Everything you've ever wanted to know about porn

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  1. Nelson New Member

    God bless Hungary.

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  2. High Cotton Nog Enthusiast & Taco Bar Aficionado

    What I've learned is that pornstars and NFL players have roughly the same average career length.
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  3. killerwvu Restoring WVU's E-Rep 1 Post At A Time

    Surprised national average weights are that high

    165lb for women and 197lb for men seems pretty high imo
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  4. GoodForAnother the good guys dress in black remember that

    bro, where are the tits
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  5. killerwvu Restoring WVU's E-Rep 1 Post At A Time

    Avg NFL career is 3-4 years
  6. Druce Meaghan Rees handles balls better than Tommy.

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  7. ANTWONE B⚠NNED

    That Tori Black an Sunny Leone mix is so damn sexy
  8. TDCD #savagefitness

    That composite face of those 10 porn stars is amazing.

    Especially considering it is 1/10 Puma Swede :donotwant:
    oldberg, ebolachimp, Lefthook and 3 others like this.
  9. dumplestiltskin Lover of all things

    a 719 lb porn star? :donotwant:

    Texas #3 in pornstars produced :texassmug:
  10. Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew

    the ten star combo as well
  11. TDCD #savagefitness

    Would watch the 81 pound male banging the 719 pound chick :in-n-out:
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  12. dumplestiltskin Lover of all things

    what about the 324 lb male banging the 74 lb female :quagmire:
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  13. ANTWONE B⚠NNED

    DJ Fluker and the little bama cheerleader
  14. TDCD #savagefitness

    I've already seen that one.
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  15. mpl92 netflix on your couch

    I'd still give Nina Hartley the diggity d. :justsayin:
  16. dumplestiltskin Lover of all things

    this could actually be it
  17. UncleItchyBalls Fan of: The Tide, PDL, and PROCESSING KICKERS

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  18. TDCD #savagefitness

  19. hotsauce2107 New Member

    I showed this to people at work so clearly this is not NSFW, plus it has no nudity.
  20. mpl92 netflix on your couch

  21. OZ Old balls

    :justsayin:

    people are now fat in the US of fucking A
  22. dumplestiltskin Lover of all things

    safe for work (open)
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  23. Eric The Viking Nitro, the All Knowing

    My exact thought.
  24. POWESHOW Social Critic


    Congrats on being #3. Definitely something to be proud of.
  25. tp819 New Member

    199 men seems like a low number for Nina Hartley
  26. hipsterjoe I'm not a hipster

    yeah i'd have fucks on her for sure
  27. Nelson New Member

    thanks for your feedback
  28. Arkie Proud I'll say what I want, when I want, motherfuckers.

    No shit. Pretty sure she fucked 199 men in 1985.

    Side note, I met her at a strip club in Chicago ("Admiral's") around 1996. She was in her late 30s, but still pretty fucking hot (and it was Nina Hartley fer chrissake). She was sitting on guys laps and taking pictures for $10 and I just could pass that up. I'd jerked it to Nina more than a few times in my decadent past. I got to the front and she sat on my lap and saw my dog tags (I was active duty Navy at the time). She asked if I was in the military and when I said I was currently active duty, she had her guy give me back my $10, laid over my lap and told me to grab her tit with one hand and her ass with the other, which I promptly did. I threw that picture away when I got married, but wish I still had it. Me grabbing ol' Nina's tit and rubbing her ass as she pantomimed giving me a beej. She was really cool.
  29. The Banks TMB's Alaskan

    Liked for the word "pantomimed"
  30. Can I Spliff it Yes you can

    graph is misleading as it doesn't take into account Ohio's booming child porn industry
  31. Principal McVicker Not so New Member

  32. Jake Barnes Sorry, no can do on dick pics. :(

    13% of female porn stars won't take a facial?

    :mindblown:
  33. skattles you my gf now?

    I'm sure they last long
  34. Jake Barnes Sorry, no can do on dick pics. :(

    It's really kind of funny.

    "Sex on camera for money? No problem, but don't even think about cumming on my face; what kind of girl do you think I am?"
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  35. Can I Spliff it Yes you can

    I think the issue is getting it in their eyes. :idk:
  36. skattles you my gf now?

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    problem solved
  37. Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew

    Bukakkegoggles. You should bring them to market
  38. skattles you my gf now?

    it's a sure fire winner if I've ever heard one
  39. fsck~ ~

    2006 was a good year for ass men.
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  40. Leigh Tiffin More clutch than Cade Foster.

    I think I'm more surprised that 39% do DP but only 31% swallow. I mean, really? That's where you draw the line?
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  41. jwpearl I shall fetch a rug

    I absolutely fucking died at "the heaviest female porn star weighs as much as two giant pandas."
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  42. Cornelius Suttree Et in Arcadia ego

    the only time I weigh more than the average American woman is after Thanksgiving or Christmas
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  43. Nelson New Member

    NOT THE TYPE OF GIRL who will have her faced cummed on, on camera.
  44. Dirty Ears Bill I aint the mother fucker.

    Yeah it blew my mind only 31% swallow.
  45. NCHusker88 Come with me if you don't want to get paint on you

    My next masturbation will be a much more well informed one.

    Thanks user Nelson
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  46. The Banks TMB's Alaskan

    I'm batting 1.000 in that category. Honestly I'd be offended if they didn't
  47. Arkie Proud I'll say what I want, when I want, motherfuckers.

    Note to self: Eskimos swallow on the reg.
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  48. The Banks TMB's Alaskan

    Only been with one native chick (and she was only 1/2 but I follow the one drop rule), so 1/1 is a small sample size
  49. The QCT 4x Nat'l Champions - '48 - '50 - '81 - '83

    The average woman in America is 5'5", 165lb?

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  50. BrickTamland You're not Ron...

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    Wyoming, step up your porn starlet production game. North Dakota is embarrassing you.
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