Its the Jameis Thread

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  1. Sterling A

    Sterling A Well-Known Member

    i mean you actually said "we" when talking about the Mccarron's
     
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  2. dblplay1212

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    Possibly when I said "We went to the game" bc yes I did go to the game with his parents. I would say "we" went to the game when describing anyone that I was with, though. When I said "We" got hammered prior to the PSU game, I was referring to his dad, Bankz, Soup, etc. Sorry if proper English bothered you.
     
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  3. Imurhuckleberry

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    I really don't care but when someone "hooks you up" with someone else's property it is still stealing. Would this mean that we should refer to the Seminoles as Free Crabs University now? Doesn't roll off the tongue like shoes does but a bit more poetic.
     
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  4. Bruce Bowen

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    HA! Yeah man, make sure to call them the Free Crabs University Semenholes or F$U, that really gets fans riled up.
     
  5. Bankz

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    WE got hammered the night before and were so fucking hungover the day of...
     
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  6. dblplay1212

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    True. The correct statement would have been "he got hammered" while we felt like death.
     
  7. kslim

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    How does sterling not understanding something confuse you? The guy is a dumb fuck
     
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  8. Sterling A

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    lol never change faggot
     
  9. tandin

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    Free Shellfish University

    How did you fuck that up so bad?
     
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  10. Daniel Ocean

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    People have been getting free crabs at FSU for a long time so maybe that threw him off.
     
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  11. tandin

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    We make it clap a lot more.
     
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  12. kslim

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    Don't push me Josh I'll run you
     
  13. Sterling A

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    you follow me around pretty much every thread for the last 4 years, its kinda pathetic
     
  14. two

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    You guys are all such homos
     
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  15. kslim

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    Kinda hard not to when you start every thread on the board, nobody likes you weirdo stop sending people weird pms
     
  16. Sterling A

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  17. kslim

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    Did you not?
     
  18. Sterling A

    Sterling A Well-Known Member

    why dont you PM me and find out if you are so interested
     
  19. kslim

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    I don't hide stuff?
     
  20. Imurhuckleberry

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    This. Reminded me of when they asked Sawyer why he knew so much about antibiotics he said he'd got some STDs while passing through Tallahassee.

    Woah, when did we start letting middle schoolers post here?
     
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  21. fsudan

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    Christ, can you shut up? This is literally what this thread is for
     
  22. Daniel Ocean

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  23. Marty Kaan

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    dbl snores so god damn loud
     
  24. Tobias

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    oh god yes
     
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  25. Hank Scorpio

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    No one fucking cares
     
  26. Bankz

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    Thank the lord I had my own room. But with a closed door I could still hear him. The worst sleeper in the history of the world. Its very likely because he is so overweight

    EDIT: Who are you? I don't recognize the new name
     
  27. tandin

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    Was too hammered to notice when we slept together.

    ....I mean in the same room.
     
  28. Marty Kaan

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    C'est bon
     
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  29. Bankz

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    The only part of the trip that makes me sad is I didn't spend enough time hanging with you...
     
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  30. Marty Kaan

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    It was a clusterfuck of a weekend. If you ever find yourself in Denver holler. We can grab some brews
     
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  31. Marty Kaan

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    So who was at that tail gate?
     
  32. Sterling A

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    Jameis Winston sets jersey sales records in Tampa Bay

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    Winston is already setting records at Tampa Bay, Ford says, in #3 jersey sales.
     
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  33. DuffandMuff

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    I am getting snaps sent to me daily from people seeing Jameis out. Last night he was at a Japanese restaurant using chopsticks somewhat efficiently. Will continue to update this thread.
     
  34. Hank Scorpio

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    Only somewhat efficiently? He really needs to grow up. A #1 draft pick should be efficiently chopsticking with each hand.
     
  35. Sterling A

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    Jameis Winston says he can’t wait to face JJ Watt, thinks it will be “fun"


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  36. Sean Connery

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    Lol behind that offensive line, Watt will kill him
     
  37. Hank Scorpio

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    With our offensive line, that's right up there with "if you skrong we skrong" and "fuck her right in the pussy" in terms of stupid statements.
     
  38. Bruce Wayne

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    #339 Bruce Wayne, Jul 8, 2015
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  39. Sterling A

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    Nothing wrong with a dick pick every now and then :gocho:
     
  40. Sterling A

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    Jameis Winston quickly realizes NFL has no offseason

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    In past years, Buccaneers quarterback Jameis Winston spent the time that wasn’t football season playing baseball. This year, he devoted his offseason exclusively to football. And he has learned something.

    “The thing about the offseason is you really don’t get an offseason,” Winston told WTSP-TV, via JoeBucsFan.com. “You got to continue to work, continue to prepare. I feel like I’ve got better.”

    One of the narratives that point to Winston being more Peyton Manning than Ryan Leaf comes from the reality that he has yet to go all in on football — and that when he does he’ll be even better at football.

    Soon, we’ll all find out whether there’s any merit to that concept, starting with Winston starting his regular-season career against the quarterback taken one spot after Winston in the draft, Marcus Mariota of the Titans.


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  41. Sterling A

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  42. Hank Scorpio

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    Wasn't the first to arrive to camp. He just doesn't get it. Bust inevitable.
     
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  43. Sterling A

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    was holding out for better parking spot
     
  44. Lawnole23

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    I heard Glennon parked in the starting QB spot and Winston just sat waiting on him to move.
     
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  45. Mitch Cumstein

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    I'm a big fan of your starting quarterback, hank.
     
  46. Hank Scorpio

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    Total beta move. Plz trade
     
  47. War Grundle

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    Jaboo Jaboo Jaboo!
     
  48. ned's head

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    Do we think he's going to win nfl mvp this year, or just the super bowl?
     
  49. Mister Me Too

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    You should trade Jameis, I'm sure the Jets could put together a nice package, headlined by Florida High School great Geno Smith.
     
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