ITT: We tell secrets about famous athletes that only you would know

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  1. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo What's a Narduzzi?
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    :beerchug:

    that's cool

    haven't seen her since christmas
     
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  2. sparqed

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    Fact, he has a growing reputation as the "eric berry of Eugene"
     
  3. sparqed

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    Lamb.
     
  4. kualltheway

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    My sophomore year roommate was the one supplying Aqib Talib with the weed when he got suspended. He said he bought his last bag till he was in the league. Saw him back about a week or two later.

    Brandon Rush got a 4.0 his last semester at KU. While he did go to all the classes I had wit him, he was probably awake for a total of 12 minutes the entire semester.
     
  5. BuffaNole413

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    MJ Fucked the hottest girl in my high school when she was down in NC.... this was a year or so after HS so she was legal...
     
  6. bball2223

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    -Ryan Mallett had 0 friends at Michigan and was a big reason as to why he transferred. He got into it several times with Mike Hart and would repeatedly tell anyone who would listen he was better than Chad Henne.

    -Tate Forcier :prawl: a lot, but so does most of the team.


    I'm going to Central in the fall, and have a good friend who deals :leaf: thats going to Michigan. I'm sure I'll have quite a bit more :prawl: or whatever in a few months.
     
  7. afb

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    Classic thread.

    Wyatt Sexton was on acid when he went all jesus on the TPD.
     
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  8. SluggerJ10

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    false. your an idiot. ness was not better than porcello.
     
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  9. Larry Sura

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    anyone else know phil lutz like i do?
     
  10. southside

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    bump this gem
     
  11. atlgator

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    notre dame hooked up justin tuck to get him to sign with them. He had new clothes, money and a new car, also his high school cocach had a new truck around that time too. Tuck also played a highschhol game with stiches in his head and a broken arm after he had been in a car wreck earlier that day.
     
  12. ChileanNole

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    Tootsies??? WTF ? Should went to King of Diamonds.
     
  13. Slim

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    I could have told you that from the beginning. The fucker was at Bonnarroo. Unbelievable people actually bought the Lyme's Diseases bullshit.
     
  14. Moxin24

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    Couple of things, nothing Earth shattering.

    1) My buddy fucked Brian Hoyer's girlfriend his sophomore year and told everybody about it. Hoyer knew and didn't do anything about it.

    2) NBA'er Jason Richardson was in my conference in high school and fucked his girlfriend in our weight room.

    3) I played D3 college football and at least 40% of our team was on steroids. It never made much sense to me, it wasn't like anyone from our team was going pro. The number of roid rage fights at the frat parties was ridiculous.
     
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  15. southside

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    HGH has been having a growing popularity too
     
  16. southside

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    Kevin Grady has been pulled over for drinking and driving 3+ times and let go. Only last fall did he finally get arrested and charged for it.
     
  17. RMIrish

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    Raymar Morgan sucks at foosball, but he, Draymond Green, and Delvon Roe :prawl: in the dorm

    Not surprising for the first two as Raymar always looks high and Draymond is from Saginaw, but I was surprised about Roe.
     
  18. EASTWOOD

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    I thought it was pretty obvious that this was true, personally.
     
  19. Duval

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    JJ Reddick-dated one of my cousins friend in college, some girl named beccah (can't really remember her name). Anyways, JJ hands out with my cousin and Beccah for a while during the summer. One night he gets ridiculously wasted while playing beer pong (which he reportedly sucked at) and takes off his clothes during the party. Beccah dumps him on the spot. That spring when Duke's playing VT, my cousin starts a cheer, Beccah dumped you, clap, clap, clap clap clap. JJ fucked the game up badly.

    Papelbon-extremely nice guy in real life and not cocky at all, threw up all over the place at Bourbon street after drinking too many hand grenades.
     
  20. slogan119

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    A couple members of the FSU baseball team lost about $25K combined during the 1996i-2001 football seasons to me when I was a bookie.
     
  21. D. Silver

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    One of my good friends went to school at WVU, he ran a small casino out of his apt. (craps, roulette, 5 card), he would deal and rake the pot and made some surious cash. One of his biggest clients was Pac-Man "Make it Rain" Jones. He said Pac-Man would show up smoking a cigar sized blunt, one in each ear, and a bottle of Henny, he would smoke all 3 to the face, drank the entire bottle, play cards, drop some crazy cash then get in his car and head down town to pick a few "honey dips" as he called them.
     
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  22. OHW

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    I'm going to call BS there. I've taken plenty of classes w/ football players and a lot of the time they're as active participants in classes as anybody... surprisingly enough Chris Brooks is a pretty intelligent guy.
     
  23. southside

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    Haha my buddy goes to WVU too and says Noel Devine is similar to that. He'll also go up to random girls in club and be like "ayo bitch whats your name im addin you on facebook" then he'll just message them dirty raunchy shit.
     
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  24. D. Silver

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    Haha why am I not surprised by that at all?
     
  25. Waldo746

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    You talking about Phil Lutz from Lassiter and frosh TE at Auburn?
     
