Fuck One, Marry One, Kill One

Discussion in 'Game of Thrones (ASOIAF)' started by LT8, Jul 18, 2012.

  1. LT8

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    Alright, here's a shot out of a cannon: Cersei, Brienne, and Catelyn. You gotta fuck one, marry one, and kill one, go!
     
  2. Houndster

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    Fuck Cersei, marry Catelyn (:killme:), kill the beast.
     
  3. Aaron Hernandez

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    arya, bran, rickon... go
     
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  4. LT8

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    Same here, would thoroughly enjoy giving Cersei a nice hate fuck.
     
  5. LT8

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    I'll play. Fuck Arya, marry Bran (he's a crip I can run around on him), kill Rickon's little punk ass
     
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  6. clemsonvianj

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    same.
     
  7. slhorn

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    Fuck Catelyn, kill brienne and marry Cersei. Treacherous and paranoid bitch, sure why not but all women are.

    Marry Arya, kill Bran and fuck Rickon. Christ.

    A new and better one. Margaery, Shae, Dany. Go

    Fuck Dany, Kill Shae and Marry Margaery
     
  8. LT8

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    Fuck Margaery, kill Shae, and marry Dany. She's the Mother of Dragons and I would never have to worry about pulling out :gfa:. Also I feel like Margaery would try some sneaky shit if you married her, she's a conniving little slut.
     
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  9. LT8

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    Ginger fest: Ygritte, Melisandre, and Sansa
     
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  10. clemsonvianj

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    Kill Shae, Marry Dany, Fuck Margaery.
     
  11. slhorn

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    True.

    Fuck Sansa (her maidenhood :rapezy:) Kill Melisandre and marry Ygritte. Or steal her. One or the other.
     
  12. clemsonvianj

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    Kill Ygritte, Marry Sansa (marry, wait, profit), Fuck Melisandre.
     
  13. LT8

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    Show wise- fuck Ygritte , marry Sansa, kill Melisandre.
    Book wise- fuck Melisandre, marry Sansa, kill Ygritte.
    Would like to get some wildling trim, but melisandre could give you a shadow baby which is awesome. Marry Sansa is easy, she's noble born and sexy and seems dedicated to her man and won't back talk.
     
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  14. slhorn

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    I'm revising my list and agreeing with you LT8. I'd fuck Ygritte, kill melisandre and marry Sansa.
     
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    Slap, Lick, Fondle

    Jon Snow, Samwell, Tyrion
     
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    Book: Fuck Mel, Kill Ygritte, Marry Sansa
    Show: Fuck Mel, Kill Sansa, Marry Ygritte
     
  18. The Blackfish

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    Fuck Cersei, Marry Catelyn kill Brienne

    Fuck Arya, Marry Bran, kill Rickon :idk: : /

    Fuck Marg, Marry Dany (I'll be one of the dragon heads motherfuckers), kill Shae

    Hardest one.

    Fuck Mel, Marry Ygritte (never leave the cave) kill Sansa

    Slap Jon (for Ygritte), lick Tyrion (for good luck), Fondle Sam (dem titties... wait what? : / )
     
  19. The Blackfish

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    My own:

    Old Nan, Olenna Tyrell, Maggy the Frog

    SPOILERS

    Marry: Old Nan (for the stories)
    Fuck: Maggy the Frog (for a free reading perhaps?)
    Kill: Olenna Tyrell (before she poisons me)
     
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    seven hells this got out of hand quickly
     
  21. The Blackfish

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    Jhiqui, Irri, Messendei
     
  22. Lloyd Xmas

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    Fuck Catelyn(really a hate fuck), Marry Cersei(perpetually fuck her), kill Brienne

    Fuck Arya, Marry Bran, Kill Rickon

    Fuck Margaery, Marry Dany, Kill Shae

    Show wise-

    Fuck Sansa(another hate fuck), Marry Ygritte, Kill Melisandre
     
  23. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    F: Cersei
    M: Catelyn
    K: Brienne

    The only logical choice here IMO

    F: Arya
    M: Rickon
    K: Bran

    I don't feel good about any possible answers on this one

    F: Margaery
    M: Dany
    K: Shae

    This is a tough one IMO. Obviously you have to kill Shae. Marrying Dany seems like the obvious choice, but she can't have kids so your line dies with you and Westeros places a high importance on producing an heir. Plus the Tyrells seem like perfect in-laws. But the prospect of burning down a city on top of a dragon is too much to turn down.

    F: Melisandre
    M: Sansa
    K: Ygritte

    This one is the hardest imo. You know Ygritte would be great in bed, and I would love nothing more than to kill Melisandre but the prospect of having a shadow baby is too much to pass up.

    S: Jon
    L: Samwell
    F: Tyrion

    You can't go wrong with any answer here.

    F: Maggy the Frog
    M: Olenna Tyrell
    K: Old Nan

    F: Irri
    M: Messendei
    K: Jhiqui


     
  24. LT8

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    Fuck Old Nan, marry Olenna Tyrell, kill Maggy the Frog

    Fuck Irri, marry Messendei, kill Jhiqui

    Really don't know the difference between Jhiqui and Irri :idk:
     
  25. Lloyd Xmas

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    It is known.
     
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    Fuck Cersei, Marry Brienne, Kill Catelyn

    Fuck Dany, Marry Marg, Kill Melissandre
     
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  28. LT8

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    Asha, Dorena the Dragonslut, Osha
     
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    fuck Osha, marry Doreah, kill Asha
     
  30. zeberdee

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    I'm assuming you meant Doreah because I have no idea who Dorena is.
     
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    Who in the seven hells is Dorena?
     
  32. The Blackfish

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  33. The Blackfish

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    Maege Mormont, Brienne of Tarth, Lollys Stokeworth
     
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    fuck Maege (if she fucks bears she must be wild), marry Lollys (seems to be working for Bronn), kill Brienne
     
  35. LT8

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    Sorry on my phone at work meant Doreah.

    Show- fuck Osha, marry Doreah, kill Asha with fire
    Book- fuck Asha, marry Doreah, kill Osha

    Think I'll sit this one out..
     
  36. clemsonvianj

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    book - fuck Doreah, marry Asha, kill Osha.
     
  37. LT8

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    You're right I'm changing mine, forgot Asha has money and Doreah is a slave
     
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  38. clemsonvianj

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    yeah, that's what I was thinking.
     
  39. keacali

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    fuckin sandusky status, bro. you sicken me
     
  40. The Blackfish

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    LT8 is a sickening individual
     
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  41. LT8

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    You're no longer welcome in my house
     
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  42. UA412

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    lt8 had a good run in this thread.
     
  43. The Blackfish

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    You're about as useful as nipples on a breastplate