Gypsies (With Pic)

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg esq., Sep 23, 2009.

  1. Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Lionel Hutz Esq. What's that? You want me to drink you?

    Re: Gypsies

    Try not to get trapped inside a magic amulet.
  2. Moxin24

    Moxin24 I'm here to get an award

    Re: Gypsies

    I'm not stretching it when I say that thread consumed my life for 3 days. And its not like I'm a college student anymore, I'm married and I teach high school. I was giving my students bullshit worksheets so I could sit at the computer and refresh the thread over and over.
  3. Jigga

    Jigga XXXIV

    Re: Gypsies

    Need live streaming updates
  4. slogan119

    slogan119 Mexican jumping beans ask me, "How high?"

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    :roll:
  5. stric006

    stric006 New Member

    Re: Gypsies

    I want someone to interview one
  6. High Cotton

    High Cotton Nog Enthusiast & Taco Bar Aficionado

  7. The Real UT

    The Real UT New Member

    Re: Gypsies

    That was the greatest thread in the history of Rivals. I pray that we can get the ball rolling on an equally MAGnificent thread.
  8. pittisit87

    pittisit87 New Member

    Re: Gypsies

    good luck, young explorer.. In Mag we trust
  9. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Ateran piss

    Re: Gypsies

    :chan:
  10. offshore

    offshore I'm on a boat

    Re: Gypsies

    speaking of gypsies, anyone see that drag me to hell movie? the gyp's curse on there would definitely suck
  11. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Ateran piss

    Re: Gypsies

    I miss 'The Riches'.
  12. MagGator

    MagGator New Member

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    Iv spent to much time on Piczo and cant find shit, anybody remember their facebook group? Once you find 1 pg, it will lead you to 1000's of gypos
  13. Hokiepride87

    Hokiepride87 Fanily Frist

    Re: Gypsies

    bookmarked that shit http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=43237344677

    BTW Joe Ganz is no longer on facebook even though it shows him in this group
  14. Wyatt_Earp

    Wyatt_Earp New Member

    Re: Gypsies

    One of the very few memorable things from the RB. Gypsy thread was amazing
  15. Lawnole23

    Lawnole23 New Member

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    I've had a Rival membership since like 2005 and was always on the RB and that was the best thread of all time on there. There were funnier ones such as the Super's confession booth, ect. However, that thread got people to actually sign up to read it and completely took over everyone's life that actually read it.

    In no way can it get as good as the original. No one knew anything about the gypsies back then. That was part of the fun and mystique of the thread. You were learning about this totally different world in your own country. We all know about them now. Could this thread be fun and have good video and pictures yep but it won't be epic like the old one. In the old one people would go out there and I would be wondering holy shit are they going to die, are we going to see troll like retards dressed in Gucci? The possibilities were endless back then.
  16. voltime

    voltime New Member

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    The stupid part is where rivals claimed that they were contacted by an gypo attorney, because of that thread....So they basically deleted itfor no good reason, one of the many reasons why that board sucks balls.
  17. Lawnole23

    Lawnole23 New Member

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    Was it gay for them to do that yes. However, as a business trying to grow I understand why they did it.
  18. MagGator

    MagGator New Member

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    Im wondering if we got them to get off Piczo? A ton of the accounts are deleted, they were getting alot of heat from the RB and the bodybuilding forum
  19. voltime

    voltime New Member

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    A business trying to grow should cater more towards the people paying there salaries not some random attorney who has no leg to stand on....
  20. Lawnole23

    Lawnole23 New Member

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    Well they didn't know that. If there was a .01% chance it was real and a lawsuit was filed they're going to spend a lot of money on attorney's fees. So have a possible lawsuit or let a thread go on a message board? Business wise that wasn't a tough decision at all.

    Now it ended up costing them a lot of subscribers however the-mainboard would have happened anyways. The thread being deleted was just the last straw on that. Everyone was getting fed up with them over there.
  21. ThePattyCakeMan

    ThePattyCakeMan New Member

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    Bump Wes tegg, did you make it back to the land of gypsies? :ohnoes:
  22. POWESHOW

    POWESHOW Social Critic

    Re: Gypsies

    We're gonna have to send out a search team for Wes. I nominate I am true bammer, braves2125, dbl, irush and aero.
  23. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. New Member

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    Just told a gypo ND sucks. Got a pic of him flicking me off. It's him and like five others porch sitting. They really like their porches. Will post when I get home.
  24. Moxin24

    Moxin24 I'm here to get an award

    Re: Gypsies

    :thumb:
  25. mrcjmann

    mrcjmann White Mandingo

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    After they figure out you're not one of them they will get an older female to start tailing your vehicle in the neighborhoods. Also whenever you pass a house and the porch is full of gypos before you can blink they're gone into hiding. They're like fucking rats the way they disappear so fast. Be prepared for an old bitch in a Cadillac to start following you around while she updates the village on her cell phone.
  26. ToddRessingLuvsBoys

    ToddRessingLuvsBoys New Member

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    "also if you tell me that the men in your family dont pave drivways or paint and travel i will not beleive you are a Irish traveller from the USA"

    Damn it, I can't be a gypo because my family has real jobs and don't pave driveways? :angry:
  27. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. New Member

    Re: Gypsies

    We got tailed by a truck. I'll post the whole story when I get home.
  28. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue Ya happy now, bitch?

