Speaker wire peehole guy's mom with 3 feet of 4/0-4/0-4/0 aluminum service entrance wire stuck in her cecum.
A little while back, this guy in his mid 20s came in to the ER with a fucked up leg. His story was he was pushing a car that had broken down and was struck by another car in the process. His drug screen came back positive as fuck and he was admitted with surgery scheduled the next day. Before he got to the OR we heard from Pre-Surg that this kid was a real fucking asshole. He rolls in and we discover he has a shitty looking tattoo of a swastika on his neck about the size of Meatball's fist. Once he's under, we all start making fun of it and wonder what the Jewish trauma doc is gonna say. Doc plays it cool makes a couple more jokes but he's a pro so he gets down to business and puts an Xfix on him with the intent of rodding him in a couple days. This guy came back for 2-3 more procedures and everytime he came back he was adorned with more swastikas. He drew them on his bandages, on his gown, etc. In the meantime we keep hearing about how combative and shit he was up on the floor. Come to find out today he left AMA (against medical advice) Of course his leg still isn't even close to being healed so he can't really walk and basically Rick James'd his way out They let him crawl for a good while until he started screaming obscenities nonstop and they finally stuck him in a wheelchair and rolled him out and dumped him outside where he continued to crawl to the bus stop. They went back and tossed his room and found a bunch of hypos that someone brought him so he could shoot up while he was there
That was a good story and all. However when I saw you bump this thread I was excited for game time. Now im bummed.
I've currently got a 350 pound addict on our floor with one good limb, his left arm. All others shattered and ex-fixed. Gonna need two total hips and a total knee. Meth, alcohol, pot, and a 4-wheeler at night. I've got bets we'll have him through Labor Day.
X-ray was my first gig...so many stories. Is she planning on staying in X-Ray or moving on to a different modality like CT, MRI, Ultrasound, etc?
She is working 3 12s on the weekend. Started her at $19/hour. I'm happy. Good money and she won't bug me during football season.
Sometimes when you take so long to tell us what it is someone has stuck up their butt, I think you are testing the Duncan Prnciple.