ITT Interesting Posts from the Bunker (Part 2)

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  1. dump

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    FIFY
     
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  2. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    This was obviously all mike Shula's fault.
     
  3. southlick

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    It's a battle, surprisingly

    The guys against Cam vs the guys for Cam
     
  4. southlick

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  5. J.R. Bob Dobbs

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Fan of: Firing Coaches, Cutting Players



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  6. SenatorClayDavis

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    Uh oh. Saban really did learn everything from Belichick.



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    Ok, good friend of mine calls me last night and tells me he ran into a former player that played in the 80's. He was at the complex Wednesday and there were many FBI agents there, who would not let him in. Someone he knew was able to get him in, only after the FBI fingerprinted him.

    The FBI took out a football staffer in cuffs, apparently a video guy, alleging that he has been selling practice film to Alabama and LSU since 2008. Said he has made $100,000 during this time. They arrested him on the grounds of tax evasion. He said the staffer is from Tennessee. Do not know if that means he went to UT, but that's what I assume.

    If this were true, I would have to think the ESPN trucks would have already been on campus.
     
  7. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    "excuse me sir, this is an active crime scene, you're not allowed past these ropes."

    "It's ok, he's a former player and a true auburn man."

    "Ok, I'll let him in and give him a full rundown on every detail of this case so it can be shared openly on football message boards. But first, I'll need your fingerprint."
     
  8. Clown Baby

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    It's too bad Bama wasn't buying that practice film from 2002-2007.
     
  9. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    How's the bunker's investigation into Cam and Hootie coming along? tia
     
  10. Clown Baby

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    Anybody write any good open letters to Jeremy Johnson lately? Lmbo
     
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  11. Phil Connors

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  12. Tiffin

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    About that time of year...
     
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  13. Clown Baby

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    How did I miss this beauty
     
  14. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    Right on cue - all of Malzahn's notable recruiting wins over Saban. Really hard to see how Alabama can keep up with Auburn after losing out on so many of the top players in CFB...

    https://t.co/lBm5hhxs1p?ssr=true
     
  15. Clown Baby

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    I've never heard of 2/3 of these guys but I am still distraught about Roc Thomas. We've never recovered from that miss.
     
  16. Clown Baby

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    Does anyone have the "Reuben Foster flipping his commitment is the biggest turning point in CFB history" post?
     
  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    How about you blow me??
     
  18. Clown Baby

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    Did anything ever come of this?
     
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  19. Clown Baby

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    Can you blow me where the pampers is?
     
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  20. Clown Baby

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  21. three stacks

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    gonna need some reactions to auburn putting a DJ in the student section
     
  22. SuperCam

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    James definitely posts with his grandson in his lap

    James Vann DJ, beer! At the game? Who is coming up with this. As an alum, I took my children to games, they both went to Auburn...it's a family place, you need to promote it as such.

    Ann Shaw I don't see the reason for the DJ either! It's a football game, not a sorority party and the AU band is right in the middle of the student section!

    Elaine Etheredge Beer should be banned from the games[​IMG]‼️[​IMG]‼️

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    No beer outside nor inside[​IMG]‼️[​IMG]‼️

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    Tyler Harrison Sanspree
    LOL

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    Hank Miller
    Elaine Etheredge what are you a fundamentalist Baptist or simply a scorned female?

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    Elaine Etheredge
    I don't know about " fundamentalist" but definitely Baptist and as far as " scorned" I'm a female that has had a bad experience with beer (alcohol) and what it can do to families so---I hate i
     
  23. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Well Elaine, I'll be over in the corner with my bourbon
     
  24. Clown Baby

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    Reinstitute Prohibition!!! WDE*

    *The D stands for "darn"
     
  25. Tiffin

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  26. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  27. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Chip Briles imo
     
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  28. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Come on down
     
  29. Jake Barnes

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    Imagining Chip trying his best to hide his disdain on in home visits is humorous.
     
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  30. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Quindarious Monday is a great name
     
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  31. Joe_Pesci

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    Their eagle's name is Tiger? lol
     
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  32. Tiffin

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    Tiger and Nova, iirc.
     
  33. Clown Baby

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    NoVa is undoubtedly named after the birthplace of the CSA and not the junk astrological phenomenon
     
  34. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Not the Bunker per se, but from the same eco-system

     
  35. Phil Connors

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    Nam does that to a person....no rules
     
  36. Tiffin

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    He makes a lot of sense.
     
  37. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    This is amazing.
     
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  38. ned's head

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    Ken M is a bama fan?
     
  39. Phil Connors

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    Wiley??

    Has anyone mentioned his first game was the Mercer game? He was not even cleared or on the team at the time this occurred? Also, he did not turn 18 until the first part of 2017. Does him being only 17 change anything with him?
     
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  40. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    He was only 17 so he can't be charged as an adult

    God you are one dumb barner
     
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  41. Tiffin

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  42. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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  43. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    No we will not
     
  45. Long Ball Larry

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    Jeremy Pruitt, Chip Kelly, Art Briles, Lane Kiffin, and Mike Bobo all have threads on the first page of the Bunker :loldog:
     
  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm glad people have kept their desire to name UAB's head coach out of the thread titles
     
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  47. Long Ball Larry

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    :pray: AU hires Bill Clark. More viable of a candidate than Chip Kelly IMO
     
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  48. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    i don't get the chip kelly love from established programs like auburn and UF. by all accounts the man hated recruiting.
     
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  49. ned's head

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    RIP in peace auburn co-eds
     
  50. heelfan

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    Lane at Auburn:ohgosh::ohgosh:
     
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