Alright, here's a shot out of a cannon: Cersei, Brienne, and Catelyn. You gotta fuck one, marry one, and kill one, go!
I'll play. Fuck Arya, marry Bran (he's a crip I can run around on him), kill Rickon's little punk ass
Fuck Catelyn, kill brienne and marry Cersei. Treacherous and paranoid bitch, sure why not but all women are. Marry Arya, kill Bran and fuck Rickon. Christ. A new and better one. Margaery, Shae, Dany. Go Fuck Dany, Kill Shae and Marry Margaery
Fuck Margaery, kill Shae, and marry Dany. She's the Mother of Dragons and I would never have to worry about pulling out . Also I feel like Margaery would try some sneaky shit if you married her, she's a conniving little slut.
True. Fuck Sansa (her maidenhood :rapezy:) Kill Melisandre and marry Ygritte. Or steal her. One or the other.
Show wise- fuck Ygritte , marry Sansa, kill Melisandre. Book wise- fuck Melisandre, marry Sansa, kill Ygritte. Would like to get some wildling trim, but melisandre could give you a shadow baby which is awesome. Marry Sansa is easy, she's noble born and sexy and seems dedicated to her man and won't back talk.
Fuck Cersei, Marry Catelyn kill Brienne Fuck Arya, Marry Bran, kill Rickon : / Fuck Marg, Marry Dany (I'll be one of the dragon heads motherfuckers), kill Shae Hardest one. Fuck Mel, Marry Ygritte (never leave the cave) kill Sansa Slap Jon (for Ygritte), lick Tyrion (for good luck), Fondle Sam (dem titties... wait what? : / )
My own: Old Nan, Olenna Tyrell, Maggy the Frog SPOILERS Spoiler Marry: Old Nan (for the stories) Fuck: Maggy the Frog (for a free reading perhaps?) Kill: Olenna Tyrell (before she poisons me)
Fuck Catelyn(really a hate fuck), Marry Cersei(perpetually fuck her), kill Brienne Fuck Arya, Marry Bran, Kill Rickon Fuck Margaery, Marry Dany, Kill Shae Show wise- Fuck Sansa(another hate fuck), Marry Ygritte, Kill Melisandre
F: Cersei M: Catelyn K: Brienne The only logical choice here IMO F: Arya M: Rickon K: Bran I don't feel good about any possible answers on this one F: Margaery M: Dany K: Shae This is a tough one IMO. Obviously you have to kill Shae. Marrying Dany seems like the obvious choice, but she can't have kids so your line dies with you and Westeros places a high importance on producing an heir. Plus the Tyrells seem like perfect in-laws. But the prospect of burning down a city on top of a dragon is too much to turn down. F: Melisandre M: Sansa K: Ygritte This one is the hardest imo. You know Ygritte would be great in bed, and I would love nothing more than to kill Melisandre but the prospect of having a shadow baby is too much to pass up. S: Jon L: Samwell F: Tyrion You can't go wrong with any answer here. F: Maggy the Frog M: Olenna Tyrell K: Old Nan F: Irri M: Messendei K: Jhiqui
Fuck Old Nan, marry Olenna Tyrell, kill Maggy the Frog Fuck Irri, marry Messendei, kill Jhiqui Really don't know the difference between Jhiqui and Irri
fuck Maege (if she fucks bears she must be wild), marry Lollys (seems to be working for Bronn), kill Brienne
Sorry on my phone at work meant Doreah. Show- fuck Osha, marry Doreah, kill Asha with fire Book- fuck Asha, marry Doreah, kill Osha Think I'll sit this one out..