Excellent Whoring, Terrible Internetting, and Everything In between.

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Debaser, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. Debaser

    Debaser Well-Known Member

    I don't know how to imbed this on my iPhone, but I feel like this belongs here. The double entendres are just too perfect:


     
  2. BC Inabinet

    BC Inabinet Well-Known Member

    I want her to be my formal date this year
     
  3. Don't Hate Me Bro!

    Don't Hate Me Bro! Wigglin my toes on a mink rug...

    I hear Naughty America University is her fallback.

    [​IMG]
     
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  4. TheoB

    TheoB Well-Known Member

  5. NYGator

    NYGator Hebrew's Master Donor

    Does it mention that I blew my load really quickly and the girl told her friends?
     
  6. Phil Weston

    Phil Weston average to below average poster.

    So uhhh, when do the shops begin

    :popcorn:
     
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  7. gfu18

    gfu18 Well-Known Member

  8. Phil Weston

    Phil Weston average to below average poster.

  9. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Trophy Points: 2,000,000 Staff Member Donor TMB OG

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  10. NYGator

    NYGator Hebrew's Master Donor

    I only had one arm to begin with given my recent shoulder surgery and now the other is occupied by the thread, so don't count on me in this case.
     
  11. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Trophy Points: 2,000,000 Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    This is like losing Tom Brady to injury right before the playoffs
     
  12. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps. Donor

    pearl , I owe you an apology, can't lie. One of the times I scrolled down to the bottom of my page this morning, it said that same thing like "Something went wrong".

    You're an easy target sometimes, but I was wrong on that one.

    Let's kiss.
     
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  13. TC

    TC You pick the Publix and I'll finish the job Donor

    [​IMG]

    :awesomeface:
     
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  14. npndne

    npndne making spectacular fuckin' plays.

    Have to say--she has that "I would be comfortable getting slapped in the face by a cock" kind of look to her.
     
  15. The Guglia

    The Guglia I Work in the City, and I Work Long Hours.

    Brittany, this is a blessing in disguise. Law school is a waste of time and money for women, anyways. Embrace it and enjoy your career in IT Sales.
     
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  16. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum Staff Member Donor

    BH will email her future law school, if we find out which one.
     
  17. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet Donor TMB OG

    Quoted, no takesy backesie.
     
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  18. * J Y *

    * J Y * Sterlin Gilbert reattached my head Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    Teehee my pussy is THIS big!!!!
     
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  19. Caga palo

    Caga palo Put my pager on a vibe..cuz a Junky is a Junky 365 Donor

    I call bullshit.. aint no cheerleader gonna be a law student. .
     
  20. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise I'm drunk but this is ridiculous Donor

    oh shut up
     
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  21. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise I'm drunk but this is ridiculous Donor

    massnole's an attorney

    its not as hard as you think

    now if she gets into a good school is tbd
     
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  22. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth Donor

  23. Gaknight

    Gaknight NO'leary TMB OG

    :roll: at Rutgers talking academic smack to Vanderbilt

    Vandy Law School>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rutgers Law School
     
  24. TC

    TC You pick the Publix and I'll finish the job Donor

  25. NYGator

    NYGator Hebrew's Master Donor

    One thing is obvious about this chick...she has no trouble hitting the curve. This thread just reaffirms her as a great prospect for the Yankees.
     
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  26. TC

    TC You pick the Publix and I'll finish the job Donor

    Yeah but is she a five tool player?
     
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  27. Van Earl Right

    Van Earl Right Allllllllllllllllllll Day, Errrrrrrrrrrrry Day

    This is a prime example of the greatness of TMB. So many avenues to take and all of them are fascinating: Do you dwell on the reality that some ginger nerd at Vandy was getting sexed by a cheerleader on camera? Or do you automatically empathize with the very real fact that this girls future is probably screwed beyong repair?(at least her near future, and I doubt that she has a 5 year plan to pull herself up from this). Maybe her father went to law school on the Tom Hagen plan and only has 1 client. She could join the family business
     
  28. Big Meech

    Big Meech I like turtles Donor

    What the fuck is wrong with you
     
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  29. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Chickadeedeedee little birdie, let's dance Donor

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  30. Don't Hate Me Bro!

    Don't Hate Me Bro! Wigglin my toes on a mink rug...

    No accounting for tone/inflection over the internet, but other than that, where do I start maaaaaaan?
     
  31. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Flummoxed Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    Consider these pictures this girls reparations for 9/11.

    It's certainly not enough, but it's a start.
     
  32. 1

    1 Hound is my bitch Staff Member Donor

    *You're
     
  33. Eleventy

    Eleventy Inadvertantness ; Bit coins

    :facepalm:
    fixed
     
  34. TC

    TC You pick the Publix and I'll finish the job Donor

    Eleventy you are off to an amazing start there
     
  35. Joshuam2107

    Joshuam2107 SUH DUDE Donor

    The official watermark at the bottom is the best part of it all
     
  36. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya Donor

    "getting one good laugh is not worth putting her future on the line"

    Yea guys, show the girl who smiled as she throated a hog in a picture booth some respect
     
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  37. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum Staff Member Donor

    To our sisters,

    It has come to our attention that people are making out the photo's of Brittany Perskin to be way bigger of a deal than it actually is. Brittany is the most respectable member of our sisterhood and we ask that you defend not only her right to take the photo, but the photo itself, until the death. It should come to no surprise that those wenches from Tri-Delt are causing this display of true love to have a negative spin. Please keep Brittany's Law future in mind when explaining that sexual relations in a photo-booth are no more harmful than sexual relations in private.

    With Love
     
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  38. angus

    angus Well-Known Member Donor

    I think she's saying "come on guys, we've all been there and understand".
     
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  39. Debaser

    Debaser Well-Known Member

    Whole lot of awesome in here.
     
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  40. TLAU

    TLAU Dog Crew Donor

    No way that's a real message
     
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  41. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it. Donor

    :loldog:
     
  42. Eleventy

    Eleventy Inadvertantness ; Bit coins

    :idk: Internet slag brings out the savant in me.
     
  43. Rebelution

    Rebelution I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious. Donor

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  44. BrooklynRU

    BrooklynRU Well-Known Member

    It's not academic smack talk. Vandy is not Jewy enough. Emory fills that quota for southern schools.
     
  45. Sterling A

    Sterling A Uh, apology accepted, ass-douche

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  46. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum Staff Member Donor

    friedskillet as the 1st reply, you have a moral obligation to have a better reply imo.
     
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  47. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it. Donor

    if he hadn't fucked up the execution of the post my 2nd post would have been the first. this falls on the OP's shoulders imo
     
  48. Jesse Palmer

    Jesse Palmer Hair Product & Roses Donor

    Heard the law school she's applying to has a harsh curve.

    Bet she'll handle it just fine.
     
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  49. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum Staff Member Donor

    initially, I agree, but now the op is correct and the first thing guest see is ur reply. have u no 1st reply respect for tmb?
     
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  50. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it. Donor

    you've opened my eyes. i will mull over a proper 1st reply
     

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