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  1. JonathanCoachman

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    Gerry D showing off his skills he learned at La Masia School of Performing Arts. I'd probably hate him so much if he played anywhere else but I adore him since he's a Toffee.

    https://streamable.com/hsl0

    Fun fact. The gloved man who mauled Gerry D's face is one half of the Olsson Twins and they have a sister who is married to Dirk Nowitzki
     
  2. JonathanCoachman

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    In FIFA 16, I like to do a player career where I create myself and play for Everton which means I have no control over transfers or lineup selections. And transfers are more frustrating in the game than they are real life. Lukaku left in a January window to sign for Chelsea of all places. And when the club try to buy players, they only go after the elite ones. I swear Lewandowski and Alaba (Baines is an 85 and Galloway a 76 so Alaba is the least useful of all the elite players) have turned us down a hundred times.

    I like playing LM so before I even start, I get rid of all the players that might start out in front of me at the beginning (Sorry Mirallas, Pieenar, Lennon, Naismith and Osman) I add a few young players with high potential in other spots so the team doesn't start out thinner than it really is. I moved Naismith to Crystal Palace so of course he scored the winner against us.
     
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  3. JonathanCoachman

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    Samuel Eto'o is currently the player-manager at his club in Turkey. There's no way that it won't be an absolute shit-show. Especially with how racist people are in Turkey.
     
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  4. teel

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    How the hell is Leicester City top of the league, I haven't paid much attention this year

    in before "because they have the most points"
     
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  5. Truman

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    Holy shit. It's pouring rain
     
  6. TheSkeeter

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    I'm so tired of Kone in the starting lineup
     
  7. Sub-Zero

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    This Vardy guy.
     
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    Yikes that was bad
     
  11. football501

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    We're wasting great chances
     
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  13. Truman

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    Almost Timmy.
     
  14. TheSkeeter

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    Everton Football Club summed up
     
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  15. teel

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    :tebow: :tebow: :tebow:

    @OfficialBWFC: Goal. Fulham lead. Luke Garbutt powers an unstoppable long-range strike beyond @Amos_40 into the bottom left corner. (28) 0-1 #BOLvFUL
     
  16. Sub-Zero

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    Holy Jesus that sequence.
     
  17. TheSkeeter

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    Rom be Rom'in
     
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    The EFC radio guys are hilarious
     
  19. football501

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  20. Truman

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    Gerry needs to chill the fuck out. Good thing he's good, or if loathe him.

    Like the crazy chick you put up w cause she's so hot.
     
  21. TheSkeeter

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    Yeah. He's being ripped by the radio guys. He's Spanish through and through our Gerry
     
  22. Sub-Zero

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    Sub off kone please. A lot of chances are dying with him.

    And holy hell is LCFC always so CONCACAFY?
     
  23. teel

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    Wow that spray really works! :loldog:
     
  24. JonathanCoachman

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    I'm sure it's near & dear to a lot of Evertonians hearts, but I've found myself being ashamed of the "Grand Ole' Team" song several times while watching Everton with other people.
     
  25. football501

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  26. Sub-Zero

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    Howard definitely didn't get the ball but thought Vardy's touch was really heavy. Oh well.
     
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  28. Truman

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    sports are dumb
     
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  29. football501

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    Barkleys touch has been quite poor
     
  30. Sub-Zero

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    10 corners and only 1 looked like a half chance.
     
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    That touch was good though
     
  32. JonathanCoachman

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    At least Kev earned himself a move to Ligue 1 today.
     
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  33. ASG Sucks

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    Well that sucked (yet again). I don't know why I'm surprised/angered anymore.
     
  34. TheSkeeter

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    That's because we don't practice set pieces
     
  35. TheSkeeter

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    I hate to say it, but Roberto's time is running short. This squad is too talented to be this low in the table.
     
  36. JonathanCoachman

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    Too many bigger clubs have been/will be in the market for new managers in the next six months to begin thinking about that. Who would you suggest we go after to replace him? I wouldn't mind Eddie Howe but I bet getting him to leave Bournemouth will be difficult and he probably won't be short on offers from other clubs. Garry Monk would have been my answer for a realistic replacement for Roberto six months ago and that makes things all the more frightening.
     
  37. TheSkeeter

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    Phil Neville, duh.
     
  38. JonathanCoachman

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    I wish the cooler/better Neville brother was the one that was an Evertonian. I've got kind of a man crush on Gary. I'd like to see him do well at Valencia.
     
  39. TheSkeeter

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    Have we been awarded a PK yet this year?
     
  40. JonathanCoachman

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    Definitely not in league play. Pretty sure none in the league cup as well.
     
  41. Sub-Zero

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    For starters Opponents can't bring down Rom if they tried...especially when he has the ball and is looking to fire.
     
  42. JonathanCoachman

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    Deulofeu probably having the worst reputation for going down easily isn't helping us in that department. Barkleys been caught diving more than once. Kone is the only other guy to get in the box so he is all we've got that's got a chance. But everytime Kone is on the ground I'm like 99% certain he isn't going to get back up.
     
  43. teel

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    Remember when Tony Hibbert dominated Origi in Lille and we spent the game talking about how wide the stairs between sections were at their stadium. Simpler times.
     
  44. TheSkeeter

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    They were really wide though
     
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  45. Sub-Zero

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    Had a dream last night I was front row at goodison and we were up 3-0 at half. Next scene we are leaving and it's like 7-3 Stoke not including 3 disallowed Stoke goals.

    Happy match day.
     
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  46. Truman

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    This is an onslaught, but we all know we're gonna get shut down, and Newcastle will score on some kind of BS off the counter
     
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  47. Sub-Zero

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    More,multiple early great chances without capitalizing.

    1-1 written all over it.
     
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  48. JonathanCoachman

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    This is like the Norwich match so far.
     
  49. Truman

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    We all said pretty much the same thing at the same time :roll:

    Great minds and all...
     
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  50. Truman

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    How the FUCK is that not a penalty?