Kate Upton thread, your SI Swimsuit cover girl

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by ncrebel, Nov 4, 2011.

  1. WW

    WW kansas state: alive and well

    sweet jesus.
  2. Dr. Ross

    Dr. Ross New Member

    Obviously she's smoking hot right now, but anyone with half a brain knows she's going to balloon up like a fucking snorlax in no time. Cottage cheese thighs are in her future also saggy tits and a muffin top to boot. give it time fellas give it time.
    47 straight and Legend like this.
  3. BTH

    BTH New Member

    HOTTER. THAN. ANGIE.
  4. OAK

    OAK A cold hearted bastard

    flipbook girl isnt anywhere near kate upton.
    i am not a fan obviously of fake tits.
  5. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate. DogCrue

    Love Kate but she is still behind Brookyln.
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  6. 1

    1 Hound is my bitch

    Brooklyn's tits > Kate's tits
  7. inurfason

    inurfason Don't condescend me, man. I fuckin' kill ya, man

  8. $abear

    $abear Too much Bama in me

    Brown bag her IYAM.
  9. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood.

    Diehard Michigan fan :smug:
  10. WW

    WW kansas state: alive and well

    don't care for Brooklyn's pointing chin. Kate's best features are her boobs, face(mole!), personality.
  11. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.

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  12. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood.

  13. Corch

    Corch You know it's a big risk but it's all in chance.

    Kate Upton is an American beauty.

    :usasmug:
  14. Jaime Casino

    Jaime Casino So white

    Would like it to be pointing in my taint.
  15. Corch

    Corch You know it's a big risk but it's all in chance.

    Kate Upton is an American beauty dumb, fat, ugly skank.

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  16. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood.

  17. Corch

    Corch You know it's a big risk but it's all in chance.

    She must have gotten AIDS from Kanye.
  18. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood.

    Seems unlikely.
  19. MMA1

    MMA1 Suck it, clempson

    Tmb chillren gonna be so disappoint when they are married with kids
  20. WW

    WW kansas state: alive and well

  21. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree Et in Arcadia ego

    guess Michigan doesn't have a good music school?
  22. Fudd

    Fudd All men must die.

    All Kate's haters talk about her body sans tits, but they fail to mention that her face is gorgeous. She is a fucking dime. Loved her from the first time I saw her picture.

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  23. killrbee7

    killrbee7 EMAGin' and Swaggin'

    I want to go on the record and say that I would have sex with every female mentioned in this thread, thus far.
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  24. Damion

    Damion Fan of: Vols, Titans, and Big Titties

    she could fuck godzilla for all I care and I would still fuck her and probably bust as soon as my dick made contact with her pussy walls

    also I think she looks a whole lot better without a ton of make up....she is just naturally beautiful
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  25. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood.

    wat
  26. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree Et in Arcadia ego

    Attends Indiana
  27. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood.

    She lives in New York. Even if so, who does that have to do with music?
  28. steamengine

    steamengine Who killed bae?

    Plus they feel like bags of sand, which is cool because it reminds me of the beach.
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  29. Biff Britches

    Biff Britches The words. You are good with the words man.

    Brooklyn Decker minus her tits is a real world 5 at best. Borderline ugly.
  30. killrbee7

    killrbee7 EMAGin' and Swaggin'

    You see, the thing about the real world is...you can't do that.
  31. 1

    1 Hound is my bitch

    Kate Upton minus her face in a real world is a 1 at best.

    Am I doing this right?
  32. Biff Britches

    Biff Britches The words. You are good with the words man.

    No
  33. 1

    1 Hound is my bitch

    Oh
  34. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum

    deserves every dollar she makes
  35. beerleagueman

    beerleagueman New Member

  36. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight aka the Negro Sebastian Shaw

    Ill never understand the obsession on this board of "what a chick will look like 20 years from now" no one's talking about marrying this whore.
    ncrebel likes this.
  37. Irush

    Irush New Member

    Victor Cruz hit
  38. Rowdy Burns

    Rowdy Burns War Eagle Baby!

  39. Fudd

    Fudd All men must die.

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  40. Fudd

    Fudd All men must die.

  41. Looks p good, but theres about 20 hotter girls in that magazine
  42. dumptime

    dumptime #FireKevinSumlin

    Those tits are gonna sag to the fucking floor in about 3 years
  43. Fudd

    Fudd All men must die.

    Shut the fuck up, dump.
    TheChatch, cumarcus and BMR like this.
  44. dumptime

    dumptime #FireKevinSumlin

    Idk I just think that pic is the worst one I have seen of her
  45. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood.

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  46. steamengine

    steamengine Who killed bae?


    I've seen here in the real world where she was completely covered up, and can assure you 3/4ths of this is inaccurate.

    :gundyrant:
    :lookatme:
  47. Rowdy Burns

    Rowdy Burns War Eagle Baby!

    maybe yours are too :idk:
    BlazingRebel and Damion like this.
  48. dumptime

    dumptime #FireKevinSumlin

    My tits are fanfuckingtastic thank you very much
  49. Moxin24

    Moxin24 I'm here to get an award

    People who use the "she's going to be ugly in xxx years" are the gayest fucking gays that have ever gayed.

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