it on other stuff(ownership). While partly to blame, he didn't nothing to make it any better. Crap manager, shitty person.

    And of course they're gonna get 3 points, Pardew left the club shittier than when he took over, then left.
     
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  48. Ace Boogie

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    I just enjoy winding you up about Pardew, honestly.
     
  49. Ace Boogie

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    An anonymous Manchester United star has reportedly admitted that he is “half the player” underLouis van Gaal.

    United limped to a goalless draw against PSV on Wednesday evening which means that they are still not certain of a place in the Champions League knockout phase with just an away trip to Wolfsburg remaining.

    Reports of Van Gaal’s strict regime having a negative impact on the players have already surfaced this season but The Daily Telegraph’s chief football correspondent Jason Burt told BBC Radio 5live: ”I’ve got to be careful what I say here but I've spoken to one player at United who told me he's half the player he can be here at the moment because of the way they are playing.

    "He doesn't feel that it's fair on him. He doesn't feel that it's fair on the fans.

    “He can't express himself properly and finds it very difficult to play here."


    I'm gonna go with Memphis, anyone else fancy a guess?
     
  50. Jim Brockmire

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    Memphis is only about 20% of the player he can be at the moment. Can't be him.

    I am inclined to say Rojo or Herrera. Probably Rojo.
     
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