ITT: We tell secrets about famous athletes that only you would know

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  1. AndyDG

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    Well idk if he views it as a joke you know? I think his on air persona is something he probably thinks is to thank for his success. But I'm not trying to start an argument I just thought it was an odd comment coming from him haha
     
  2. Rejuvenal

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    yes sir
     
  3. phoenixtidegrad

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    I worked at Bento my soph year and the three Britts and Danny Martz would always come in to eat the Thursday before a game. Well I was working and carrying this huge plate of salad, and tripped and dropped the whole thing in Taylor Britts lap. He starts yelling at me about how I'm an idiot and don't I know who he is, and Danny Martz (another friend since we're both from Maryland) goes, "Taylor shut the fuck up. You don't even play and you never will." I've never laughed so hard in my life.
     
  4. southside

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    He also did a lot of fucking blow while he was here in town. He was in the bathroom and a bunch of people came in to do it with him. He took all their cameras and cell phones so they couldn't take pics. Should've done the same at the XY house.


    I heard about the beer pong shit, he did that everywhere he went.
     
  5. Arkadin

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    Yeah, I saw him do the blow in Cola. They were always taking phones. I know the kid who had the picture. He didn't even sell it, the fucker lost his phone in a cab in charleston then the picture turned up a few days later.
     
  6. Yanks711

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    At least he learned his lesson. And I now want to party with Phelps if he's throwin around 10G like that.
     
  7. southside

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    A buddy of mine's dealer was one of the kids who got fucked with the ebay bong
     
  8. Arkadin

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    I don't know how the kid got the picture off. He ALWAYS took phones and cameras. You would get kicked out or a fight would start if you even had your phone pointed in his direction at the bar. I've seen a couple of huge brawls because of it.
     
  9. southside

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    Yeah I saw some in 5 points when he was around
     
  10. Arkadin

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    To add to a phelps fight story. A huge brawl broke out when two kids were thought to be trying to take pictures of him at Village in 5 points. The bouncers, bartenders, phelps' friends, everyone is fighting. It spills down the stairs and into the street where it continues for a little while. It's like 230-3 in the morning or so when this happens.

    After the fight dies down the owner closes the bar, kicks everyone out who he doesnt know or isn't friends with a bartender. So there are like 30 of us in there, doors are locked, everything is now free. Phelps is behind the bar just handing people bottles of patron, makers mark, beers, whatever they want. Everyone left there around 530 in the morning. Pretty sweet night.
     
  11. southside

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    Just remembered a story about Andrew Bynum.

    Bynum is from the town where I went to HS outside of Princeton, and a kid I played football with's brother is his best childhood friend. He bought their whole family new BMWs when he signed with the Lakers. Anyways, when the kid went out to see Bynum in LA he was partying with Odom, Kobe, and all the dudes from the team. Apparently Odom loves getting his bunghole eaten out, and Kobe cheats on his wife regularly (SURPRISE)
     
  12. Handcuffed

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    I've smoked and drank with J-Stew before.

    Nobody in Eugene smokes more than Jeremiah Johnson, though.




    Ed Dickson, Chris Harper, Jeff Maehl, and a few other no-names all have railed this dumb bitch i know. not a big deal, but dickson and maehl both got chlamydia from her.
     
  13. Yanks711

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    I really want to believe this story because that would be fuckin kickass, therefore I will. I would be shit canned.
     
  14. Rabid

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    A buddy of mine was back in town so he hooked up with his former fuck buddy from college. After he got done he was sitting in the living room watching tv when Joe Nathan walked out after he got done tagging her roommate. Apparently the roommate is at least a 9.
     
  15. BornBurgh

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    Daryll Clark is gay, fucked some dude i knows roommate
     
  16. stroudma

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  17. i am a bammer

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  18. three stacks

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  19. FutureGator15

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    :oshit:
     
  20. Tman12

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    :popcorn:
     
  21. stroudma

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    Tebow, Snead and Clark? :oshit: :oshit: :oshit: :oshit: :oshit: :oshit: :oshit: :oshit: :oshit:






    i kid, i kid.
     
  22. JumboTron

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    A former UK Bball player told me that the reason Derrick Jasper transferred from UK is because Gillispie slept with Jasper's girlfriend. I guess Gillispie was a total prick.
     
  23. Nino Brown

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    Not big time, but a couple players were fucking former UNL coach Danny Nee's wife.

    Also Troy Murphy hilarious :thumb:.
    Probably the best thread I have read in a long ass time. I can't wait till the non-sport celebrity one.
     
  24. stroudma

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    Izzo is respected by all of his players but not liked by all of them (possibly most of them). I'm guessing most you could have guessed that much though
     
  25. dump

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    oh shit.
     
  26. zeberdee

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    Oh hey, look, a Pitt troll.

    That you ShadyPanther?
     
  27. zeberdee

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    Honestly, Clark could be gay for all I know. I never met him and know nothing of him.

    I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit on the guy with 10 posts though.
     
  28. FutureGator15

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    I'm hoping for a bullshit.
     
  29. zeberdee

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    This was post #6 in a PSU thread where he "heard" 2 guys were booted from the team (that was bullshit too).

