I think mine would definitely have to be clown baby. I really like the guy but I think that transformation would be holarious and astoundingly drastic.
That stuff was pissing me off. Kept reminding me of Tom Cullen in 'The Stand' with the stupid M O O N shit. Then I would picture dobber and get mad and have to reread the page.
Everyone has their sayings Promise me Ned, Promise Me You Know Nothing Jon Snow Where do whores go? If I look back, I am lost etc...