Fat Val Kilmer

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Stanley Ipkiss, Apr 20, 2011.

  1. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman New Member Staff Member

    was flipping through channels during the commercial break of the LA/NO game and stumbled upon The Ghost and the Darkness, underrated flick. Anyways made me realize how fucking awful kilmer looks now compared to then. Has any reason ever come out for him just letting himself go the last decade or so? I mean he has the money to hire a personal trainer if he wanted to


  2. Duke Buster

    Duke Buster New Member

    why would you hire a personal trainer when you could eat steak and lobster and drink beer for every meal?
  3. Pawpride

    Pawpride Clemson

    I've seen worse pics of him, when he was bald and had the crappy combover. But he went from Hollywood stud to fat lazy bumb. Real sad, easily in my top 3 favorite actors. The ghost and the darkness is SOOOOO badass.
  4. The Nightman

    The Nightman New Member

    the last day game at old yankee stadium i sat a row behind him he looked awful.

    kiss kiss bang bang was an awesome movie though
  5. Cza

    Cza Detroit City FC

    He gets a lifetime free pass of mocking from me for Doc Holliday. Next to Eastwood, GoaT western character.
  6. Pawpride

    Pawpride Clemson

  7. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman New Member Staff Member

    some more fat pics of him.


  8. supercity

    supercity TMB's house honky

    this seems like a redux of a thread a few months back... ?
  9. Duke Buster

    Duke Buster New Member

    but he's got witty tags
  10. admiralawesome1

    admiralawesome1 New Member

    severely underrated movie
  11. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Fight AUtism Now

    Do not speak ill of Val
  12. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman New Member Staff Member

    my b
  13. Spontaneous Cumbustion

    Spontaneous Cumbustion I <3 boobies

  14. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato New Member

  15. supercity

    supercity TMB's house honky

    always room for more fat kilmer threads. i love them.
  16. FriarJuggs

    FriarJuggs [Disavowed]

    It must return to the sea or it dies.
  17. Mr. Bean

    Mr. Bean New Member

    russell crowe is even fatter
  18. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin The purest of hebrews

  19. bturns

    bturns Woo Pig Mutherfuckin' Sooie

    Just watched some movie called "the traveler" with him in it a few days back. pretty terrible movie but his character in the movie is a bad ass and reminded me of why i always like val kilmer... terrible movie tho. terrible movie...
  20. Aaron Hernandez

    Aaron Hernandez Addministr8er

    what happened to him? he used to be fucking hot.
  21. FatKilmer

    FatKilmer *MUSHED*

    What's going on?
  22. Eric The Viking

    Eric The Viking Nitro, the All Knowing

    -Took you long enough. You didn't see the bat signal in the sky?
  23. FatKilmer

    FatKilmer *MUSHED*

    The nipples of my Batsuit were pinching.
  24. Buffs78

    Buffs78 Gone Missing

    I have been compared to him since I was 15, even got fat like him but have since slimmed back down. Never known what to think about it, I never thought girls drooled over him :idk:
  25. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese

    Girls drool over anything with money and fame.
  26. Wasn't he rumored to be a real asshole on movie sets?
  27. wes tegg

    wes tegg A beautiful little fool.

    I'm with thrasher. Why would he give a fuck?
  28. RIP Tiger Tails

    RIP Tiger Tails Dabo & Fredi lead my teams. Fuck the world.

  29. Whammy Business

    Whammy Business The only guilty man in Shawshank

    He was also rumored to be gay.
  30. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy

    The guy made enough movies and had enough good roles where now he lives comfortably and doesnt have to give a fuck about fitting into what Hollywood needs him to look like.

    As long as he doesnt turn into Mangino size he's doing fine.
  31. DaveGrohl

    DaveGrohl Visiting is pretty, visiting is good

    When you have enough money to have a personal trainer and cook/nutritionist, there is no reason to look like that. Well, maybe if you have a gland problem.
  32. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS Staff Member

  33. inurfason

    inurfason New Member

    Dave Chappelle is on his way to turning into Joe Piscopo.

  34. TheChad

    TheChad Boiled peanuts are good

    Ater reading this thread I feel like watching MacGruber again.
  35. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy

    Chappelle has gotten big.
  36. Whammy Business

    Whammy Business The only guilty man in Shawshank

    Pics are blocked. Big as in fat or big as in he went all Dr. Dre and got cock diesel?
  37. DaveGrohl

    DaveGrohl Visiting is pretty, visiting is good

  38. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy

    he isnt at Dre's level but he has probably put on 10-15 of muscle.

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