Euro 2016

Holy jesus

 

that was a hell of a bicycle

 

damn how did Quaresma even get that on target

 

That's what he does man. He doesn't do shit all game and then he pulls off the most unreal moves.

 

Who will be France's last sub? I think Kante for matuidi I is what is needed, but I'd rather have matuidi for penalties

 

What a strike

 

holy fuck how do you hit that

 

Wanyama-esque

 

Eder is just throwing his booty around

 

Oh gignac

 

That close.

 

Damn that was close

 

this is such a terrible exaggeration. please.

 

Nah, making Carvalho do too much of it

 

Portugal are going to win now.

 

we definitely aren't watching the same thing

 

really don't understand people who talk shit about soccer bc games go 0-0

that half was hype af

 

seriously. It's been a good fucking game.

 

Meh. France wasteful and Portugal aren't showing much commitment to anything other than getting to penalties

 

Maca is totally full of shit

 

2 days rest between games is ridiculous though.

Did FIFA 16 schedule the Euro matches?

 

let's not get crazy, this game hasn't been very good.

 

It hasn't been one for the books or anything, but I've been very entertained.

They've both had quality chances, and had good spells of possession.

 

Gignac is the best at boxing out.

 

I'm into it because it's the Euro final, but otherwise I think Sissoko has been pretty much the only good thing about it. a lot of disappointing performances to me on the French side especially.

 

Matuidi just doesn't do it for me, don't rate him.

 

The french ramires

 

not dirty enough

 

was that Pogba's first bit of possession in the attacking third?

 

Think "cagey" is the right word. Lot of nervous touches and I don't remember ever seeing so many aerial touches rather than settling. Whole match has been aerial 50-50s

Very few players confident enough to dribble besides Sissoko and when they are, it happens to be Quaresma and that's just not enjoyable

 

i have such a big man crush on pogba

 

France having trouble with set pieces since they took their best set piece guy off?

 

They've still had a week's rest, Taylor. You can drop that narrative already.

 

don't think my mind could handle an Eder winner in the Euro final.

 

All hate watchers should want a Portuguese set piece winner

 

He didn't even get touched.

 

Matuidi playing over Kante doesn't make sense to me, just in general.

 

He's such a bitch

 

Woof, Mark

 

Terrible call.