    Re: Gypsies

    MAG AS FUCK!!!!



    NoleNBlue approves of this thread/recon idea.
  29. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS

    Re: Gypsies

    It is my understanding there are 3 primary gypsy camps in the US. The main one is in South Carolina where wes tegg investigated today, another one is in Memphis, and another one is in White Settlement (they call themselves the Greenhorns), Texas. White Settlement is basically Ft. Wort and probably ten minutes from my house. From my understanding, instead of mansions they all pooled money and bought up entire trailer parks. They demolished everything in the parks and all bought basically the nicest trailers you can get, along with range rovers and mercedes and shit. I will be doing some recon there in the near future, but as we are in Texas I can guarantee they are armed to the teeth, so I need a cover. I think I am going to pose as a landman (I am one in Ft. Worth) and ask about leasing their minerals. Here are some links concerning the bubbies here:

    Those who emigrated to America in the 19th century settled mostly in South Carolina, but there are other clan groups, with almost no intermingling and even barriers of mutual suspicion between regions. The South Carolina group, numbering perhaps 3,000, lives in the gated community of Murphy Village. All closely related, they share only a dozen surnames: Carroll, Costello, Gorman, O'Hara, Sherlock and a few others. Other, smaller Traveler groups can be found in White Settlement, Texas, near Fort Worth. These Travelers are known as the Greenhorns. Another group settled outside Memphis and is known as the Mississippi Travelers, named after the river. A few other groups, each numbering no more than six to eight families, live in northeastern states.

    http://goodmagic.com/carny/gypsies.htm

    Apparently the Greenhorns are a bit more violent:

    http://archive.fwweekly.com/content.asp?article=2083
  30. Barves2125

    Barves2125 Slider....................you stink.

    Re: Gypsies

    I died of dysentery.
  31. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS

  32. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. New Member

    Re: Gypsies

    So, we limped into N. Augusta at around 10:00 a.m. Eastern. I spent the entire trip from Columbia to N. Augusta talking the other four people in the car into stopping and checking them out. Naturally, they were ready to get out of the state of South Carolina as quickly as possible after that disaster last night. But, I was able to arouse some interest in them and was given ten minutes to give them the quick tour of Murphy's Village. We pulled off the exit and headed in, and my co-riders were as shocked as I was the first time I read the RB Gypsy thread. We cruised down the streets of Bubby-ville. The first thing that I noticed was that they were a lot more active now than they were during the summer. Or, maybe they just do more porch sitting during the workday. Either way, there were tons of them out and about. Also, there were a lot of them just patrolling. It's like they just ride around in their big-ass trucks, many of which have rims, and presumably look for outsiders.

    We went down the cul de sac and saw four Bubbettes sitting on a porch, probably planning some kind of a fraud. We rolled to a stop in front of their house (by the way, they have tremendous front yards--these houses are at least 50-100 yards from the street) and one of my passengers shouted "GIVE ME YOUR TEARS, GYPSY!" The all got up and went inside. Immediately. We learned our lesson and the rider in the passenger seat got the camera ready. We rode around scoping out the mega mansions and their backyard trailers. Literally, every single one has Mary Magdalen and/or Jesus statues in the front yard.

    We pulled up on the pre-fab house pictured (it is behind one of the big houses that you see on Highway 26, right off of the main exit). We rolled down the windows and started yelling back and forth. One of the passengers yelled out "GYPSY!" and another just pointed and laughed at them. The guy pictured stood up and started shouting some kind of gibberish at us. I yelled across the passenger seat, "NOTRE DAME SUCKS!" That prompted a two-handed flick off and more gibberish.

    At some point during the altercation, one of those patrolling trucks snuck up behind us. We had a tail. It is difficult to understand until you have been there, but those people are creepy as hell. And, the layout of their village makes it really difficult to make a getaway. Every street winds around a lot and ends in a cul de sac. So, I panicked and peeled out and booked it to 26 (thus the poor quality of the photo). I could just see one of those pikeys hitting my car and claiming I hit him. So, we drove around, developed a gameplan, and returned for round two. Mrcjmann is completely correct. All of them were gone. We drove all over the damn place and did not see another one not in a truck. After we had made another lap, another truck started following us. He followed us all the way out of the village and onto the main road.

