Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. fish

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    Really hope Bubba melts down and gives it to Casey for fantasy reasons.
     
  2. Artoo

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    Go get a lesson. Guys on here, while knowledgeable, have no idea what your actual problem is. Your problem could be one of a hundred different things and the fix could be one of another hundred things. See a pro who's only job is to fix golf swings, don't just listen to random advice from strangers.
     
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  3. NP13

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    shut the fuck up people
     
  4. bstaple12

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    Seriously, fuck all those people
     
  5. Quick

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    What is the playoff scenario?
     
  6. bstaple12

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    Bubba and Paul Casey headed to playoff
     
  7. CUtigers86

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    They should go back to their shanties
     
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  8. Room 15

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    Was at a wedding all day yesterday and didn't put Casey into my lineup.
     
  9. CraigAnne Conway

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    Who knew Connecticut was full of so many hillbillies. This is a fucking terrible crowd
     
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  10. NP13

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    ball game
     
  11. EdmondDantes

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  12. Boom TittyMilk

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    I did something similar today.
     
  13. fish

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    Just when I thought my black cloud had lifted.
     
  14. Jigga

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    Happy to be the spring segment champion
     
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  15. Hogview

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    Thank god it's a new season in fantasy golf :feelsgoodman:
     
  16. Jigga

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    There's only 1 season.
     
  17. Hogview

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    Sorry, wrong choice of a word I guess, figured people would have known what I was talking about. I guess I should have said session or what the fuck ever it's called.
     
  18. Jigga

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    I know. Just like to remind MODEVIL and undrtow that they're still behind
     
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  19. 1

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    Played in a 2-day tourney this last weekend with a calcutta. We won a little bit shy of $5,000. :feelsgoodman:

    My phone fell out of the cart and got smashed/completely destroyed. :feelsbadman:
     
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  20. Cronk

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    OTL is digging into Phil's money and gambling...


    RIVERSIDE, Calif. -- Nearly $3 million transferred from golfer Phil Mickelson to an intermediary was part of "an illegal gambling operation which accepted and placed bets on sporting events," according to two sources and court documents obtained by Outside the Lines.

    Mickelson, a five-time major winner and one of the PGA Tour's wealthiest and most popular players, has not been charged with a crime and is not under federal investigation. But a 56-year-old former sports gambling handicapper, acting as a conduit for an offshore gambling operation, pleaded guilty last week to laundering approximately $2.75 million of money that two sources told Outside the Lines belonged to Mickelson.

    Federal gambling laws are directed at gambling enterprises and not at individual bettors, and that's why Phil Mickelson didn't face scrutiny, Lester Munson says.

    Gregory Silveira of La Quinta reached an agreement with prosecutors and pleaded guilty to three counts of money laundering of funds from an unnamed "gambling client" of his between February 2010 and February 2013. Sources familiar with the case said Mickelson, who was not named in court documents, is the unnamed "gambling client." Silveira is scheduled to be sentenced Oct. 5 before U.S. District Court Judge Virginia A. Phillips and faces up to 60 years in prison, though the sentence will likely be far shorter.

    Mickelson could not be reached for comment. His longtime personal attorney, Glenn Cohen, declined to comment, saying another attorney -- whom he would not name -- assisted Mickelson in the matter. Silveira could not be reached for comment directly and his attorney declined to comment.

    According to court documents, in March 2010, Silveira -- a participant in "an illegal gambling operation which accepted and placed bets on sporting events" -- accepted a wire transfer of $2.75 million, which he knew was part of "illegal sports betting." The money, according to the documents, came from a "gambling client" and had been transferred into Silveira's Wells Fargo Bank account. Three days later, Silveira transferred $2.475 million and then $275,000 into another of his Wells Fargo accounts. The next day, Silveira transferred the $2.475 million to another account he controlled at JPMorgan Chase Bank.

    The three transactions constitute the money laundering charges: "At the time, defendant initiated these three transfers with the intent to promote the carrying on of an illegal gambling operation," according to the plea agreement, which was signed May 1.

    Phil Mickelson is known for rarely shying away from betting on a practice golf round, and his affinity for sports gambling is no secret either. Kyle Terada/USA TODAY Sports
    Typical of money laundering cases, the nearly $3 million is loosely described as "proceeds" in court documents, though that doesn't necessarily mean in this case gambling winnings or losings. "Proceeds" also could refer to money simply being moved into an offshore gambling account. Federal officials declined to clarify or provide details.

