*** EPL 2015-2016: Nothing to see here, just more choking chickens.

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by 514, Jul 24, 2015.

  1. bwi2

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    With TSO? None. For some other team? I'll say 20.
     
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  2. Andy Reocho

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    I figure he will get a start or two on the weekend games after Thursday Europa
     
  3. IAHusk

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    He should some starts as he is the only striker on the roster outside of Rooney and Martial. Hopefully Jose keeps Martial out on the wing, so it will probably come down to if he decides to keep Rooney in the midfield or not. Rashford should be the backup to start the season as Jose will definitely look to sign a top striker in the summer window.
     
  4. WillySaliba

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    Don't take this personally but you're trying to rationalize what a sociopath will do. Nothing you said is right, I honestly can't wait for Jose to pull the Manchester media puppet strings. I'll never root for United but god damn do I appreciate Jose's pure fuckin insanity.
     
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  5. NineteenNine

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    The entertainment value is going to be off the charts.
     
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  6. Ace Boogie

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    He and Pep sharing a city is going to be amazing
     
  7. Wu

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    Hull are joining us again.

    The minor constipation I had this morning is more enjoyable than Hull.
     
  8. JonathanCoachman

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    There will be 2 Champions League winning managers in The Championship next season. RDM to Villa.
     
  9. Gunners

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    :loldog: this is after they accused her of being a publicity whore

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Ace Boogie

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  11. Arrec Bardwin

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    Poor Eva. Hopefully she fancies a move to Atlanta.

    :gfa:
     
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  12. IAHusk

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    2016/17 Premier League fixtures were released today.
     
  13. Ace Boogie

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    What do we want?!?! Next season's EPL thread! When do we want it?!?!?!?!? A fairly reasonable amount of time before the season starts.
     
  14. Ace Boogie

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    Itching to post my way too early final table acessment.
     
  15. Wu

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    After how last season ended, I can understand you wanting to move forward.

    Soon, my friend.

    Very soon.
     
  16. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    nobody likes arsenal. not even arsenal.
     
  17. Wu

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    I'll eat your dag.
     
  18. Ace Boogie

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    I really like having Iron Mickey as a highly active member of the fanbase. We really strengthened the fanbase ahead of the Champions League this season. Another top lad in the stable.
     
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  19. VaxRule

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    I think he owns a pug. It probably even tastes ugly.
     
  20. Iron Mickey

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    you shan't.

    she'd be delicious you scoundrel
     
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  21. Tobias

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    can't believe it's only 23 days until the new season
     
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  22. Ace Boogie

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    Right? You'd probably have been more aware had there been a thread to discuss such things.
     
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  23. Wu

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    Lil hoisin goes a long way
     
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  24. Topper Bottoms

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    Taking this time to remember Roisin Dubh
     
  25. ohhaithur

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    The PL is cracking down on dissent finally yay
     
  26. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    wow this is heartless I hope you get traded to the chinese super league and rot
     
  27. Walt Disney

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    You were a City fan I thought Iron Mickey :warn: :feelsbadman: :tebow:

    we lost you fast :/ :/ :/
     
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  28. Iron Mickey

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    Ace has announced my transition. I'm still on the table. Ocho is still pissed I forsook Toons.
     
  29. Tobias

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    he is

    ace is just wishing for some good tottenham news
     
  30. Ace Boogie

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    Go after a man's wife, sister, mother, whatever. Going after a dog is stepping over a boundary I myself just find to be in very poor taste. Much like a dog without hoisin.
     
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  31. Tobias

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    nooooo
     
  32. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    literally arsenal
     
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  33. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    the new logo

    woof, sailboat sailboat on the terrible kit seas
     
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  34. Walt Disney

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    one team is a one hit wonder

    the other is backed by $$$ and just hired a top 2 manager in the world

    soooo

    rekt
     
  35. Iron Mickey

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    bidding waaaar
     
  36. Ace Boogie

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    This year has been chock full of good news compared to the vast majority of my Tottenham fanhood. There will always be heartbreaks, we know that when we put pen to paper, but the HBTGSR (heart break to good stuff ratio) has been way higher since last summer.
     
  37. Ace Boogie

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    Shockingly, City is once again ignoring FFP. Fandom fair play.
     
  38. Tobias

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    you philandering hussy
     
  39. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    pay to play m8
     
  40. Ace Boogie

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    He's posted in that stagnant shitpile you call a team thread once, meanwhile he's engaged in a flurry of activity at our flourishing corner of TSB. It is clear where his heart lies, just call this your third loss to Tottenham this season and keep it moving.

    I still like you guys tho.
     
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  41. Wu

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    Iron Mickey just arrived to the neighborhood, and his first day on the local bus just whipped his dick out and started beating off on people.
     
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  42. Iron Mickey

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    one step closer and she gets it :fap:
     
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  43. Wu

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    Ace loves the white stuff.
     
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  44. Iron Mickey

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    said the asian with a spoonful of irony
     
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  45. Ace Boogie

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    He must not have been able to pick it up with chopsticks.
     
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  46. Tobias

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    i miss the eagle already srs
     
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  47. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Meh.
     
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  48. Iron Mickey

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    god it's bad branding. whereas OUR alma mater's mascot is right there in Ace's avatar...
     
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  49. Iron Mickey

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    it was a reach