*** EPL 2015-2016: Nothing to see here, just more choking chickens.

True hockey goal there

 

Cool

 

Fellaini is decent at defending set pieces

 

Awesome start.

 

Lee Cattermole fucking kill yourself

wonder how much he put on United

 

Nobody was stopping that after the lucky redirection

 

That is pure Defoe class

 

I don't know why the announcer thinks Khazri's career progression is strange.

 

Sunderland protecting a lead for this long has me a bit worried.

 

DC United putting some advertising in strange places.

 

Fuckkkkk


United caught napping, If Jermain buried that I'd have been ecstatic.

 

damn Sunderland. M'Vila, Khazri, N'Doye, Defoe, Yedlin, van Aanholt... quickly paving the way to my heart.

 

the color man here is awful

 

The fuck was that Mannone?

Let me punch it right in front of goal. Moron.

 

Get the lead to the half here lads. Give Sam some time to draw up a 2nd half master class.

 

that shit be dislocated


The fuck is a Donald Love? This should be interesting. United are really dumpster diving for fullbacks at the moment.

 

You are embarrassing yourself, DeAndre.


Fucking Sunderland.

 

Mannone has to palm that out of bounds, not back into play.

 

Borthwick-Jackson looks like an owl

 

In case anyone needs some halftime reading, here are the details of the Johnson case. He's a piece of shit and not the brightest bulb in the closet.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...ogance-led-to-child-sexual-assault-court-told

 

Surely that smokeshow girlfriend can find a non pedo footballer to upgrade to after this situation.

 

lol what a fucking moron

 

It was 3 weeks
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/arsenal-fans-urged-boycott-opening-7360013

 

nice build up by Sunderland

 

Minutes later and still amazed by the commentator saying Rooney could do nothing about that handball.

 

He is the worst commentator I've ever heard, seriously.


You've got to fucking finish that! Sunderland bossing this half. They are going to end up regretting these misses.

 

He's playing with a point to prove now.

 

The game was a 2:45 pm kickoff here, guess what? Still put me to fucking sleep.

 

I don't think it has been all that terrible. It has been end to end at least, just showcasing some shit quality in the final 3rd. Not the best match ever but it isn't a complete bore.

 

Oh fuck yes!

 

Their play deserved it this half.

 

Get the fuck in!

 

Love me some January window Ligue 1 signings

 

What first half was this commentator watching that United "dominated"? They may have shaded it but it was pretty even IMO.

 

I love the instant pan to LvG whenever United go behind.

 

If they had called that one a handball I'd have gone insane.

 

great start to the weekend

 

Thanks guys for the support. Best of luck this weekend.

 

Stoke wearing a 3rd kit for the first time in roughly a decade today:

 

Looks like a training top.

 

I mean who the fuck doesn't get the full 3 points against Sunderland????

Great start to the weekend. Not doing anything tonight so I will be good to go for tomorrow.

 

Liverpool last week comes to mind.