Girls With Beer Guts

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by KeroseneDream, Dec 16, 2009.

  1. KeroseneDream

    KeroseneDream New Member

    EVERYONE POST PICS OF HOT GIRLS WITH BEER GUTS. I go to college at Syracuse, and there are some real hot girls. I mean :blowup: . The only thing is that they when you end up getting with them, u find out they all have beer guts. This doesn't mean they aren't hot. In fact, some dudes call themselves "Pig Slammers" and try to fuck the girl with the biggest love handles or fattest gut. It doesnt matter because you have blondes with D's who just have a beer gut so it's whatever. Don't tell me none of you have ever rubbed a plump belly of a hot girl...it's amazing.

    I'm all asking members to come forward with stories of their beer gut experiences. The Freshman 15 was awesome for me because I witnessed some 90 lb twigs become some thick piggish blobs. The transformation was just absurd to watch. They would always eat ice cream after every meal.

    I wanna know what celebrities be chuggin the beer and getting the beer gut as a result. Post pics of hot girls with beer guts, college girls with beer guts, or your wife if she happens to have a beer gut
     
  2. og543ss

    og543ss ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    no thanks
     
  3. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker Silverback Emperor and Nog God King
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    I'm not sure about this thread, so I'll check back later.
     
  4. SC

    SC Just a pearl snap poet with bad tattoos.
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  5. ttuman10

    ttuman10 drink it ya asshole

  6. jkun

    jkun UGA, Falcons, Braves, Tennis
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    sophomore year one day I was up reading the newspaper at like 8 in the morning, hadn't gone to sleep since the party the night before, and eventually some people woke u p and i just said, "I fucked a fat chick last night" cus i had. thats my only story, I stay away from fat girls.
     
  7. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. Member

    Dude, pace yourself. You can never come out too strong from the gate. How are you going to keep up this kind of quality?
     
  8. KeroseneDream

    KeroseneDream New Member

    ALRIGHT I DONT WANNA SEE ANY PICTURES OF PREGNANT WOMEN...JUST COLLEGE GIRLS THAT DRINK A LOT OF BEER THAT ARE STILL HOT AND YOUTHFUL. OK. IS THAT CLEAR?. I KNOW SOME REALLY HOT GIRLS WHO ARE REALLY THICK.
     
  9. The Nightman

    The Nightman Well-Known Member
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    the pixels...
     
  10. texaspride

    texaspride Member

    You start a thread asking for people to post pics of girls with beer guts but you don't even provide pics? wtf?
     
  11. TylerFlip

    TylerFlip Well-Known Member
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    Slut guts are awesome.
     
  12. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. Member

    Pics or GTFO. This is your thread.
     
  13. ttuman10

    ttuman10 drink it ya asshole

    Don't you yell at me cunt rag or I will be forced to have you smothered by one of those beer guts so desperately want to pleasure yourself to.
     
  14. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    this thread really sucks
     
  15. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    Sure man. We'll all fire up the google and facebook to find you pics of chics with beer
    guts. What the fuck kind of dumb son of a bitch are you anyway??
     
  16. Weedlord420

    Weedlord420 Jabooty Football
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    slut gut is an apt moniker
     
  17. SC

    SC Just a pearl snap poet with bad tattoos.
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    Needs to switch to Bud Light IMO.
     
  18. TylerFlip

    TylerFlip Well-Known Member
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  19. oknole

    oknole MC OG
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    This thread, :idk:
     
  20. Aaron Nevilles Pet Tick

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  21. texaspride

    texaspride Member

    I would rather see fat ass bitches than what west egg is posting. :blech:
     
  22. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    :laugh:





    :popcorn:
     
  23. KeroseneDream

    KeroseneDream New Member

    Ok...I'll get the ball rolling to prove that I get with some nice guts. U tell me to post pics? I say fine...I've been with so many guts.

    This is a pic of my girl Tiff. We're getting pretty serious but we've been casual for the past 4 months. When I first met her she was 155. Now I'm proud to say shes 185. This is thanks to me taking her to T.G.I.Friday's and Outback Steakhouse 3-4 times a week. I've had to take her shopping at the plus size store for women.

    [​IMG]
     
  24. Malik Zulu

    Malik Zulu your girl chose me

    OP has a fetish and needs new fap material.
     
  25. acheely

    acheely Member
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    NONONOONO
    NNONFAONON

    DO NOT WANT DBL SAID WEIGHT LIMIT (PUN INTENDED)
     
  26. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. Member

    :nobait:
     
  27. ttuman10

    ttuman10 drink it ya asshole

  28. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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  29. ttuman10

    ttuman10 drink it ya asshole

    that hook isn't gonna get it done. You're gonna need multiple harpoons.
     
  30. Babou

    Babou ocelot
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    haha, what the fuck is going on here
     
  31. MANPOW

    MANPOW "May we live long and die out”
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    Ok....whos MB alter ego is this??
     
  32. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. Member

    Had me until the TGIFriday's and Outback comment.
     
  33. Bowl Bound

    Bowl Bound Well-Known Member

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  34. acheely

    acheely Member
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    MY EYES ARE BLEEDING
     
  35. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. Member

    All of those 'rexos are < 110. Get after it, brohemian rhapsody.
     
  36. ttuman10

    ttuman10 drink it ya asshole

  37. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    Hahah. nice spin on a classic.
     
  38. tne

    tne Now tagging people with spaces in their name
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  39. Ball Gag Giorgio

    Ball Gag Giorgio do you like being chief of police?
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    [​IMG]

    troll thread is a troll thread imo
     
  40. acheely

    acheely Member
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    Tegg you can have my sloppy skinny seconds still running around T-Town. Feed them well.
     
  41. Good Effort! Good Game!

    Good Effort! Good Game! Dallas Clark's biggest fan
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    weak shit OP

    still pretty funny thread nonetheless
     
  42. UNIpanther98

    UNIpanther98 Vincit Omnia Veritas
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    :in-n-out:
     
  43. Dickbutt

    Dickbutt Well-Known Member

    Seriously might have nightmares... :ohnoes:
     
  44. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 something tasteful but not too bland
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  45. Lambert

    Lambert Well-Known Member
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    Ok this is weird....
     
  46. OHW

    OHW I certainly could have gotten into GA Southern
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    Shabump