*** EPL 2015-2016: Nothing to see here, just more choking chickens.

West Ham qualifies for Europa due to United winning the FA Cup today.

 

Jose pretty much confirmed, hope he brings Ibra along.

 

Would prefer Lukaku, but that probably won't happen now.

 

Man U going to win the league in 2018.

 

then meltdown fabulously in 2019?

 

ESPN & Rotoworld both have it. Mourinho to United.

 

Worth it IMO, much better than well over a decade of consistently coming up short.

 

2 FA Cups and multiple 4th place trophies, bitch.

 

I got a BBC alert over an hour ago. Usually it's plane crashes and government overthrows that I get alerted on so in this case both.

 

You forgot about 22 consecutive north London trophies.

 

Pep vs Mou round two should be fun

 

Two enter and only one will come out alive.

 

I think he was just taking a shot at the poster he quoted

 

The amount of jokes last week on Twitter and in the City Facebook group I am in about the "suspicious package" at OT being a trophy made me cringe so much.

 

Correct. Corky Bucek

 

Newcastle United maybe.

 

Outstanding Gump reference.

 

You'd prefer lukaku? How

 

Because he is 23 not 34, and I think he would play better with Martial than Ibra.

 

RIP Mata

 

his laziness and complete disinterest in the second half of the year really turned me off to him

 

So over under on how many windows before Mata is sold? Setting it at 2

 

This is the line and he's gone immediately.

 

yeah, where can I bet on Mata being sold before this window closes?

 

Still love you Juan.

 

Maybe Chelsea will buy him back.

 

I'd like this but doubt we will since we already have cesc

 

mou and pep will make the derby hostile again, just the way it should be

 

just wanted to pop in and say I won $120 on year long fantasy based on the Smalling own goal

#soblessed

 

It's finally official.

LOUIS VAN GAAL LEAVES MANCHESTER UNITED
(NYSE: MANU) Louis van Gaal is to leave Manchester United, with immediate effect.

Executive vice chairman Ed Woodward said: "I would like to thank Louis and his staff for their excellent work in the past two years culminating in winning a record-equalling 12th FA Cup for the club (and securing him a title in four different countries). He has behaved with great professionalism and dignity throughout his time here. He leaves us with a legacy of having given several young players the confidence to show their ability on the highest stage. Everyone at the club wishes him all the best in the future."

A decision on a successor as manager will be announced soon.

http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-F...-louis-van-gaal-leaves-manchester-united.aspx

 

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36382637

This is weird to me.

 

Aaron Lennon has rediscovered his speed!! Sadly it was while driving a car and he was going 30 over the limit. Still not as bad as Darron Gibson drunkenly running over a person with his car so he's got that going for him.

 

Mourinho to United is official.

 

Rashford just scored in the 3rd minute of his debut against Australia. British media overreaction incoming.

 

He's better than Sterling at least.

 

I'll wager on that.

 

Careful

 

Aguero would be one thing, I doubt Sterling will have a hat trick the entire season.