Holy shit are Alabama fans ugly

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Bruce Wayne, Jan 5, 2013.

  1. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy

    The only ugly people here in South Beach are bama fans, and holy shit are they ugly

    RTR
  2. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy

    /subtlebrag
  3. Swim Cantore

    Swim Cantore Global Warming is a MYTH, Pawwwlll

  4. Mo

    Mo New Member

    I would honestly be very surprised if all of the ugly people in south beach root for Alabama
  5. Moxin24

    Moxin24 I'm here to get an award

    I've been on Notre Dame's campus. Those are the ugliest bitches in captivity.
  6. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy

    I haven't seen an ND fan under 65 here yet. Of course that's because the out of town fans haven't arrived yet
  7. Siddhartha

    Siddhartha New Member

    South Beach is so awful. Growing up, I had always heard how great, tropical, and wealthy it is was. I was lied to.
  8. Snakes

    Snakes I slept with Elaine last night

    You haven't seen ugly til you've visited Happy Valley.
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  9. Waters  Muddy

    Waters Muddy Reading's for rich people.

    I can substantiate this claim. When they came down for the Champs bowl last year vs. FSU. Woof!
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  10. Pac_Lion

    Pac_Lion War Pigs

    This is just false
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  11. Snakes

    Snakes I slept with Elaine last night

    :idk: I spent a weekend there a few weeks ago and the girls were hideous. Like, it was appalling.

    I'm not doubting that the OP saw a bunch of ugly :airquote:Bama fans:airquote:, but Bama's female students are hotter than most.
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  12. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby You black? I'm Ashton Kutcher

    Bama sorority girls >>> anything notre dame has to offer
  13. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job

    Swt and ground mullet like this.
  14. Shadow

    Shadow Less than top notch.

    I hear its so bad there that some grown men have been known to choose to molest young boys rather than the sorority sisters.
  15. Siddhartha

    Siddhartha New Member

    Arguing the attractiveness of people between Alabama and a Catholic school.

    Yeeeep.
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  16. Moxin24

    Moxin24 I'm here to get an award

    Surprisingly enough, Catholic University in D.C. has some mighty fine tail running around campus.

    The D.C. hierarchy goes: George Washington > Catholic > G'Town > every other small bullshit college that is probably not accredited > American > Howard
  17. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan

    Notre Dame is one of the ugliest schools in America for girls. Alabama is your average southern school for em
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  18. ndamem2000

    ndamem2000 Wow. Such Fan. So dedicate. Much cheer.

    What do you call a hot girl in Ann Arbor?

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    a visitor :awesomeface:
  19. Moxin24

    Moxin24 I'm here to get an award

    As a percentage Michigan is awful, but its such a large campus that you still have some decent options.
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  20. arnold palmtree

    arnold palmtree New Member

    One of the hottest hr managers I've ever met was a nd ROTC graduate.

    She was smokin.
  21. Shocker

    Shocker A free born man of the USA

    The girls in Happy Valley turned Sandusky gay is what I heard.
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  22. Sam Elliott

    Sam Elliott Job title: Assistant Bouncer at the Double Deuce

    I don't know man, some top notch talent from what I've seen

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  23. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine

    I'm confused the title sounds like a question (with no question mark) but the op sounds like a statement. Can't have it both ways which is it?
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  24. Moxin24

    Moxin24 I'm here to get an award

    Of course he can, its just like Denard's rushing statistics.
  25. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine

    F u
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  26. Siddhartha

    Siddhartha New Member

    Everyone knows the real sluts go to CC's.
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  27. ndamem2000

    ndamem2000 Wow. Such Fan. So dedicate. Much cheer.

    thats because they are poor....much like alabama fans
  28. Babou

    Babou ocelot

  29. Auburn fans at their best, making fun of a Alabama fans for being ugly.:pdl:
  30. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear.

    I'm going to assume you have visited both campuses to make such an assertion.
  31. ACEDGOD

    ACEDGOD i make predictions

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  32. Corch

    Corch Vonn Bell Academy Valedictorian

    Proof that they're not vistors?
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  33. Pokes

    Pokes In a relationship with Melanie S.

    What do you expect after years and years of inbreeding and cousin fucking OP?
  34. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan

    yes have been to both
  35. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear.

    :edmond:
  36. timo96

    timo96 Not a national security threat.

    I realize no one is going to care about my humble opinion about the relative hotness hierarchy of DC's universities any more than they care about the opinion of a racist, religious zealot gym teacher, but it goes: GW > GT > Howard > AU > UDC > Gallaudet > Corcoran > Catholic.
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  37. Moxin24

    Moxin24 I'm here to get an award

    INSANE.

    Howard chicks are black therefore ugly. Catholic girls are much hotter than most of the other colleges. I'm willing to allow some debate between GTown and CUA but that's it.

    And I'm not a gym teacher.
  38. kn88

    kn88 fuck al golden

    I go to Howard. We have lots of fine bitches :crossedarms:
  39. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan

    I may be from Alaska but I'm well traveled. Campuses I've been to off the top of my head:
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    Miami
    Oregon
    Florida
    Alabama
    Texas
    SMU
    Washington
    Washington State
    Eastern Washington
    Idaho
    Stanford
    Cal
    Arizona
    Arizona State
    Colorado
    Colorado State
    Denver
    Utah
    BYU
    Utah State
    Weber State
    AFA
    Syracuse
    Notre Dame
    Michigan
    Miami (OH)
    Harvard
    MIT
    Dartmouth
    Williams
    BC
    BU
    Georgetown
    Iowa
  40. Swim Cantore

    Swim Cantore Global Warming is a MYTH, Pawwwlll

    you stay cute

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  41. Moxin24

    Moxin24 I'm here to get an award

    FIFY
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  42. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy

    YOU TRY TYPING WITH PROPER GRAMMAR WHEN YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY UGLY REDNECKS OK?
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  43. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Billy likes to drink soda

    :roll: at you saying this. I should have expected this.
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  44. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby You black? I'm Ashton Kutcher

    Good job, swimmy. Your post of one girl with a big ass proved that Auburn has tons of hotties. Just like Auburn's one MNC proves that Auburn football is relevant
  45. Dayneface

    Dayneface I drink wine like a proper royal cunt.

    Bama girls 25 & under :gfa:

    Bama girls 25-35 :warn:

    Bama girls 35+ :donotwant:
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  46. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Billy likes to drink soda

    fify
  47. kn88

    kn88 fuck al golden

    Fine black bitches. One lap around campus and boom, you're eating ice cream on the porch like Hank Grotowski
  48. UncleItchyBalls

    UncleItchyBalls Fan of: The Tide, PDL, and PROCESSING KICKERS

    :gaddam:
  49. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Billy likes to drink soda

    :edmond:

    But I do appreciate you talking shit to swimfan
  50. Siddhartha

    Siddhartha New Member

    Lets be real, It doesnt make a difference if there are attractive girls on ANY campus for the vast majority of this site.
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