  26. Marty Kaan

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    I got high with DJ hall(his senior year) the night after the UT game in ttown.
     
  27. Trofie

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    Not bs at all. While attending Unl I had a bunch friends on the baseball and football team. I purposely attended the same classes. They are given out "study sheets" that have the answers to assignments and most tests. In "most" classes.
     
  28. JGator1

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    Brandon James :prawl: before every game
     
  29. OHW

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    That's cause he's related to a Nebraska player - got that midwest work ethic in him.

    Who gave them the study sheets?
     
  30. Trofie

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    I'm not going to post that on here man. Suicide.
     
  31. OHW

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    PM.
     
  32. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke Terminally Chill
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    so when are we going to hear what south carolina does?
     
  33. Eric The Viking

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    -I've heard some bad rumors about Kordell Stewart, Jamal Anderson, and Carl Lewis being bi.

    -Tons of weed stories, but those aren't very interesting.

    -Terrell Owens has several homes in the Atl area, so that he will have a short drive home from wherever he is at, whenever he picks up girls around town. Lazy bastard.
     
  34. RU_Goo

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    -Rutgers girls BBall team are all lesbos.

    -Rutgers mens BBall team plays stoned. All of them....and it shows.

    Schiano's program...many stories came out when Schiano first got here that the Florida kids used to get into fights with the Jersey kids all the time. I believe there was a brawl between them at one of the dining halls in gregs 3rd year. Since then the team has gotten along fine....mostly because they are winning games.
     
  35. Mix

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    This is the thread you could never have on Rivals, Scout, ESPN, etc and it feels good.
     
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  36. NYGator

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    Not sure why you attribute his public image to Meyer. Sounds like sour grapes. Tebow has always been his own person and was very involved in missionary work and charities well before Meyer came into his life.
     
  37. NYGator

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    That's bullshit! He had Lyme's Disease.
     
  38. bignate50

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    Steven Stamkos is a huge cocky prick. Not like he sounds in interviews at all
     
  39. Tman12

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    :chan:
     
  40. Seavie

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    Not to derail the thread, but it isn't like drinking is encouraged in the Bible. In fact, drunkenness is condemned. But you are right, just drinking is never mentioned.
     
  41. JohnLocke

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    Lance Thompson and Mark Gottfried love college girls on their spare time..any UT students? just wait Lance will be pimping the campus soon
     
  42. NYGator

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    One of my fraternity brothers was a TA in a class that Louis Oliver took in the late 80's. Louis had an A average in college, and the paper that I got to see my friend grade looked as though it had been written by a child.

    Emmit Smith was a cocky douchebag in college, but I guess that is par for the course. Me and my friends snuck into the locker room when we were Freshman and stole a bunch of jerseys, including Emmit's. My friend kept that one.

    Dwayne Schnitzius (7'4") dated and married a 5' tall Asian chick from college. He was one of the biggest assholes ever. He used to have to duck at parties, because his head would hit the ceiling fans.

    Vernon Maxwell dropped his pants during practice for Don Devoe (after Norm Sloan was fired), and pissed on the basketball court and told Devoe to fuck off. That is the reason he was kicked off of the UF team.

    A fraternity brother (Brad Beckerman) of mine, who was also a walk-on football player for UF, and whose father owned Starter, went on to marry and divorce Paula Abdul.
     
  43. beerleagueman

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    why would Meyer ever want to leave Florida when he can get away w/ so much more and have the best athletes? I'm sure Notre Damn might have some of this going on but w/ the whole catholic school thing I doubt it's at the level of the USCs, Floridas, etc
     
  44. Tman12

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    I’ll add to the stories nothing big but kind of funny. I had a couple of friends from highschool who went to Fresno State and would stop by and party there. I partied with Bernard Berrian and bunch of Fresno State football players. Most of them were pretty cool. I remember one year Berrian had a messed up leg/knee injury, well we where at a party and all these girls where giving him attention asking him when he was going to come back from the injury etc etc. Well all of sudden this Kurupt song comes on (this is when C walking was cool even if you weren’t a crip) and he limps over to the stereo, turns up the volume and starts c walking. Later found out after he got to the nfl that it wasn’t too bad of an injury but he had missed enough games to hurt his draft stock so he ended up taking a redshirt.
     
  45. zeberdee

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    I'm guessing 95% of the people in this thread have no idea who Steven Stamkos is.
     
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  46. Seavie

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    I'm guessing 95% of the stuff in this thread is false.
     
  47. NYGator

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    Dumb thread to bring this shit up in, but in response, UF actually tests and punishes their athletes for drug offenses. When Zook was at UF that was not the case, but Meyer does test and there have been a number of low key suspensions related to positive tests.
     
  48. Nino Brown

    Nino Brown Captain Save-A-Hoe's killer

    Not surprised about those three being bi. TO = :thumb:
     
  49. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    I am 100% positive that LaGarrette Blount jacked this dumbass I know for $80. I would use the word "friend," but he is just too much of a dipshit