Ever get a cramp in your mouth....

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  1. StinkusP1nkus

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    ....from yawning?

    Shit hurts...made me feel like I was going to swallow my tongue
     
  2. RJF-GUMP

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    Audrew's mom gets a cramp in her mouth just about every night when I come over.
     
  3. BTH

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    Only when eating your moms pussy. :mulletsmug:
     
  4. StinkusP1nkus

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    Guys, this is not a time for jokes. Serious replies only.
     
  5. NilesIrish

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    I did on the underside of my jaw one night. opening my mouth felt like someone was sticking a knife in my chin, it sucked.
     
  6. bags

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    my mother in law gets them, but she has lupus
     
  7. lsufball19

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    i have gotten i guess like a charlie horse in my jaw before when yawning or trying to eat a hamburger that's too big. it actually hurts like a mf
     
  8. i hate your team

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    Yes used to all the time under my chin when yawning, I have not in years because I figured a way to stop it before it happens. My jaw would be sore as hell for hours after one of those jaw/neck clenching cramp.

    When I am having a big yawn, or think it is about to happen it take my thumb and massage the muscle very firmly and when the yawn is over there is no cramp.
     
  9. Franktus and 96 others

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    couldihavelupus.gov
     
  10. StinkusP1nkus

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    This is the stage I'm in right now. I don't think I can eat (you make the joke)
     
  11. pearl

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    Underside of my jaw, painful as hell too.
     
  12. Dwight Schrute

    Dwight Schrute 7 out of every 10 attacks are from the rear.

    This. Happened to me during a presentation and it was quiet as fuck. I ended up saying something out loud a long the lines of "HOLY SHIT WTF IS WRONG WITH MY JAW"
     
  13. nhd

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    :feelsbadman:
     
  14. Don't eat dick nigga
     
  15. goatnole

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    This^^^^^^ exactly what I experienced.
     
  16. NYGator

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    I used to get that same shit. I would have to jam my thumb up underneath my jaw to unlock it, and yes, it was sore for awhile afterwards.
     
  17. TLAU

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    yes when yawning. hurts like hell. kinda mad i was just reminded of the feeling and rubbing it as I read responses ITT
     
  18. AHebrewToo

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    I was going to post this exact post.

    I get them all the time. I can't stop them entirely, but I prevent them from becoming unbearably painful. It happens when I yawn without opening my mouth.

    My doctor said it's from all the gum I chew. :idk:
     
  19. Louis Holth

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    Take the dick out of yer mouth.
     
  20. NothingIsOT

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    har har
     
  21. Iron Mickey

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  22. Houndster

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    Sounds like cancer to me
     
  23. Daniel Ocean

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    Lot of posters coming out ITT. Case you don't get it I am saying you guys are gay and get mouth cramps by sucking cock.
     
  24. NYGator

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    Your doctor is an idiot. I don't chew gum.
     
  25. AHebrewToo

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    His first question was, "Do you suck a lot of cocks?"

    I said no, and he said, "the only other explanation is that you chew a lot of gum."

    :idk:
     
  26. watson

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    Seems like sucking a lot of cock would prevent this from happening.
     
  27. BTH

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    Congrats. You're the first person to make that joke.
     
  28. StinkusP1nkus

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    Actually he is doing the opposite..he's saying that if you did suck a lot of dick that your jaw muscles would be conditioned to not cramp up.

    Ergo, if you haven't posted ITT that it's happened to you, you're probably a cocksucker.
     
  29. BTH

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    Can you read? He was the first person to make that joke.
     
  30. StinkusP1nkus

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    I apologize. I had saddled thee with an assumed cloak of sarcasm, which apparently was not deserved.
     
  31. Franktus and 96 others

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    :iceburn:
     
  32. BTH

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    Forgiven.
     
  33. goatnole

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    Exactly how do you know that dick in your mouth causes this, from experience????