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Naismith announced to come in. Next thing is a goal. He makes things happen.

 

He played 90 minutes 2 days ago, don't think the plan was to even play him 30 minutes today until McCarthy went off

 

Rom dabbed on em too

 

Dear lord that touch from Rom deserved an assist too.

 

Oh man. I would have ejaculated if that went in from my guy

 

If Rom was English, he'd be getting way more press. For us, it's a good thing he is Belgian.

 

ALL THE GOALS!!!!

 

I've got the jersey of the three players involved in that goal

 

FUCKYEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

 

Yes!

 

"This is turning out to be........A CHRISTMAS CRACKER"

 

Now the only question is if we give up the equalizer in the 88th minute or in ET.

 

Almost fucked us

 

The next time FIFA updates their roster, if Rom is not at least an 83 I will be furious.

Players like Falcao having better ratings than him is a joke.

 

NBCSports app is such trash. Stream sucks. We've been spoiled this year being on TV so much

 

Jesus

 

Damn it. All their goals of the year today

 

They've had some pretty sweet goals this year. They're definitely one of the better teams in the EPL.

 

Far more dynamic, for sure

 

Every time Barry has the ball, im screaming JUST GET IT TO DELLY!!!

 

I wish Barry would share his HGH with McCarthy. There's no way someone his age with as many miles as he has on him should be playing two full matches in three days.

 

That's a shit call

 

How do you give that PK when Stones has all positioning?

 

Arnautovic is the biggest twat in the league.

 

GFY Ref. attrocious.

 

Fuck that. Fuck your chirstmas cracker

 

That trashy Austrian could have had 3 yellows today

 

When's the last time we were awarded a penalty anyway

 

I bet he would have been subbed off had just one of them been given.

 

what a shit call

 

Not a fan of that PK call. That it benefitted Arnautovic made it worse.

 

That guy definitely does crystal meth on the reg. That's the only way someone would think those tattoos were a good idea.

Another explanation for bad tattoos is spending time in a gulag like Mo Besic.

 

In the premiere league I think December of 2014

 

We are the real life version of Fifa 16 matches

 

To be a little fair I also cant remember more than 1 or 2 that could have been. No one has box presence except for one guy who is tough as hell to bring down.

And Gerry isn't exactly skilled at making dives look legit.

 

We score an awful lot from open play for a team that has no presence in the box

 

i mean more physically. Dont have a ton of guys taking on guys or putting defenders in tough "PK risky" spots. Rom does, but again he just stands up all challengers to get his shot.

 

Marcus Christenson ‏@m_christenson 16m16 minutes ago
Exclusive: Steven Naismith in line to join Norwich City from Everton for £8m http://gu.com/p/4fdec/stw #efc #ncfc

 

Way more than we should get for him. Color me tickled

 

Hell we should throw in McGeady and see if they're willing to pay £8,000,001 for the both of them. I'd like to see that money invested in a young goalkeeper.

 

That wouldn't be fair to make them overpay for two players

 

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/dec/30/everton-switzerland-under-21-striker-shani-tarashaj

Going after this young lad. He's scored 18 goals for Grasshoppers. Switzerland rival Scotland in the ridiculous club names category. I wouldn't mind us going after a Young Boy. I love Young Boys.

 

Seems like your lovely club needs a good DM, Barry blows. Goalie too but seems like a good DM would do wonders from what I've seen.

 

We need a goal first and foremost.

 

You would know what it's like to need a dm.

 

Sounds like you're trying to offload Arteta on us.

But seriously, who do you think would win in a foot race between Barry and Mertesacker?

 

Can you quote us a price on the Dierwolf?

 

Consider it done. No need to get Levy involved either.

 

Shit thought that was the billion dollar gif, too late now I suppose.