Everything you've ever wanted to know about porn

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  1. Nelson

    Nelson New Member

    God bless Hungary.

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  2. High Cotton

    High Cotton Nog Enthusiast & Taco Bar Aficionado

    What I've learned is that pornstars and NFL players have roughly the same average career length.
    Danny Greene, cheese, Gus55 and 18 others like this.
  3. killerwvu

    killerwvu Restoring WVU's E-Rep 1 Post At A Time

    Surprised national average weights are that high

    165lb for women and 197lb for men seems pretty high imo
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  4. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother so what makes, so what makes, emaw the exception? Staff Member

    bro, where are the tits
    SF!, Big Meech, Kirk Fogg and 5 others like this.
  5. killerwvu

    killerwvu Restoring WVU's E-Rep 1 Post At A Time

    Avg NFL career is 3-4 years
  6. Druce

    Druce Rees free since 01/14, Proud to be a survivor.

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    CC, cheese, Dr. Jan Itor and 8 others like this.
  7. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE B⚠NNED

    That Tori Black an Sunny Leone mix is so damn sexy
  8. TDCD

    TDCD Staff Member

    That composite face of those 10 porn stars is amazing.

    Especially considering it is 1/10 Puma Swede :donotwant:
    oldberg, ebolachimp, Lefthook and 3 others like this.
  9. dumplestiltskin

    dumplestiltskin Fan Of: Pitch Perfect

    a 719 lb porn star? :donotwant:

    Texas #3 in pornstars produced :texassmug:
  10. Wicket

    Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew

    the ten star combo as well
  11. TDCD

    TDCD Staff Member

    Would watch the 81 pound male banging the 719 pound chick :in-n-out:
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  12. dumplestiltskin

    dumplestiltskin Fan Of: Pitch Perfect

    what about the 324 lb male banging the 74 lb female :quagmire:
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  13. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE B⚠NNED

    DJ Fluker and the little bama cheerleader
  14. TDCD

    TDCD Staff Member

    I've already seen that one.
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  15. mpl92

    mpl92 netflix on your couch

    I'd still give Nina Hartley the diggity d. :justsayin:
  16. dumplestiltskin

    dumplestiltskin Fan Of: Pitch Perfect

    this could actually be it
  17. UncleItchyBalls

    UncleItchyBalls Fan of: The Tide, PDL, and PROCESSING KICKERS

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  18. TDCD

    TDCD Staff Member

  19. hotsauce2107

    hotsauce2107 New Member

    I showed this to people at work so clearly this is not NSFW, plus it has no nudity.
  20. mpl92

    mpl92 netflix on your couch

  21. OZ

    OZ Training to be tiging. SEC SEC

    :justsayin:

    people are now fat in the US of fucking A
  22. dumplestiltskin

    dumplestiltskin Fan Of: Pitch Perfect

    safe for work (open)
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  23. Eric The Viking

    Eric The Viking Nitro, the All Knowing

    My exact thought.
  24. POWESHOW

    POWESHOW Social Critic


    Congrats on being #3. Definitely something to be proud of.
  25. tp819

    tp819 New Member

    199 men seems like a low number for Nina Hartley
  26. hipsterjoe

    hipsterjoe I'm not a hipster

    yeah i'd have fucks on her for sure
  27. Nelson

    Nelson New Member

    thanks for your feedback
  28. Arkie Proud

    Arkie Proud I'll say what I want, when I want, motherfuckers.

    No shit. Pretty sure she fucked 199 men in 1985.

    Side note, I met her at a strip club in Chicago ("Admiral's") around 1996. She was in her late 30s, but still pretty fucking hot (and it was Nina Hartley fer chrissake). She was sitting on guys laps and taking pictures for $10 and I just could pass that up. I'd jerked it to Nina more than a few times in my decadent past. I got to the front and she sat on my lap and saw my dog tags (I was active duty Navy at the time). She asked if I was in the military and when I said I was currently active duty, she had her guy give me back my $10, laid over my lap and told me to grab her tit with one hand and her ass with the other, which I promptly did. I threw that picture away when I got married, but wish I still had it. Me grabbing ol' Nina's tit and rubbing her ass as she pantomimed giving me a beej. She was really cool.
  29. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan

    Liked for the word "pantomimed"
  30. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Electromagnetic with a sweet aesthetic

    graph is misleading as it doesn't take into account Ohio's booming child porn industry
  31. Principal McVicker

    Principal McVicker Not so New Member

  32. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes That cunt is always drinking and fucking

    13% of female porn stars won't take a facial?

    :mindblown:
  33. skattles

    skattles I never left you. Ok I left you.

    I'm sure they last long
  34. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes That cunt is always drinking and fucking

    It's really kind of funny.

    "Sex on camera for money? No problem, but don't even think about cumming on my face; what kind of girl do you think I am?"
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  35. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Electromagnetic with a sweet aesthetic

    I think the issue is getting it in their eyes. :idk:
  36. skattles

    skattles I never left you. Ok I left you.

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    problem solved
  37. Wicket

    Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew

    Bukakkegoggles. You should bring them to market
  38. skattles

    skattles I never left you. Ok I left you.

    it's a sure fire winner if I've ever heard one
  39. fsck~

    fsck~ ~

    2006 was a good year for ass men.
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  40. Leigh Tiffin

    Leigh Tiffin Husband to Baylee Tiffin. Just out here killin it

    I think I'm more surprised that 39% do DP but only 31% swallow. I mean, really? That's where you draw the line?
    CB, Merica, killrbee7 and 5 others like this.
  41. jwpearl

    jwpearl I shall fetch a rug

    I absolutely fucking died at "the heaviest female porn star weighs as much as two giant pandas."
    -Prime-, GBG_24, Bigduff14 and 9 others like this.
  42. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree Et in Arcadia ego

    the only time I weigh more than the average American woman is after Thanksgiving or Christmas
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  43. Nelson

    Nelson New Member

    NOT THE TYPE OF GIRL who will have her faced cummed on, on camera.
  44. Dirty Ears Bill

    Dirty Ears Bill You bumped me on the wrong day, motherfucker.

    Yeah it blew my mind only 31% swallow.
  45. NCHusker88

    NCHusker88 It pinkens your teeth while you chew

    My next masturbation will be a much more well informed one.

    Thanks user Nelson
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  46. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan

    I'm batting 1.000 in that category. Honestly I'd be offended if they didn't
  47. Arkie Proud

    Arkie Proud I'll say what I want, when I want, motherfuckers.

    Note to self: Eskimos swallow on the reg.
    HOOSINSC, Nelson, Houndster and 4 others like this.
  48. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan

    Only been with one native chick (and she was only 1/2 but I follow the one drop rule), so 1/1 is a small sample size
  49. The QCT

    The QCT La Familia

    The average woman in America is 5'5", 165lb?

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  50. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...

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    Wyoming, step up your porn starlet production game. North Dakota is embarrassing you.
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