ITT: We tell secrets about famous athletes that only you would know

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  1. augers72

    augers72 Well-Known Member
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    Stoops is a bold little fucker. He came to our apartment pool last summer and he was making out with said girl right in front of everyone. Somebody believe it or not recognized him and went up to him and said "hey coach" he got spooked and left about 5 minutes later
     
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  2. devine

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    Yeah ok I bet
     
  3. augers72

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    Hand to god.
     
  4. Boo MFer!

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    HELP! HELP! HELP!

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  5. devine

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    Sure bud. We all believe you
     
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  6. augers72

    augers72 Well-Known Member
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    I have no reason to lie. I saw it with my own eyes
     
  7. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Yep I bet you did man
     
  8. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Hey...shut up
     
  9. devine

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    Sorry.

    Please give us more mark stoops stories were dying to know
     
  10. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Real life version of "help computer"
     
  11. keacali

    keacali Oklahoma Sooners, SF Giants
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    I heard a crazy secret about Brett favre I can't say it yet because it's secret. All I know is that 90% of the population of Mississippi knows about it and it's gonna shock the NFL as we know it.
     
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  12. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    Peyton and Eli Manning have a brother Cooper that, if not for injury, would've been better than both of them.
     
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  13. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    Michael Jordan's dad was killed due to his outstanding gambling debts.
     
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  14. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    Derek Jeter had sex with lots of famous, attractive women.
     
  15. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    Dell Curry has two sons that will one day be remembered as better basketball players than him.
     
  16. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    Walter Payton is dead.
     
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  17. Boo MFer!

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  18. Boo MFer!

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    ...among other things he's blowing.
     
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  19. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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  20. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    augusta national allowed its first non-white male to join in 1990

    wait actually i think that's common knowledge. *keep watching golf on television.

    *we need an icon for the hot take
     
  21. Joe_Pesci

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    joe girardi holds the major league baseball record for most consecutive games with a hit at 56
     
  22. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    One time Adam Carriker when he was a rFrosh was just sitting on the bench outside the locker room all alone waiting for his family to come get hime like 2 hours after the game. Well, not completely all alone, grounds crew guy was there rounding up trash. Still get kinda bummed out when I conjure up that image.
     
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  23. Clown Baby

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    Wut
     
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  24. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Actually it's 98% of us, but we'll never let it leak
     
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  25. Redav

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    You're thinking of Joe Garagiola
     
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  26. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Wait, are you guys talking about Joe Davola?
     
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  27. Clown Baby

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    Before hitting in his 56th consecutive game, Davola yelled out "sic semper tyrannis!" It's the same thing Booth shouted before he shot Lincoln.
     
  28. dump

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    he's gay
     
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  29. TaylorFartinez

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    can confirm
     
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  30. Cheshire Bridge

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    Karl Malone allegedly (settled out of court with one lump sum payment) had a son with a 13 yo when he was 20...

    According to Bell, he has spoken to Malone on one occasion, when Bell was 18 years old. Bell reported that Malone told him that he would have to make his way on his own, as it was too late for the two men to have a father-son relationship.[3]
     
  31. Boo MFer!

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    Isn’t this old news?
     
  32. Cheshire Bridge

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    I searched for malone itt and didn't see anything.
     
  33. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Yeah he played in the nfl lol
     
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  34. Boo MFer!

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    You clearly got this from Wiki though, right? Lol
     
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  35. Cheshire Bridge

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    Nope. Either way, just wanted to get this thread going again with original content.

    Mine wasn't original content btw
     
  36. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    I saw Tony Romo this weekend in a hotel bar in Chicago. He looked pretty drunk, and was trying to order a drink after last call but got shut down.

    /cool story bro
     
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  37. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Wanna know how I know you're lying? Nobody's turning down those dimples
     
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  38. Cheshire Bridge

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    Do you know who I am?
     
  39. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Are you Tony Romo?
     
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  40. Boo MFer!

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    Stars, they’re just like us!
     
  41. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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  42. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    I stand by what I said 100%. I would not be surprised if he’s just a plain sexual deviant. He was grabbing dudes dicks in the locker room.
     
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  43. Boo MFer!

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    Let he among us who has not grabbed dudes’ dicks in the locker room cast the first stone.
     
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  44. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    that doesn't make you bi. what else you got?
     
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  45. Fudd

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    Meh I haven’t had any gossip on him in well over a decade. Just a lot of accounts of really suspect behavior on his part with other guys back in high school. I never heard of him fucking a guy or any sort of smoking gun like that. I couldn’t support him more if he’s indeed gay, but he was just a pretty bad person back then. It’s been a long time though, hopefully he’s changed.
     
  46. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    if it’s out there, I could see it coming out soon.
     
  47. Shawn Hunter

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    It's not bi or gay until you start jacking them off because their wife isn't putting out
     
  48. TDCD

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    Where were these locker rooms when I was in high school!
     
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  49. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    Central New Jersey and probably the entire state of Alabama.
     
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  50. Boo MFer!

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    Um, ok.