Girls With Beer Guts

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by KeroseneDream, Dec 16, 2009.

  1. KeroseneDream New Member

    EVERYONE POST PICS OF HOT GIRLS WITH BEER GUTS. I go to college at Syracuse, and there are some real hot girls. I mean :blowup: . The only thing is that they when you end up getting with them, u find out they all have beer guts. This doesn't mean they aren't hot. In fact, some dudes call themselves "Pig Slammers" and try to fuck the girl with the biggest love handles or fattest gut. It doesnt matter because you have blondes with D's who just have a beer gut so it's whatever. Don't tell me none of you have ever rubbed a plump belly of a hot girl...it's amazing.

    I'm all asking members to come forward with stories of their beer gut experiences. The Freshman 15 was awesome for me because I witnessed some 90 lb twigs become some thick piggish blobs. The transformation was just absurd to watch. They would always eat ice cream after every meal.

    I wanna know what celebrities be chuggin the beer and getting the beer gut as a result. Post pics of hot girls with beer guts, college girls with beer guts, or your wife if she happens to have a beer gut
  2. og543ss 0/10. Shitty troll. I ain't even mad. #TeamOutlaw

    no thanks
  3. Shocker A free born man of the USA

    I'm not sure about this thread, so I'll check back later.
  4. SCrebel New Member

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  5. ttuman10 drink it ya asshole

  6. jkun UGA, Falcons, Braves, Tennis

    sophomore year one day I was up reading the newspaper at like 8 in the morning, hadn't gone to sleep since the party the night before, and eventually some people woke u p and i just said, "I fucked a fat chick last night" cus i had. thats my only story, I stay away from fat girls.
  7. wes tegg esq. New Member

    Dude, pace yourself. You can never come out too strong from the gate. How are you going to keep up this kind of quality?
  8. KeroseneDream New Member

    ALRIGHT I DONT WANNA SEE ANY PICTURES OF PREGNANT WOMEN...JUST COLLEGE GIRLS THAT DRINK A LOT OF BEER THAT ARE STILL HOT AND YOUTHFUL. OK. IS THAT CLEAR?. I KNOW SOME REALLY HOT GIRLS WHO ARE REALLY THICK.
  9. The Nightman New Member

    the pixels...
  10. texaspride New Member

    You start a thread asking for people to post pics of girls with beer guts but you don't even provide pics? wtf?
  11. TylerFlip New Member

    Slut guts are awesome.
  12. wes tegg esq. New Member

    Pics or GTFO. This is your thread.
  13. ttuman10 drink it ya asshole

    Don't you yell at me cunt rag or I will be forced to have you smothered by one of those beer guts so desperately want to pleasure yourself to.
  14. tjosu ..

    this thread really sucks
  15. 00:06:00 I suggest you get REAL good at sucking cock.

    Sure man. We'll all fire up the google and facebook to find you pics of chics with beer
    guts. What the fuck kind of dumb son of a bitch are you anyway??
  16. wes tegg esq. New Member

  17. cas Jabooty Football

    slut gut is an apt moniker
  18. SCrebel New Member

    Needs to switch to Bud Light IMO.
  19. TylerFlip New Member

  20. oknole MC OG

    This thread, :idk:
  21. wes tegg esq. New Member

  22. texaspride New Member

    I would rather see fat ass bitches than what west egg is posting. :blech:
  23. stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch




    :laugh:





    :popcorn:
  24. KeroseneDream New Member

    Ok...I'll get the ball rolling to prove that I get with some nice guts. U tell me to post pics? I say fine...I've been with so many guts.

    This is a pic of my girl Tiff. We're getting pretty serious but we've been casual for the past 4 months. When I first met her she was 155. Now I'm proud to say shes 185. This is thanks to me taking her to T.G.I.Friday's and Outback Steakhouse 3-4 times a week. I've had to take her shopping at the plus size store for women.

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  25. Malik Zulu your girl chose me

    OP has a fetish and needs new fap material.
  26. acheely New Member

    NONONOONO
    NNONFAONON

    DO NOT WANT DBL SAID WEIGHT LIMIT (PUN INTENDED)
  27. acheely New Member

  28. wes tegg esq. New Member

    :nobait:
  29. ttuman10 drink it ya asshole

  30. 00:06:00 I suggest you get REAL good at sucking cock.

  31. ttuman10 drink it ya asshole

    that hook isn't gonna get it done. You're gonna need multiple harpoons.
  32. Babou ocelot

    haha, what the fuck is going on here
  33. MANPOW #AUTO/3HUNNA


    Ok....whos MB alter ego is this??
  34. wes tegg esq. New Member

    Had me until the TGIFriday's and Outback comment.
  35. Bowl Bound Guest

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  36. acheely New Member

    MY EYES ARE BLEEDING
  37. acheely New Member

  38. wes tegg esq. New Member

    All of those 'rexos are < 110. Get after it, brohemian rhapsody.
  39. ttuman10 drink it ya asshole

  40. 00:06:00 I suggest you get REAL good at sucking cock.

    Hahah. nice spin on a classic.
  41. tne Now tagging people with spaces in their name

  42. The Sports Duck can you watch your tv on a slingbox in france?

    [IMG]

    troll thread is a troll thread imo
  43. acheely New Member


    Tegg you can have my sloppy skinny seconds still running around T-Town. Feed them well.
  44. Good Effort! Good Game! Dallas Clark's biggest fan

    weak shit OP

    still pretty funny thread nonetheless
  45. TheFirstFrancis New Member

    :in-n-out:
  46. Dickbutt New Member

    Seriously might have nightmares... :ohnoes:
  47. 20/20/20/20 hoes call me mr. never wear the same thing

  48. Lambert New Member

    Ok this is weird....
  49. OHW HELLO

    Shabump

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