Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson and louisville cops hate you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. pez

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    And if you do well in them, you might even get yourself invited to the masters.
     
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  2. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Weird how that works!
     
  3. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Its astounding that he thinks he's above having to qualify because he took a massive bag of cash and has done well competing against 10 serious players and 43 washed players coasting to retirement.
     
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  4. DollarBillHokie

    DollarBillHokie Usher is the worst
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    I already have 2 Scotty Camerons I like - an old school blade and an older mallet. I wasn’t looking for a new putter, but won a new Super Select Newport. Any thoughts on whether to exchange it? Should I swap into a phantom? Are they much easier to putt with?
     
  5. Tommy Callahan

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    Ricky Barnes is playing in our member guest this weekend. Talking about a middle of
    Someone invited Ricky Barnes to ours this weekend…and it’s very middle of the road Alabama club
     
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  6. Nole0515

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    Fuck off Gooch
     
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  7. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    #playbetter
     
  8. tigr2ndbase

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    First day of the member guest didn’t go as planned. Good news is I played great and shot a 75. Bad news is my partner that gets all the strokes not so much. Time to run the table in our two matches tomorrow and be in contention on Saturday. In non related golf the atmosphere and free goods were great.
     
  9. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    you’d be in first with the right invite
     
  10. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    I hope you're not thinking about yourself and that vanity index you keep
     
  11. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    I don’t even have an index so ha
     
  12. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Jordan Spliff out there club twirling 10 back at the Nelson on a Friday.
     
  13. tigr2ndbase

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  14. tigr2ndbase

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    Officially out of the running. Had a good round with everything except the putter. I could have done a better job closing my eyes and putting. Time to just have fun in the last round tomorrow and then cheer for my buddies in the shootout.
     
  15. 1

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    No final day wild cards in play?
     
  16. CUAngler

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    Thought we were out of it once after day one and then rolled a team 7-2 to start day two. We were up 6-0 to start too.
     
  17. tigr2ndbase

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    Not even close.
     
  18. teel

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    I won longest putt at an outing yesterday on an eagle putt I started so far left my buddy said "oh my god that's awful" immediately after I hit it
     
  19. Gaknight

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    Can’t even make the cut at his hometown event with fans sacrificing their elbows for him


    Man is washed
     
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  20. fish

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    ZJ reads the board, trying to prove a point.
     
  21. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    what happened
     
  22. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    What was the prize
     
  23. teel

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    A putter. Not sure what kind yet they have to send it to me
     
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  24. ButchCassidy

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    I know I’m late to the party, but man, I kind of hate ZJ after watching Full Swing.
    his roster decisions were 100% about vibes and the boys club vs actual results.
     
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  25. fish

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    He was a couple back of the lead when I posted that. He bogeyed two of the next three to fall out of it.
     
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  26. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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  27. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Phil is such a fucking cunt.
     
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  28. fish

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    Jesus, Kohles.... that was nervy.
     
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  29. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Tough choke job here sheesh
     
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  30. fish

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    Ben Kohles 6 is a band name.
     
  31. LetItSoak

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    That was brutal but he just won $1M so not too bad
     
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  32. pez

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    Gooch’s whining apparently paid off, he’s into the PGA next week
     
  33. LetItSoak

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    Hate that they caved but if he misses the cut...
     
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  34. portlandspartan

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    I’ve never wanted someone to miss the cut more than this guy
     
  35. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Ludvig is on a team now so TGL has been legitimized
     
  36. pez

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    David Puig also invited to PGA from LIV, but he might actually deserve it. He’s gone the Niemann route and played wherever they’ll let him
     
  37. Goose

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    There’s probably some procedural behind the scenes crap the LIV guys didn’t fill out in time and are blaming it on the PGA
     
  38. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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    This will be a damn good test for Scottie with both Gooch and Blockie in the field
     
  39. Nole0515

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    Hope Blockie shanks it on 1
     
  40. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    If only Blockie could hit it 65 yards further off the tee. He’d have at least 10 majors by now.
     
  41. Nole0515

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    Such an entitled cunt
     
  42. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Are we going to get all of his stupid faces every time he hits a decent shot?
     
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  43. Nole0515

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    Mf is gonna withdraw in shame after he post +13 round one
     
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  44. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Played with a doctor from work(randomly) and he was decked out in head to toe gfore stuff.

    team true all the way though.
     
  45. DuffandMuff

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    Snuck out of work on Friday and played the north course for the first time at my local muni with a buddy. Shot a 95 which included not driving it past the women’s tees on one hole (triple bogeyed).
     

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  46. pez

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    Rory not going back to policy board



    Cantlay blocking any deal with PIF and probably Rory on the board



    good thread summary. It all sucks

     
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  47. fish

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    Played Santa Anita GC today and was even at the turn. Made four bogeys in the next seven holes, then holed out from 50 yards on 17 for an eagle. Bogeyed the 18th for a three over 74.
     
  48. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  49. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Big picture, these are challenging times for golf television — with sagging ratings and negotiations between the PGA Tour and the Saudi Public Investment Fund stretching into their 12th month. The sport’s few TV broadcast partners, particularly NBC, have received biting criticism from fans over what is viewed by many as an overly commercialized product. And smaller audiences and a prolonged battle between the PGA Tour and LIV might send the commercial load even higher. In some ways, this is the most damning piece of evidence against NBC in 2024: Why would it want to invest in golf right now? Why would any broadcaster?

    When I posed that question to Flood, he grinned.

    “I’m a Boston boy — Brady and Belichick, when they won their six Super Bowls, what did they say? Do your job,” he said. “We’ve gotta give Bill the weapons. We’ll give him Brady, we’ll give him Welker, we’ll give him Gronk. We’ve got to do our job.”

    :facepalm:
     
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