    The Internal Revenue Service's criminal investigation unit led the probe, which was run out of its Los Angeles office. IRS officials declined to comment. Assistant U.S. Attorney Jerry Yang, who prosecuted the case, declined to answer questions, saying: "We're only allowed to reveal what has been publicly filed or publicly known. ... I can't confirm or deny anything beyond what is in filed papers."

    Court documents do not indicate what triggered the investigation or its scope.

    Although the final plea agreement reached between Silveira and the U.S. Department of Justice does not name the "gambling client," an initial plea agreement signed last month by Silveira and his attorney, James D. Henderson Sr., contained a reference to the "money laundering of funds from P.M." After Outside the Lines inquired about Mickelson's potential role in the case, the U.S. Attorney's Office on June 17 filed a motion to have the original plea agreement stricken. The next day, it filed an amended version minus any reference to "P.M."

    It is standard Department of Justice policy for documents not to mention third parties who are not criminally charged. Henderson, a high-powered Los Angeles attorney whose gambling-related clients have included offshore sportsbook pioneer Ron "Cigar" Sacco, told Outside the Lines he didn't "know anything about 'P.M.'" and declined to comment further, citing a nearly four-decade practice of not talking to the media about cases.

    Two sources, though, told Outside the Lines that the client was Mickelson.

    Last year, Mickelson made off-the-course news when his name surfaced in an ongoing federal insider trading investigation, which also involved billionaire investment tycoon Carl Icahn and iconic sports gambler/entrepreneur Billy Walters. Mickelson has been cleared in one of the alleged instances of insider trading, and it's unclear whether federal authorities are still investigating well-timed trades of another stock. A spokesperson for the U.S. Attorney's Office in New York declined to comment when reached by Outside the Lines.

    Mickelson has earned more than $77 million over his three decades on the PGA Tour and also has lucrative endorsement deals with Callaway, Barclays, KPMG, Exxon Mobil, Rolex and Amgen that collectively pay him more than $40 million annually, according to Forbes.

    The left-handed golfer is known for rarely shying away from a money match, and his affinity for sports gambling is no secret, either. In 2001, he was reprimanded by the PGA Tour after winning $500 from Mike Weir in the players' lounge at the NEC Invitational: Mickelson had wagered $20 at 25-1 odds that Jim Furyk would hole a bunker shot.

    Mickelson has won far larger sums betting on major sporting events like the Super Bowl; three Las Vegas gaming sources told Outside the Lines that Mickelson still bets on sports in Vegas.

    How he is connected with Silveira remains unclear.

    Greg Silveira lives in a condominium at the PGA West golf course community, where the Humana Challenge is held annually. AP Photo/Chris Carlson
    Silveira made a small name for himself in the 1990s as a sports tout, a seller of betting picks to less-sophisticated bettors. He was based then in San Diego and, according to media accounts at the time, drew controversy as some suggested he was operating a moneymaking scam. He drew the attention of Sports Illustrated in a story on rip-off sports services.

    He also was tied to ventures such as the Football Betting Guide, Blazer Sports and Spot Play. He not only went by the name Greg Silveira, but also answered to Gordie Deangelo and Gordon Michaels.

    His attorney in last week's money laundering case, Henderson, once led the Justice Department's Los Angeles Organized Crime and Racketeering Strike Force. More recently, the graduate of Arizona State University Law School has practiced alongside his son, James D. Henderson Jr., a standout Sun Devils baseball player during the years Mickelson earned golf All-American laurels at Arizona State.

    Henderson stood beside Silveira last Monday as he admitted guilt. Yang spelled out the case:

    • The defendant knew the $2.75 million was from an illegal sports gambling business.

    • He knew the laundered money was from a gambling client.

    • And finally, he acted with intent to promote an illegal gambling business.

    Asked by Judge Phillips if it were all true, Silveira responded: "Yes, your honor."

    Dressed in black slacks and a tan, long-sleeve shirt, the 6-foot Silveira responded confidently and in a clear voice to the judge's questions. Silveira lives a nearly three-hour drive east of Los Angeles in the pristine desert community of La Quinta in a two-bedroom condominium, which is owned by his brother, on the PGA West golf complex.

    Signs along the main PGA West thoroughfare describe it as "The Western Home of Golf in America." The lush courses annually serve as home to the Humana Challenge.
     
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  21. Boom TittyMilk

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    The left-handed golfer is known for rarely shying away from a money match, and his affinity for sports gambling is no secret, either. In 2001, he was reprimanded by the PGA Tour after winning $500 from Mike Weir in the players' lounge at the NEC Invitational: Mickelson had wagered $20 at 25-1 odds that Jim Furyk would hole a bunker shot.

    that is fucking awesome though.
     
