ITT: We tell secrets about famous athletes that only you would know

I don't consider Mike teel an athlete let alone famous

Seriously though that's funny. Wonder what he's doing playing beer pong at college parties.

 

That was years ago, he was in college at the time

 

One of the finest threads in TMB history, IMO IYAM.

 

started by a 15 year old at the time

 

We need a thread for secrets about famous non athletes

 

:braces:

 

Not even close, this thread has less credibility than a spaghetti thread from 4chan

 

^^^^^Clearly nervous about his impending relations with Pat Burrell.

 

It's been entertaining, that's for sure

 

Keith Bulluck used to ride around with his homies in nashville while they snorted coke in one of his rented limos.

 

Stringer Bell grabbed Xavier Lee's balls in the clubs

 

This was on Deadspin yesterday:

http://deadspin.com/heres-michael-jordan-gossip-that-we-desperately-want-to-1754143612

Here's Michael Jordan Gossip That We Desperately Want To Believe

This was my favorite:

Great Friday thread

 

MJ : MUGGSY :: drake : meek mill

 

at one shot ruining his career.

 

Got a buddy that used to valet park for one of the nicest restaurants in the city and he was told by all the old timers that Pippen's nickname throughout the city was, 'no tip pip.'

Of course, this seems to be a theme among NBA players so nothing really surprising.

 

Not one shot, but 4 can.

 

I'm just gonna leave this here

 

Dirty Bird Jamal Anderson made very insinuating comments to me while smoking weed and doing blow in a hotel room at my cousin's wedding.

Kept on saying something to the effect that he bets that I have a huge dong and knew how to use it. Neither are true of course.

Jamal has a thing for chubby middle 20's white boys. Pretty sure he's hit on my cuz too because he asked me if Jamal hit on me...

 

You can still see him in action in the Marina district of SF banging youngins

 

Was either engaged or seeing someone seriously last time we saw him. They were inviting all their fave bartenders to their place that night to celebrate what I remember to be an engagement party

 

Horseshoe?

 

Ftfy

 

My younger brother's childhood friend was in the Giants organization from 2008 to 2012. He was with up with the Giants for a short stretch in 2010 and my brother went to hang out with him when they came to the east coast. They were on the way out from the hotel one night and ran into Burrell in the lobby. He had a bottle of booze in one hand and was taking slugs off of it as he wandered around. His friend introduced my brother to Burrell and told him they were headed out for the night. Burrell said "where are you two no-pussy-getting motherfuckers going to waste your money tonight?" When they told him their destination he said "pfffffffft-- you might as well go back upstairs, rent a porno and jerk each other off" then jumped into an elevator. My brother waved and said "good to meet you Pat" and he replied "sure thing sweetheart." "Sure thing sweetheart" is still my brother's go-to, low-impact insult.

 

100% accurate description of how he's like in person

 

that along with every bar on chestnut...of course all the bartenders then told the regulars and word spread real quick

 

"He's like a sex Godzilla...a sex Godzilla that can't hit a breaking ball"

 

Thought this was hilarious

 

Need the media to ask Trump these questions

 

WHO'S GOT A SCANTRON FOR RYAN MALLETT

 

Re-read this thread and "your pussy must be jealous because Pat Burrell is fucking you in the ass" just, I can't even.

 

-Mayor Michael Nutter

 

Josh Freeman's drug habits were well known in Tampa, my buddy used to buy blow from the same guy he did.

 

Freemaw more like freebase

 

"Nearly 72% of Philadelphia's elementary school students have been fathered by Pat Burrell"

 

Thanks, I made an account here after reading this thread just to post that video

 

This thread is for secrets, not widely known facts.

 

good shit guys

 

Ndamukong Suh called my friend a "fucking faggot" at a bar, but I'm guessing at least 75% of users have had this same experience

 

I lived in the same apartments in downtown Lincoln where he owned one his rookie year and I was trying to bullshit with him while literally just him and I were waiting at the elevator and he didn't even look down to acknowledge that I was there trying to talk to him. Like what the fuck man!?

 

Ndamukong Suh still thinks TaylorFartinez's friend is a fucking faggot

 

Mark stoops got caught banging my neighbor by her boyfriend and he called it in to the compliance office at uk. Nothing happened other than them telling him to stay away from her

 

Lol that poor guy

 

Mark stoops is having sex! Please do something!

 

Lmao at calling the compliance office