INSIDE SOURCES: Nick Saban to Texas

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by ths, Nov 22, 2011.

  1. ths

    ths so far gone Staff Member

  2. bertwing

    bertwing No longer a faggot

    You have retarded friends
  3. mikeporky

    mikeporky Worst sports gambler ever

    Goddamnit Caleb just Google it.
    BMR likes this.
  4. We will do what we see fit...and we have the money to make it happen.

    Mack Brown has underachieved at THE University of Texas. The last two yeas have not been the Texas Standard.

    As Ivan Drago once said: "If he dies...he dies".
  5. Also, ths, your battery is getting low.
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  6. ths

    ths so far gone Staff Member

    You have no idea. Only reason I'm friends with this kid on fb is for the laughs on my newsfeed.
    Buster likes this.
  7. bertwing

    bertwing No longer a faggot

    Yeah I've seen you post his statuses before. I know I've got several like this as well

    :facepalm:
  8. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby You black? I'm Ashton Kutcher

    This rumor was obviously started by Auburn fans. With all these rumors going around Nick Saban is going to have to assure his team that he's not going anywhere. Given his track record his team will think he's a liar. Their hearts will not be in the game on Saturday and Auburn will pull off the upset
    AuB, DevontaNole, jhooked and 2 others like this.
  9. TLAU

    TLAU ᕙ(`▽´)ᕗ

    Bunker would play soggy biscuit on your iphone if that message was on the screen
    Taques likes this.
  10. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke Terminally Chill

    "dude just do a simple google search and it will tell you every truth in the world"
    Buster likes this.
  11. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur

  12. Whammy Out Of Business

    Whammy Out Of Business Avid indoorsman, 4-3 defense enthusiast

    "Chase Brewster" might be the gheyest name ever.
  13. ths

    ths so far gone Staff Member

    Even worse when you know he goes by the nickname "punkie"
    Buster likes this.
  14. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby You black? I'm Ashton Kutcher

    Tlank, what on earth is soggy biscuit
  15. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy

  16. High Cotton

    High Cotton Nog Enthusiast & Taco Bar Aficionado

    Actually originated from tigerdroppings
  17. TLAU

    TLAU ᕙ(`▽´)ᕗ

    Just google it bro
    Kirk Fogg likes this.
  18. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"

    When did nick saban start letting assistants talk to the media during the season?
    Clown Baby likes this.
  19. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby You black? I'm Ashton Kutcher

    Nice try but I'm not being tricked into visiting your dmb cover bands website
  20. Menelaus

    Menelaus The Red-Haired King

    WE DABO NOW
  21. RapesWithaSmile

    RapesWithaSmile wanna play a game of rape? No? Thats the spirit!

    pretty sure thats slang for a recently creampied vag
  22. OHW

    OHW love take me down to the streets

    brilliant

    those scheming Tigers
  23. Duvel

    Duvel Single Malts, Strong Pale Ales

  24. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks

    A thread about this is on hawgsports :facepalm: 2 guys said he's got a 10yr/$100 million contract ready to sign. :beaver:
  25. bigjrock

    bigjrock Pillsbury Geauxboy

    The "rumor" comes from legit sources, but its all a ploy to get Saban/Sexton some extra dough.
  26. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks

    Sexton needs to make up some of the Nutt money he's losing
    hogfan6494 and kcutb like this.
  27. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL

    19% battery at 6:50 am. Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it works out for him.
  28. The Milkman

    The Milkman Send lawyers, guns and money, shit has hit the fan

    Pretty sure Saban's going to PSU
  29. Damion

    Damion Fan of: Vols, Titans, and Big Titties


    Sexton has mastered this tactic. He used it to get Fulmer a few raises and everybody knew he wasn't going any god damn where
  30. og543ss

    og543ss 0/10. Shitty troll. I ain't even mad. #Franklion

    I mean duh
  31. Harrison Cougars

    Harrison Cougars New Member

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  32. Sportfan

    Sportfan From Six to Dumptime

    What I heard before the season was anything worse than 8 wins was going to force Mack into retirement
  33. The Last Waltz

    The Last Waltz BTT 2.0 field rep

    :shocker: Saban already wants to jumpship. He must have got tired from Miles beaten that ass.
  34. MassNole

    MassNole Black Jesus > Jesus

  35. nothing left to prove after two MNCs in five years
  36. jhooked

    jhooked (>'.')>

    Starting to believe it...

    TexasSportsTexas Longhorns

    Just kopped. #NickSaban
  37. bigjrock

    bigjrock Pillsbury Geauxboy

  38. MassNole

    MassNole Black Jesus > Jesus

    That thread started yesterday around 5pm, earliest I could find discussing it. But yes that weasel Sexton is probably the real ground zero to get Saban a big ass raise for being the second best team in the division.
  39. mulletman

    mulletman New Member

    tide, bitch
    Clown Baby and rocky raccoon like this.
  40. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby You black? I'm Ashton Kutcher

    I see someone has come around. Oh and there was also a rumor I heard the other day about me being the new RoganBerry and Tide, Bitch becoming a national craze. That's right, it was Tide, Bitch
  41. mpl92

    mpl92 netflix on your couch

    He's coming to Texas and bringing Gunner Kiel with him.
  42. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.

    Apparently, your friends smoke waaaaaaaaaaaaaay more weed than you.
  43. Petito

    Petito coys

    I can't possible be
  44. hamsterdam

    hamsterdam Original Mainboarder

    none of this matters because bama already beat texas on the field
  45. Legend

    Legend -

  46. AUB

    AUB CFB CHAMPS '10 '13 '14 '57 '58 '83 '93 '04 '10

    Your sources were correct, but it wasn't the university of texas...

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  47. August West

    August West AKA DUCKMOUTH, Master of tribal lunar-speak

    This is all the confirmation I need.
  48. Biff Britches

    Biff Britches The words. You are good with the words man.

    I wish our HC was good enough to be mentioned for other jobs.

    :ohdear:

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