    Then he "heard" it, now it was his roommate's friend.
     
  30. EASTWOOD

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    This thread is glorious.
     
  31. dump

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    HOF Thread???
     
  32. EASTWOOD

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    Thanks for that Lamar Odom info, by the way.
     
  33. Owsley

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    Jimmy Johns would pull up to fraternity houses and pretty much run a drive thru coke business. He was addicted to xanax, would eat ecstasy before going to class, and was incredibly stupid (big surprise.) Sometimes he'd get fire blow, but usually it was just ok.

    DJ Hall once had some weed from Amsterdam and he was selling it for $100/eighth. I didn't buy any, but it was without question the most ridiculous weed I've ever seen.
     
  34. Corky Bucek

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    WTF is fire blow?
     
  35. Yanks711

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    I'm leaning towards yes, pretty epic.
     
  36. stroudma

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    i dont know but i'm hoping it's brown-brown. that would be epic.
     
  37. Mix

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    Top notch thread.
     
  38. Cornelius Suttree

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    stuff that is as pure as the driven snow....
     
  39. Corky Bucek

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    My buddy that went to USC circa 2001 said that Carson Palmer was a huge pot head and bought weed from one of his fraternity brothers on a regular basis.
     
  40. Corky Bucek

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    Makes sense, but never heard it called that before I read this thread.
     
  41. RU_Goo

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    Nothing that big, but good for the thread.

    -I went to a high school that played against Charlie Villanueva and Louel Deng. The student section was calling Charlie "Space Jam" because he has no eyebrows or hair. After a 1st half dunk, he came over to the crowd , cut his throat and flipped the crowd the bird. The refs ejected him for the game.

    -Pops Mensu Bonsu, who played bball for GW, is one of the nicest and fun people you will ever meet.

    -Quincy Douby, former RU bball standout, banged one of his teammates gfs. He would also go watch the dance team practice every night after practice, by himself. He also wanted to transfer to Louisville after his first year because not enough girls were suckin his dick.

    -Former coach, Kevin Bannon, used to make players run around the court naked in practice if they missed free throws. One of the reason Dahntay Jones transferred.

    -Lamar Odom and Cuttino Mobley would visit URI many times after they left school and smoke tons of weed.
     
  42. Arkadin

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    Here's a good one for baseball fans.

    When Steven Pearce was drafted he fell further than he expected (8th instead of 1-2) and after the 1st and 2nd he just proceeded to get completely shit wrecked. He was at the pool with some of my buddys at one of the college communities around Columbia when he got the call.

    The rep for the Pirates said "Congratulations Steven, you're the Pirates 8th round pick". Hammered as shit Steven responds "No sir, congratulations to you. It takes the average player 5 years to make the majors, Steven Pearce will make it in 2." Then he hung up.

    I'll be damned if he didn't make it in 2.
     
  43. Arkadin

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    100% true. We were ridiculous as shit when we left there. My two roommates and I walked back to one of our boys houses behind 5 points. We woke up sleeping on the floor of his living room with 3 stop signs, poles and all. Apparently the door had been locked and no one would answer, so we just broke the front window of the house, crawled in, and passed out. I don't remember anything after like 3:45 though. I just know I woke up snuggling a stop sign.
     
  44. Corky Bucek

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    I love those nights.
     
  45. Owsley

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    Same thing as fire bud - just really, really, good. His stuff was usually cut up shit though.
     
  46. charlestonirish25

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    None of this is really that interesting, but whatever:

    -While their fans often argued as to who the better QB was, Charlie Whitehurst and Blake Mitchell also had a heated competition for biggest douchebag I've ever met.

    -It was fairly well-known that Stephen Davis was atop a pretty large crack selling operation in Spartanburg, SC, even still being involved during his time at Auburn.

    -My friend and I nearly ran over Lou Holtz in his golf cart one time...he was in the wrong, and was pretty much a giant cock about the whole situation.

    -Panthers WR Steve Smith is pretty much a giant dickhead in his own right.

    -Someone in the New York Knicks organization designed a special pair of shorts for Patrick Ewing. They had some kind of built-in holster for his cock, which is apparently massive (according to a friend of mine who went to the same physical therapist).
     
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  47. dukebuckeye

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    I :prawl: with Terrelle Pryor, Willie Mobley, Keith Wells and a couple of other guys I did not recognize as football players that were with them.
     
  48. Eric The Viking

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    -Cuttino Mobley has been rumored to be gay for a long time.
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  49. BornBurgh

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    the hate is everywhere- no im not shady panther (i was but but 1 on rivals about a year back, a pic of my ex floated around through email for a while), really not a big pitt fan just pull for WPIAL players. My best friend is on the team (penn state), i dont know where i can hear this stuff that would make it any more credibile. he said aj wallace's locker was completely empty when i asked him about him getting booted off the squad. I dont post much, just read, i dont feel the need to comment when somebody else has already said what i want to say and thats why my post count is so low. plus i work full time and take night classes so i only really pop on here because forums are a good place for one to find info on current events.
     
  50. Driver

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    Interesting