  22. Joshuam2107

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    #FIGJAM
     
  23. Beagle

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    Afraid that this will end poorly for Phil.
     
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  24. Beagle

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    Peter Oosterhuis announced today that he has early-onset Alzheimers. :dislike:
     
  25. ARSENAL

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    Got tickets to the Greenbrier Classic.
     
  26. Joshuam2107

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    Go egg Bubba's house.
     
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  27. ChopRoll42

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    Headed up to golfsmith to look at some new clubs. Thinking about getting some new irons. Right now I swing ping g10s have been entertaining the thought of a new set of irons for a while. Shoot mid 80s comfortable with the clubs but I feel like they are pretty soft and don't get as much distance as I should.

    Is it frowned upon to get fitted and then not buy a set? Never been to a golf smith before and might want to double check and get fitted sometime at my pga superstore back home. I know i don't have to by anything but will I get scoffed at for not buying after a fitting? Don't want to be marked as the faggot who browses around and never buys anything
     
  28. CraigAnne Conway

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  29. CraigAnne Conway

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    I would go to Golf Galaxy if you're going to get fitted and not buy, because fuck Golf Galaxy
     
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  30. CraigAnne Conway

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  31. CraigAnne Conway

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    At least now all the Phil haters actually have something legit they can respond with when asked why they hate Phil.
    It sounds a lot better when you say "because he is a money launderer" rather than "he just rubs me the wrong way" or "I bet he's a dick in real life"
     
  32. DelapThrows

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    Playing tomorrow for the first time in forever... in a former life I was around a 12/13... now it's more like 20/21.

    My short game (except the putting) has gone to hell. Any suggestions for the 20-60 yd range? Anything that has helped you guys?
     
  33. mal630

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    I would go pay for a fitting. It might cost you 30 bucks but you are more likely to get a real fitting as opposed to a "free one" where you magically fit into whatever irons they have in stock for the highest profit margin. You can then take the info from the fitting and save it for later or use it to find irons for a cheaper price online.
     
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  34. mal630

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    I like Mickelson more now. I hope he doesn't get in too much trouble over this. The PGA tour needs more gambling and money laundering.
     
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  35. Big Meech

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    Have always been shocked that Mickelson's attorney is a relatively small-time PI guy in Jacksonville: http://www.bbcjustice.com/Attorney-Profiles/Glenn-E-Cohen.shtml Just strange

    Mickelson typically plays our club the week of the Players. He's known for mocking his playing partners until they are willing to put some money on the line. Few years back he played with Tim Tebow. Tebow asked to use Mickelson's driver and promptly popped up the drive and dented Mickelson's driver. Evidently, Mickelson ruthlessly made fun of him through the use of a series of f-bombs and "You are a dumbass" type comments.
     
  36. Jigga

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    Practice.
     
  37. DelapThrows

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    Even when I was in practice it was my weak area. I have the hardest time not blading chips/pitches.
     
  38. Jigga

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    Too wristy? Hit the ball with the back of your left hand so you don't flip at it?
     
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  39. gus_chiggins

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    keep your fucking head down and hit the ball first
     
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  40. Joshuam2107

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    I was gonna say keep looking at the path the club takes at the ground rather than following the ball up to the target..but that works too.
     
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  41. gus_chiggins

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    also NEVER decelerate through any shot (especially chip shots)
     
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  42. undrtow

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    weight on your front foot, hit down through the ball and don't "flip" your wrists
     
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  43. Festus McBadass

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    Fuck you for trying to make me like Phil. :bird:
     
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  44. Joshuam2107

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    Fuck you for actively not liking Phil. It's fundamentally un-American.
     
  45. Festus McBadass

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    There is not one person on tour I love seeing fail more than Phil. Except for maybe Rory Sabbatini.
     
    #1195 Festus McBadass, Jun 30, 2015
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  46. i hate your team

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    Just putt it.
     
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  47. Joshuam2107

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    Wut
     
  48. Squints

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    I need some new irons and have a gift card to Dick's. Anyone purchased clubs there? Also looking for advice on clubs to purchase. I'm about an 18 handicap, so that should tell you some of my skill.

    So should I just go out there and swing some? I like researching this shit first.

    Thanks for the help.
     
  49. Jigga

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    #LFE
     
  50. Cut68

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    Are you short with your irons? I've never thought of ping g's as short. If length is what you're after, Mizuno jpx, callaway shovels and whatever Taylormade is pushing are your best bets