Darke and Rae are good enough to do a one man booth, but we'll never really see that in any American sport on a national network. NBC Sports is trying get Sounders pbp guy, Arlo White, for their broadcast. The La Liga, I mean Barca and Real, English language TV rights in the U.S. are up after this season. Would not be surprised if either one of those two outbids GolTV for those rights. Which then that network can bring over Ray Hudson.
cannot say the mainstream public would react positively to its players being called - in an affectionate manner - mercurial and magical little elves