Joe Buck Getting a Divorce After Wife Finds Out Hes Fucking Fernando Tatis

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  1. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman New Member Staff Member

    TerezOwens - Fox Baseball’s Joe Buck has a lot of haters out there..He’s a smarmy arrogant guy who turns a lot of guys off..but apparently guys turn him on..My source tells me..”Some one called in WFAN NY Boomer and Carton Show (they are on vacation so it was Joe beningo and Evan Roberts) and said how Joe Buck is going through a divorce. The caller said how it is “common knowledge” in St. Louis that Joe Buck is gay, but the rumor is that Joe Buck and Fernando Tatis had sex and Joe’s wife found out or something. I have no idea if any of this is true, I live in NY and don’t know what goes on in St.Louis” I don’t doubt Joe Buck is a switch hitter..-TO
  2. Arkadin

    Arkadin Tony The Peanut Man

    The fuck
  3. w2b

    w2b narcoleptic hunk

    i heard Buck lets him hit 2 Grand Slams in 1 inning.
  4. ruteelrice

    ruteelrice I been rolling in that purple

    so now i guess tatis wasn't trying to keep ike from falling over the railing here....
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    he really likes touching balls
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  5. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Fan of: putting in a right good shift, relegation

  6. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman New Member Staff Member

    So maybe Bucks favorite website REALLY IS isuckcock.com
  7. Houndster

    Houndster Ball don't lie

    sounds about right
  8. ruteelrice

    ruteelrice I been rolling in that purple

  9. RapesWithaSmile

    RapesWithaSmile wanna play a game of rape? no? that's the spirit!

    :laugh: joe should be smiling
  10. Mix

    Mix Internet Hundredaire

    sounds about right
  11. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio CEO @ Entertainment 720 #flushedwithcash

  12. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 New Member

    So they are reporting this bc someone called into a radio station saying it? :facepalm:
  13. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman New Member Staff Member

    THE CAPE HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT OF THE CLOSET!
  14. Arkadin

    Arkadin Tony The Peanut Man

    Knights don't wear capes in battle do they?
  15. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 New Member

    Sometimes.
  16. cdaysker

    cdaysker Quarry

    :golfclap:
  17. zeberdee

    zeberdee the city is my church

    That explains Tatis' wide stance at the plate.
  18. MJH

    MJH New Member

    Yeah, some of the people who call in to sports talk radio are the dumbest sports fans on the planet. Certainly possible because I think Buck is a an :aero:, but I'd rake it more seriously if it wasn't from a sports talk radio caller.
  19. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh Staff Member

    Their sex tape will be amazing.
  20. ruteelrice

    ruteelrice I been rolling in that purple

    Hopefully it doesn't start, "Hi i'm Joe Buck, Tim McCarver is coming right up"
  21. TDCD

    TDCD FSU Men's Football, UConn Women's Basketball

  22. phunkybuck

    phunkybuck Your pennies have been in my ass

    My roommate is from STL and told me he heard rumors about Buck with Todd Zeile and Jim Edmonds but not Tatis. He was not surprised when I read him this story.
  23. zeberdee

    zeberdee the city is my church

    Joe Buck would do anything to get himself into Brett Favre's Wranglers.
  24. triceratops

    triceratops Tribe Of Dan Staff Member

    I don't trust Sports Radio Caller guy
  25. brahmanknight

    brahmanknight MC OG, UCF Knights, bacon, vodka, white wemminz

    Lost it.
  26. NYGator

    NYGator Hebrew's Master

    :golfclap:
    (surprised at how few people picked up on the reference)

    RIP Artie
  27. noleit

    noleit New Member

    :golfclap:
  28. ochosissoko

    ochosissoko hold on i'm watching this Staff Member

    somewhere aero is all

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  29. Redav

    Redav Arm Talent Staff Member

    As will the commentary


    :drumroll:
  30. TDCD

    TDCD FSU Men's Football, UConn Women's Basketball

    i was hoping for a bunch of baseball sex puns in this thread by now
  31. bendbehindthenut

    bendbehindthenut New Member

    Buck is a queer? NO FUCKING WAI!!!!!!! :gays:

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