Its the Jameis Thread

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  1. Jack Parkman

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    jesus christ bucs a selfie stick? :facepalm:
     
  2. BayouMafia

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    My freshman year at LSU (1995) the chick that always sat next to me in Calculus was always telling me that Warrick Dunn was her boyfriend, and that he would tell her about how he was playing video games in his dorm room rather than go out with friends so he wouldn't be tempted to get with other girls.
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    She also mentioned that he called her crying after he got stopped an inch from the end zone in their loss to UVA that year.
     
  3. Jack Parkman

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    U got any polaroids back from 95 of her?
     
  4. BayouMafia

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    no but I googled her and found a quote from People magazine from 2001
    and this one from a 1993 article:
    HTH
     
  5. Magneto

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    He was in damn it!
     
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  6. Sterling A

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  7. Tobias

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    hi i am a unc fan but i like jameis

    does that mean that i am just being an fsu homer?
     
  8. Sterling A

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  9. Sterling A

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    Bucs' Mike Evans: I wanted Winston over Mariota in draft
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  10. Sterling A

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    Greg Auman @gregauman ·
    More NFL futures: @BovadaLV sets over-under on Jameis Winston TD passes for Bucs in 2015 at 19.5; INTs at 17.5, passing yards at 3,750.
     
  11. Sterling A

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    Bucs' Dirk Koetter said he saw FSU spring football playbook at pro day. "Heck, Florida State was installing more stuff per day than we do."
     
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  12. afb

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    only perpetuating the shitty fsu fanbase

    leave it on the private board
     
  13. Sterling A

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    At Dick Vitale Gala last night

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  14. lastsonofkrypton

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  15. War Grundle

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    Such a thug.
     
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  16. Lawnole23

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    Only reason he's dating her is because her right hand looks like a crab claw. LOL am I rite?
     
  17. War Grundle

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    Looks like Penguin from Batman Returns.
     
  18. Hank Scorpio

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    This doesn't say anything about FSU, says a lot about the Bucs, and is in no way surprising.
     
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  19. daddy fat sacks

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    Mehhhh.... Ever wonder why Ponder and EJ got picked up so ridiculously early? It's because they killed the white board sessions, which is a direct result of Jimbo's offense being as, if not more, complex as NFL offenses.
     
  20. BrickTamland

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    Every single day.
     
  21. Joe_Pesci

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  22. daddy fat sacks

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    Because nfl coaches have never been quoted saying that about jimbos playbook.
     
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  23. Joe_Pesci

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    It's just a dumb statement - considering the limits on practice time, general football IQ of college players, etc. It makes you look like Delusional FSU Fan, although that would be nothing new.
     
  24. daddy fat sacks

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    Why would coaches go on record about our offense being as complex as their's for no reason. That doesn't seem like something you want to admit as a nfl oc....
     
  25. Lawnole23

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    It's something positive about the FSU program so it is of course not true on TMB.
     
  26. daddy fat sacks

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    Its unreal. A nfl oc is quoted five posts above , but somehow that is laughable notion...
     
  27. Hank Scorpio

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    I was just commenting on how much the Bucs suck. If someone like Belichick or Payton (or their OCs) said it, it would actually mean something.
     
  28. Jax Teller

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    Where does anyone besides the Buc's OC say that?
     
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  29. Hank Scorpio

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    You're right, an OC hyping his #1 overall pick has no ulterior motives.
     
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  30. swiz

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    Dirk Koetter has been pretty successful iyam, but I have to think the quote is 100% coach speak.
     
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  31. Handcuffed

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    Is it, though?

    In the draft lead-up, I heard a lot about how Oregon's scheme resulted in wide open receivers ("scheme winners") whereas FSU's required NFL reads and throws.

    Why the fuck would any coach require his QB to be a #1 overall draft pick in order to be successful?
     
  32. Lawnole23

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    We've been asking that same damn question for years. Most likely because Jimbo is stubborn as shit and thinks as long as you execute his offense to perfection it will always work.

    Jimbo's problem is he will initially dumb it way down like in Ponder's first year and when EJ would fill in. Once you show him that you understand the concepts and can tell him why this throw is correct and this one is wrong he starts implementing it fully.

    He has a bad habit of expecting you to run his offense like you can diagram it. He runs into problems when you have Ponder who mentally got it but didn't have the WRs nor arm to make the throws OR EJ who was scared to throw over the middle and refused to use his legs based on shitty advice from Coach Craig.

    Jameis is the only one who understood it and could implement it correctly, which is why our offense was very successful with him.

    Jimbo needs to learn to keep it dumbed down if his best QB can't run it fully and we're still scoring. He's very much an "academic" with thinking about it and won't run stuff that works because he thinks his other play should work. Like his decisions when he took over as OC to not play the lob the ball up to our tallest WR in the end zone play even though it was effective with Jeff Bowden.

    TLDR: Jimbo is a dick to his QBs and thinks every play he calls should work if you run correctly and wants his QBs to figure it out and he doesn't like changing things to suit them. This is something he has to do this year because we have no one that can run his offense like he wants.
     
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  33. duc15

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    Coaches or a single coach?
     
  34. daddy fat sacks

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    I incorrectly thought the Bills OC made similar statement, but it was EJ saying their playbook was less complex than fsu's.

    It doesn't negate the fact that jimbos playbook is one of the deepest and most complex ones out there and that our system gives our alums a better opportunity at succeeding at the next level compared to other systems.
     
  35. Duval

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    Fucking stop.
     
  36. Hank Scorpio

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    So he's Spurrier without the hilarious quips and visor toss
     
  37. duc15

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    Lol that playbook sure did help EJ and Ponder succeed at the next level.
     
  38. daddy fat sacks

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    When you consider the success rate of qbs in the league its not that surprising.

    Most fsu fans were blown away that they were picked so high and thought they were bad choices. The complexity of the play book and their ability to perform well in whiteboard meetings was the reason why they were picked so high.
     
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  39. duc15

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    Lol you're such a delusional clown.
     
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  40. Sterling A

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    Now a bolts fan

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  41. Duval

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    No one fucking cares.
     
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  42. Sterling A

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    but yet you commented, and continue to enter the thread
     
  43. Duval

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    I assumed something noteworthy happened or he did something stupid again.

    No one cares that he wore a goddamn lightning jersey.
     
  44. Sterling A

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    happy friday to you also
     
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  45. Magneto

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    It's a message board, chill out.

    It's good to see Jameis immersing himself into the Tampa community.
     
  46. Redav

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    Trying really hard to keep this thread going.
     
  47. Sterling A

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    wasnt the intent but i see your point
     
  48. dblplay1212

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    Sterling A's obsession with Winston is creepy.
     
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  49. Sterling A

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    coming from you with your AJ McCarron love, is pretty funny
     
  50. dblplay1212

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    You post about Winston 10x as much as I did AJ and I actually knew the McCarron family quite well.