    My cameraman didn't get much. I am pretty disappointed with the turnout. I really needed a legit video camera. You could neither see nor hear anything on the video we were trying to take. It also pretty difficult to get good footage of them without getting in their yard, since their houses are mostly so far from the road. I am pissed that he didn't get the Magdalen statute on the right of the house. But, he did get an action shot of the altercation. So, I can't really complain. I think he was also totally unprepared for what he was seeing. His shock made him less effective. I should have seen that coming.

    On the whole, I have a few observations/questions:

    (1) What is the deal with the black dude in the picture? I have a theory, but it is pure speculation. We noticed that those lazy gypsies do none of their own yard work. I guess all they can do is shitty work. So, we saw two different black guys mowing lawns of obviously gyp houses. Perhaps he was a lawn man being shortchanged?

    (2) The gypsies are like rednecks who speak gibberish. The dudes all look retarded. The women all look like it is 1993: teased hair, white jeans, ruffled shirts, hoop earrings, tons of makeup, and white-ass tennis shoes. They are also mostly really short and fat. But, they are scary as fuck.

    (3) Both times that I have visited, I get a nervous/excited feeling. The whole time I was there, I felt like I was being watched and only seconds away from being a victim to one of their scams. It is a scary place. It was really weird that as soon as we had the confrontation with one of them, ALL of them disappeared. It was like they had some kind of phone chain. The speed that they all responded was remarkable. In hindsight, I should have brought a video camera. Also, I should have just come in taking pictures right away.

    I have learned many lessons. The gyps should fear my third visit...


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  33. dcon79

    dcon79 What's German for #nailedit!

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    lol the closeup reminds me of that bigfoot pic.
  34. POWESHOW

    POWESHOW Social Critic

    Re: Gypsies

    We need an envoy to stroll through the gypsy neighborhood next time. We need a confrontation but we need the numbers on our side. Wes. That is compelling stuff - My butthole tightened up throughout the entire story.
  35. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS

    Re: Gypsies

    Successful recon in my opinion. When I head out to white settlement I will def. be bringing a video camera. I'm also gonna knock on some doors go up to some porches trying to "lease their minerals". I gotta see these gypsy fucks up close.
  36. Principal McVicker

    Principal McVicker Not so New Member

    (2) The gypsies are like rednecks who speak gibberish. The dudes all look retarded. The women all look like it is 1993: teased hair, white jeans, ruffled shirts, hoop earrings, tons of makeup, and white-ass tennis shoes. They are also mostly really short and fat. But, they are scary as fuck.

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    There is this gas pipeline that is running through our town and one of the pipeliners is a gypsy. That description is dead on. I once seen him at a bar.....humping a chair.
  37. Mix

    Mix Worth 6 million googles

    solid work
  38. cal

    cal BOATS

    :laugh:
  39. jkun

    jkun UGA, Falcons, Braves, Tennis

    Great fucking write up.
  40. clemsonvianj

    clemsonvianj New Member

    that doesn't look like the houses I've seen off Edgefield Rd., but maybe that's farther up the road. the big brick ones that I've seen are pretty freaky.
  41. Thurman Thomas

    Thurman Thomas New Member

    That seals the deal. I am going there. I already read the RB thread, but this shit is just too good. Those retarded fucks have not seen anything yet.
  42. EdNigma

    EdNigma where my green boards bros at?

  43. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. New Member

    Re: Gypsies

    Thanks. And, I agree about the envoy. They won't know what hit them.
  44. Thurman Thomas

    Thurman Thomas New Member

    If they are like the Amish, they are retarded, yet strong. Outwitting them means nothing. We need numbers and people ready not to back down from those inbred fucks.

    Now that I think of it, at least the Amish are hardworking retards. These are retarded two timing good for nothing tricksters.
  45. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks

    Hey guys. Ive got pics on my Iphone of a gypsy area in southeastern Ark. Can someone help me out loading them.
  46. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. New Member

  47. Stagger Lee

    Stagger Lee Crazy. Sexy. Cool.

    Oh hi guys

    Sincerely,
    The guy who brought you the original Gypsy thread---often immitated, never replicated.
  48. buffbagwell

    buffbagwell New Member

    Honest to god I never knew we had gyppo's. I need to get to the South. Rednecks and Gyppos > Surfers and desert tweakers.
  49. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer 23 District Titles, 1989 Texas Coach of The Year


    I am in...let's roll fuckers
  50. BornBurgh

    BornBurgh New Member

    i read every single post to this thread, cant get enough

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