Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Joshuam2107

    Joshuam2107 SUH DUDE
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    Might need to set up an on-course ICU if there is going to be all these ice burns going around.
     
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  2. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Definitely gonna need one for all the strokes he's gonna have
     
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  3. Joshuam2107

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    hey that was actually funny..
     
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  4. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Uh oh! 3 teams including 2 of the top 3 overall forgot to set their lineups this week!!
     
  5. MODEVIL

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    yeah second time this season. Whoops. Last time I woke up at 4am and barely got it set.
     
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  6. PHXNole2000

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    I play through the pain.
     
  7. PHXNole2000

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    The only stroke i'm gonna have is my celebratory three pump chump after my VVVVVVVVViiiiictory!
     
  8. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    I'm starting to regret this decision
     
  9. PHXNole2000

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    yeah, i'm already an embarrassment to the FSU Alumni and Boosters
     
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  10. Ace Boogie

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    Forgot to set my fantasy lineup this week again, sweet.


    Anyway, managed to get 18 in on Tuesday. My short game is still fucking woeful at the moment, need to get in a lot of practice. Honestly though this was the best I have ever driven the ball in my life. I never hit driver because I slice the shit out of it, but I was crushing my new 3 wood. I reached the green in 2 on a par 5 for the first time ever probably. Granted, I had about a 10 mph wind at my back but it felt really nice. The ensuing 3 putt, not so much. On the back 9 I hit 6 of 7 fairways which for me is unheard of. My usual slice was nowhere to be found and replaced by a nice little fade.
     
  11. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    This got me. Well played.
     
  12. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Rain a possibility tomorrow :ohnoes:
     
  13. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Gameday pick your sides

    #TeamJigga

    #TeamPhxnole
     
  14. undrtow

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    Nole will win
     
  15. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Screw you

    And please use the hashtag
     
  16. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    finally got back out for my 2nd 9. First time hitting my reshafted driver too, first drive 295 :smug:

    shot a 46, sent 1 into the back yard of a nearby house
     
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  17. Cut68

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    Jigga will win.....#LFE
     
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  18. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Never played with PHXNole but he's a Chinaman and they run the LPGA, so I'll go with that
     
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  19. Artoo

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    My hear wants to ggo with the Challenger, but logic dictates I have to go with #TeamJigga
     
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  20. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    1 up thru 3. Got a little ugly on one from 100 in but we've settled down since then
     
  21. undrtow

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    This was my line of thinking
     
  22. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    2 up thru 6. Just lipped out a 5 footer for birdie
     
  23. Jigga

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    6 strokes up at the turn
     
  24. fish

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    I'll guess 40 and 46
     
  25. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    My favorite hole is biting me in the ass
     
  26. fsudan

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    Stroke play?
     
  27. Frank Martin

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    I don't see these scores attested
     
  28. PHXNole2000

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    Jigga is whooping my ass. My driver isn't helping me very much.
     
  29. fsudan

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    Is this a cripple fight or anyone actually playing well?
     
  30. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    My ball striking is pretty good today. But with a wedge and putter I'm lost.

    Couple stupid holes hurting my score
     
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  31. Jigga

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    9 stroke lead with 3 to play
     
  32. fish

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    I expect scores to be posted.
     
  33. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    My score is on top
     
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  34. fsudan

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    He's got you right where he wants you imo
     
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  35. Jigga

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    4 doubles and a triple. But still pulled out a W. I'll post scores with permission
     
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  36. Jigga

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    Forgot to add PHXNole2000 is a good guy and his contact was just a bit off today from his time off so it wouldn't surprise me if he beat me next time
     
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  37. fish

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    Nice eagle, sir!
     
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  38. PHXNole2000

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    It was a textbook eagle. Great drive. Solid 270 yard 3wood approach to 15 feet and capt draino on the putt.

    Jigga was solid all day except for 18, which he already had the round in hand and coasted in with a less than stellar hole. But that was a woodshed ass whoopin. You can post scores and I will hang my head in shame.

    I embarrassed our fan base, my family and all eleventy billion of my Asian peoples.
     
    #588 PHXNole2000, May 16, 2015
    Last edited: May 18, 2015
  39. Jigga

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    Jigga 43-42 85
    Phxnole 49-43 92
     
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  40. PHXNole2000

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    #ewwww
     
  41. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Let's see how good my memory is
    Par 544345434 435444354
    Jig 754545544 445644537
    Phx 845466448 436565365
     
  42. undrtow

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    Bookend snowmen on the front, ouch
     
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  43. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    I screwed something up there
     
  44. undrtow

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    Rory is locked in. Making it look real easy
     
  45. The Milkman

    The Milkman Send lawyers, guns and money, shit has hit the fan
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    We need thread icons. Shit is getting hard to find.

    Rory is on fire out there.
     
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  46. The Milkman

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    Oh my god Rory!
     
  47. fsudan

    fsudan Well-Known Member
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    Rory stop it
     
  48. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    9 under through 14. Goddamn
     
  49. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Rory is decent
     
  50. The Milkman

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    I'm hoping for a 59 now