*** EPL 2015-2016: Nothing to see here, just more choking chickens.

Yeah, that makes even less sense. There's definitely some fuckery going on here with the numbers.

 

Trying to keep North London down IMO, and still have 6 of the top 10.

 

I think that's just a number someone assigned based on the fact that it doesn't look like he cares.

 

Thought this was a ridiculous list until I realized I skimmed past who was number one. Numbers don't lie.

 

Alli has to be 11

 

I bet Delle has some Anti-Semitic relatives out there that were very furious when they found out all of his teams supporters are HEBREWS. I wonder if Jurgen was aware of that when he first moved there. That relationship has really helped rid the continent of hate IMO.

 

Uh, yeah. Totally.

 

So Adam Johnson pled guilty to the child sexual assault charges.
http://us.cnn.com/2016/02/10/football/adam-johnson-trial-sunderland/index.html

 

This whole case has dragged on for so long that she's probably legal by now.

 

A little large, but you still get the like for talking shit on Younes.

 

I cant wait for mourinho at united

 

Big fan of Johnson's legal gf.

Spoiler

 

really? even after y'all sell De Gea to Madrid?

 

either a ban on madrid prevents that or we get forster

either way mou and united is exciting, especially with pep down the street

 

Would rather have Pochettino imo. Don't think he would leave Tottenham anyway tho.

 

I think it's already been decided that they're appealing which means they can sign new players in the summer.

 

of course they'll appeal.

 

Unlike barcelona, the timing of their sanctions and appeals means it has a good chance of being addressed before the summer.

 

Real will get at least a window to ramp up for a ban. They only had about 10-15 days left in the window when that was imposed. Between the Euros and volumes of money that will be thrown around next summer, it's going to be nuts.

Not lying, I really do want a RavenNole currency update.

 

Sunderland terminate Adam Johnson's contract, it was due to expire in the summer. At least he got the goal against Liverpool.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...tml?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

 

Adidas cut ties with him as well.

 

Seems like a good time to repost this

 

Brendan was recording.

 

That's just the appeal to FIFA, still able to appeal to CAS too which draws out the process further.

 

Here is how the top 4 could change based on the results this weekend.

 

Any foreign player that gets caught doing the same thing should use the "Trainspotting made me think that everyone in Great Britain is cool with that kind of thing" excuse.

 

That Sunday slate of games is incredible. Especially the Villa/Liverpool game. Can't wait.

 

That is def the pick of the litter.

 

I'm pretty sure our match was always a Sunday kickoff.

 

Pretty shitty that there's gonna be a ticket price protest at the beginning of Arsenal-Leicester

Getting annoying at this point

 

It's happening because they moved the time of the game on 3 weeks notice which fucked up traveling arrangements for Leicester fans.

 

The 10am timeslot tomorrow morning really is pitiful for having 5 matches.

 

Arsenal fans are in as well. Fucked them up last year at least twice and even a lot of home matches fans take certain flights based on time, price, etc......

 

moving that match as late as they did is criminal. I'm not really sure how the league/teams allow that to happen.

 

Anyone know how soon after a match that you can watch a replay? Hoping it's almost immediately.

Edited because I'm a retard and meant on nbcsn live extra.

 

3 days is fucking ridiculous. And if you look at what they moved it for name another piece of shit fixture that trumps that Saturday?

 

Was it 3 days or 3 weeks like posted above?

 

I really wish this board didn't suck as much as it does otherwise I'd find some really delicious quotes from the ghost of user NittanyKnight circia 2009 about how Adam Johnson was better than Gareth Bale and how Bale would only be a crossing winger.

 

Sunderland
Mannone, Yedlin, O’Shea, Kone, van Aanholt, Kirchhoff, Cattermole, M’Vila, Khazri, N’Doye, Defoe.

Subs: Brown, Rodwell, Borini, Matthews, Pickford, Toivonen, Honeyman

Man Utd
De Gea, Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Borthwick-Jackson, Schneiderlin, Carrick, Lingard, Mata, Martial, Rooney

Subs: Romero, Love, Weir, Pereira, Herrera, Memphis, Keane

 

Will Keane scored 5 goals in one game midweek against Norwich City's U21 squad.

No Fellaini is all I needed to see today.

 

Get the fuck in!

 

swell start