Is softball the WOAT sport?

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  1. Dr. Tom Osbourne

    Dr. Tom Osbourne Goin down the rails on a husking train.

    1) the girls usually aren't attractive, and the ones that are probably don't like white guys.
    2) they can't hit for shit
    3) the fans always look like they are watching a small child fight a lion to the death
    4) these stupid bullpen shenanigans... Wearing silly masks, yelling stupid chants, hell, I even saw them making sandwiches one day (good practice for post softball life IMO)
    5) the stupid ball is giant and green
    6) espn uses their d-league play-by-play staff
    7) they adjust their hair and makeup like its some fashion event
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  2. BigMattWW04

    BigMattWW04 Fah Q

  3. goose

    goose The Shah

    While a good chunk of softball players are dykes I've seen a few cuties here and there
  4. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

    It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens Black Jesus has arrived

    Ever seen women's basketball? Far, far worse imo.
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  5. DuffandMuff

    DuffandMuff Fan Of: Tuckin' A Flask Into My Belt At FSU Games

    It is awful.

    Dominant pitcher? Free ticket to the title because that damn Rulon Gardner with a vagina can pitch in every game.
  6. UA412

    UA412 New Member

    I'd rather watch softball than women's basketball.

    And I don't even like women's softball
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  7. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur

  8. August West

    August West AKA DUCKMOUTH, Master of tribal lunar-speak

    The correct answer is soccer.
  9. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur

    fwiw if you see a college softball player with a ribbon in her hair that means she is straight. I've seen some fine women that were by products of college softball. Nice ass and long legs. :lick:
  10. TDCD

    TDCD Staff Member

    Can someone explain to me why softball pitchers can pitch seemingly every game. It's not like they are not throwing hard (for a girl I mean), their delivery looks pretty violent and tiring.
  11. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine

    Nothing is worse than soccer. Soccer is so bad it has its own board so we normal humans don't have to hear about it
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  12. August West

    August West AKA DUCKMOUTH, Master of tribal lunar-speak

    I have heard that the under arm motion causes no to very little stress on the arm. This is why injuries and tiring are more rare compared to baseball.
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  13. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine

    The way they throw puts no stress on their arms like overhand does so they can pitch as much as they want
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  14. Snakes

    Snakes I slept with Elaine last night

    Alabama is good at softball so i will respectively disagree with you, sir.
  15. Damion

    Damion Fan of: Vols, Titans, and Big Titties

    If we win the softball cws itll be the goat sport til fall
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  16. Beowulf69

    Beowulf69 I can't swim but the fall will probably kill me

    Ive read:heard that underhand throwing is more natural than overhand thus it puts less strain on the arm.
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  17. Gotch Yarbrough

    Gotch Yarbrough Canada eh?

    The motion is nowhere near as unnatural as baseball.
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  18. August West

    August West AKA DUCKMOUTH, Master of tribal lunar-speak

  19. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life haha

    is pitching overhand legal in softball? i feel like throwing underhanded does not provide any advantage whatsoever, but then again ive never seen a girl be anywhere near proficient throwing overhand
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  20. RegimentML

    RegimentML New Member

    Nope. WNBA.
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  21. Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Lionel Hutz Esq. What's that? You want me to drink you?

    dykes in spikes
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  22. UA412

    UA412 New Member

    Your arm isn't supposed to move like it does when you throw overhand. It's a very violent action. Throwing underhand is putting a lot less stress on the arm/shoulder.
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  23. Beowulf69

    Beowulf69 I can't swim but the fall will probably kill me

    Also if you hate it don't watch it constantly amazed at how much crying goes here.
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  24. Gotch Yarbrough

    Gotch Yarbrough Canada eh?

    No. Pretty much anything you can think of is an illegal pitch in softball. It's a fucking awful game.
  25. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

    It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens Black Jesus has arrived

    I've known far more hot softball players than basketball players... Those basketball bitches are some nappy headed hoes.
  26. August West

    August West AKA DUCKMOUTH, Master of tribal lunar-speak

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  27. Dan Patrick

    Dan Patrick Fan of: Roll Tide and Vagina

    This is true. I have two cousins that played softball in the SEC and they told me the same thing when I gave them shit about all the girls being lesbos. Not that theres anything wrong with that.
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  28. Artoo

    Artoo Hey guys! Thanks for eating all the macaroni!

    Men's softball is the worst. Well, actually, "guy who takes softball league way too seriously" is the worst.

    You all know this guy. He is insufferable.
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  29. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC ><)))*> Sorry Cocks. This is all my fault

    the first time i saw jordan praytor's ass running around i was hooked on softball. it's probably the best women's for viewing, maybe second best behind gymnastics.
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  30. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine

    What good does soccer bring? Flat chested women, flopping vaginas, and just overall awfulness. Fuck that sport
  31. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur

    :usasmug:
  32. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine

    Ok Jim Rome. Ain't nothing wrong with beer leagues
  33. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

    It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens Black Jesus has arrived

    There are some elite level hottest that play soccer in Georgia.
  34. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life haha

    women's soccer is far better than softball for viewing, shut the fuck up devine. the majority of these girls are simply fat.
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  35. Gotch Yarbrough

    Gotch Yarbrough Canada eh?

    Soccer, volleyball, track, and probably several others laugh at this post.
  36. Mix

    Mix Worth 6 million googles

    Women's sport rankings:

    Volleyball
    Gymnastics
    Soccer

    Softball

    Basketball
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  37. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC ><)))*> Sorry Cocks. This is all my fault

    i'll give you credit that those sports may have some hotter chicks, but all those sports are boring as fuck to watch. soccer you get zero t&a with those uni's(or kits for you fags), volleyball and track are never on tv to watch unless i want to show up at some high school events and get arrested.
  38. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life haha

    i hope that husk didn't tear her ACL, i'll send up a GBR for her

    i dont understand how there are so many fucking errors made. ive played in softball leagues with 280 pound guys hitting screamers with illegal bats and there are fewer errors.
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  39. Gotch Yarbrough

    Gotch Yarbrough Canada eh?

    1. Volleyball is a billion times more entertaining than softball
    2. Did you really just imply that softball is remotely interesting to watch?
  40. Gustavo Fring

    Gustavo Fring I do this.

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  41. IGetBuckets

    IGetBuckets 3.0 mile runner on a regular basis

    I saw this one hot chick pitch an awesome game when she was in HS.
    My family was randomly in California at the time she was pitching and for some reason we went and watched her.

    Jennie Finch was her name. Not sure if she ever panned out.
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  42. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC ><)))*> Sorry Cocks. This is all my fault

    i don't find volleyball entertaining on any level. for a women's sport it is. we are talking about women doing something athletic for christ's sake.
  43. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine

    oh a flat chested woman how awesome
  44. IGetBuckets

    IGetBuckets 3.0 mile runner on a regular basis

    Jim Rome is worse than watching a million mens softball games.

    And that is a scientific fact.
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  45. nuh uh
  46. NP13

    NP13 MC OG

    oh i miss the days of Caitlin Lowe, Taryn Mowatt and Adrienne Acton
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  47. Jack's Colon

    Jack's Colon Fan of: Getting cancer, killing Jack

    Nope, the correct answer is curling.
  48. Boom MFer!

    Boom MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.

    Women's curling is eleventy billion times more entertaining than women's basketball.
  49. skeezy

    skeezy Fan of: Switches

    Switch one and two and you've got it nailed. Toss in tennis and track with soccer

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