Excellent Whoring, Terrible Internetting, and Everything In between.

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Debaser, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. Debaser

    Debaser New Member

    I don't know how to imbed this on my iPhone, but I feel like this belongs here. The double entendres are just too perfect:


  2. BC Inabinet

    BC Inabinet New Member

    I want her to be my formal date this year
  3. Don't Hate Me Bro!

    Don't Hate Me Bro! Wigglin my toes on a mink rug...

    I hear Naughty America University is her fallback.

    [​IMG]
    Beeds07 likes this.
  4. TheoB

    TheoB New Member

  5. NYGator

    NYGator Hebrew's Master

    Does it mention that I blew my load really quickly and the girl told her friends?
  6. Phil Weston

    Phil Weston I coach youth soccer.

    So uhhh, when do the shops begin

    :popcorn:
    brahmanknight and StinkyP1nky like this.
  7. gfu18

    gfu18 New Member

  8. Phil Weston

    Phil Weston I coach youth soccer.

  9. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Trophy Points: 259 Staff Member

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    Striker83, 514, Iron Mickey and 11 others like this.
  10. NYGator

    NYGator Hebrew's Master

    I only had one arm to begin with given my recent shoulder surgery and now the other is occupied by the thread, so don't count on me in this case.
  11. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Trophy Points: 259 Staff Member

    FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    This is like losing Tom Brady to injury right before the playoffs
  12. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps. Staff Member

    pearl , I owe you an apology, can't lie. One of the times I scrolled down to the bottom of my page this morning, it said that same thing like "Something went wrong".

    You're an easy target sometimes, but I was wrong on that one.

    Let's kiss.
    514, LKRFN88jp, og543ss and 6 others like this.
  13. TC

    TC I'm an actor for fuck's sake

    [​IMG]

    :awesomeface:
    Serge, skeezy, RescueWho??? and 7 others like this.
  14. npndne

    npndne making spectacular fuckin' plays.

    Have to say--she has that "I would be comfortable getting slapped in the face by a cock" kind of look to her.
  15. The Guglia

    The Guglia I Work in the City, and I Work Long Hours.

    Brittany, this is a blessing in disguise. Law school is a waste of time and money for women, anyways. Embrace it and enjoy your career in IT Sales.
    514, Iron Mickey, SWIMFAN and 14 others like this.
  16. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum Staff Member

    BH will email her future law school, if we find out which one.
  17. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet

    Quoted, no takesy backesie.
    You likes this.
  18. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS Staff Member

    Teehee my pussy is THIS big!!!!
    514, skeezy, LKRFN88jp and 11 others like this.
  19. Caga palo

    Caga palo Put my pager on a vibe..cuz a Junky is a Junky 365

    I call bullshit.. aint no cheerleader gonna be a law student. .
  20. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise a rich white motherfucker with a coke problem

    oh shut up
  21. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise a rich white motherfucker with a coke problem

    massnole's an attorney

    its not as hard as you think

    now if she gets into a good school is tbd
    514, Caga palo, batwing and 7 others like this.
  22. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth

  23. Gaknight

    Gaknight NO'leary

    :roll: at Rutgers talking academic smack to Vanderbilt

    Vandy Law School>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rutgers Law School
  24. TC

    TC I'm an actor for fuck's sake

  25. NYGator

    NYGator Hebrew's Master

    One thing is obvious about this chick...she has no trouble hitting the curve. This thread just reaffirms her as a great prospect for the Yankees.
    TC likes this.
  26. TC

    TC I'm an actor for fuck's sake

    Yeah but is she a five tool player?
    jorge likes this.
  27. Van Earl Right

    Van Earl Right Allllllllllllllllllll Day, Errrrrrrrrrrrry Day

    This is a prime example of the greatness of TMB. So many avenues to take and all of them are fascinating: Do you dwell on the reality that some ginger nerd at Vandy was getting sexed by a cheerleader on camera? Or do you automatically empathize with the very real fact that this girls future is probably screwed beyong repair?(at least her near future, and I doubt that she has a 5 year plan to pull herself up from this). Maybe her father went to law school on the Tom Hagen plan and only has 1 client. She could join the family business
  28. Big Meech

    Big Meech New Member

    What the fuck is wrong with you
  29. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds.

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    Striker83 and 1 like this.
  30. Don't Hate Me Bro!

    Don't Hate Me Bro! Wigglin my toes on a mink rug...

    No accounting for tone/inflection over the internet, but other than that, where do I start maaaaaaan?
  31. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Flummoxed Staff Member

    Consider these pictures this girls reparations for 9/11.

    It's certainly not enough, but it's a start.
  32. 1

    1 Hound is my bitch Staff Member

    *You're
  33. Eleventy

    Eleventy Inadvertantness ; Bit coins

    :facepalm:
    fixed
  34. TC

    TC I'm an actor for fuck's sake

    Eleventy you are off to an amazing start there
  35. Joshuam2107

    Joshuam2107 Flow:thirty

    The official watermark at the bottom is the best part of it all
  36. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya

    "getting one good laugh is not worth putting her future on the line"

    Yea guys, show the girl who smiled as she throated a hog in a picture booth some respect
    Caga palo likes this.
  37. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum Staff Member

    To our sisters,

    It has come to our attention that people are making out the photo's of Brittany Perskin to be way bigger of a deal than it actually is. Brittany is the most respectable member of our sisterhood and we ask that you defend not only her right to take the photo, but the photo itself, until the death. It should come to no surprise that those wenches from Tri-Delt are causing this display of true love to have a negative spin. Please keep Brittany's Law future in mind when explaining that sexual relations in a photo-booth are no more harmful than sexual relations in private.

    With Love
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  38. angus

    angus New Member

    I think she's saying "come on guys, we've all been there and understand".
    Buckfutter likes this.
  39. Debaser

    Debaser New Member

    Whole lot of awesome in here.
    marcus and lyrprophet like this.
  40. TLAU

    TLAU Dog Crew

    No way that's a real message
    514, Iron Mickey, DaveGrohl and 7 others like this.
  41. friedskillet

    friedskillet It's not a lie if you believe it.

    :loldog:
  42. Eleventy

    Eleventy Inadvertantness ; Bit coins

    :idk: Internet slag brings out the savant in me.
  43. Rebelution

    Rebelution Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made

    Agree that this seems fake but if it is real it is just an awe inspiring level of spin.
    pearl, BlazingRebel and jorge like this.
  44. BrooklynRU

    BrooklynRU New Member

    It's not academic smack talk. Vandy is not Jewy enough. Emory fills that quota for southern schools.
  45. Sterling A

    Sterling A Uh, apology accepted, ass-douche

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  46. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum Staff Member

    friedskillet as the 1st reply, you have a moral obligation to have a better reply imo.
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  47. friedskillet

    friedskillet It's not a lie if you believe it.

    if he hadn't fucked up the execution of the post my 2nd post would have been the first. this falls on the OP's shoulders imo
  48. Jesse Palmer

    Jesse Palmer Hair Product & Roses

    Heard the law school she's applying to has a harsh curve.

    Bet she'll handle it just fine.
    Serge, RescueWho???, pearl and 3 others like this.
  49. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum Staff Member

    initially, I agree, but now the op is correct and the first thing guest see is ur reply. have u no 1st reply respect for tmb?
    Phil Weston likes this.
  50. friedskillet

    friedskillet It's not a lie if you believe it.

    you've opened my eyes. i will mull over a proper 1st reply

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