Kate Upton thread, your SI Swimsuit cover girl

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by ncrebel, Nov 4, 2011.

  1. WW

    WW kansas state: alive and well
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    sweet jesus.
     
  2. Dr. Ross

    Dr. Ross Active Member

    Obviously she's smoking hot right now, but anyone with half a brain knows she's going to balloon up like a fucking snorlax in no time. Cottage cheese thighs are in her future also saggy tits and a muffin top to boot. give it time fellas give it time.
     
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  3. BTH

    BTH Safe-spaces, trigger warnings, Smashing patriarchy
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    HOTTER. THAN. ANGIE.
     
  4. OAK

    OAK a's, cal, lakers

    flipbook girl isnt anywhere near kate upton.
    i am not a fan obviously of fake tits.
     
  5. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    Love Kate but she is still behind Brookyln.
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  6. 1

    1 Hound is my bitch
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    Brooklyn's tits > Kate's tits
     
  7. $abear

    $abear Well-Known Member
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    Brown bag her IYAM.
     
  8. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan I'm not the one who got buttfucked on national TV
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    Diehard Michigan fan :smug:
     
  9. WW

    WW kansas state: alive and well
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    don't care for Brooklyn's pointing chin. Kate's best features are her boobs, face(mole!), personality.
     
  10. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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  11. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan I'm not the one who got buttfucked on national TV
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  12. Corch

    Corch Holy Buckeye
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    Kate Upton is an American beauty.

    :usasmug:
     
  13. Big Meech

    Big Meech I like turtles
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    Would like it to be pointing in my taint.
     
  14. Corch

    Corch Holy Buckeye
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    Kate Upton is an American beauty dumb, fat, ugly skank.

    :awesomeface:
     
  15. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan I'm not the one who got buttfucked on national TV
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  16. Corch

    Corch Holy Buckeye
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    She must have gotten AIDS from Kanye.
     
  17. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan I'm not the one who got buttfucked on national TV
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    Seems unlikely.
     
  18. mma1

    mma1 So embarrassed I changed my username
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    Tmb chillren gonna be so disappoint when they are married with kids
     
  19. WW

    WW kansas state: alive and well
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  20. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    guess Michigan doesn't have a good music school?
     
  21. Fudd

    Fudd Bitch, you wasn't with me shootin' in the gym.
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    All Kate's haters talk about her body sans tits, but they fail to mention that her face is gorgeous. She is a fucking dime. Loved her from the first time I saw her picture.

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  22. killrbee7

    killrbee7 EMAGin' and Swaggin'
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    I want to go on the record and say that I would have sex with every female mentioned in this thread, thus far.
     
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  23. Damion

    Damion Fan of: giving up 10+ point leads
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    she could fuck godzilla for all I care and I would still fuck her and probably bust as soon as my dick made contact with her pussy walls

    also I think she looks a whole lot better without a ton of make up....she is just naturally beautiful
     
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  24. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan I'm not the one who got buttfucked on national TV
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    wat
     
  25. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    Attends Indiana
     
  26. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan I'm not the one who got buttfucked on national TV
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    She lives in New York. Even if so, who does that have to do with music?
     
  27. steamengine

    steamengine Fiscally liberal, socially conservative
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    Plus they feel like bags of sand, which is cool because it reminds me of the beach.
     
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  28. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words, you're good with the words man
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    Brooklyn Decker minus her tits is a real world 5 at best. Borderline ugly.
     
  29. killrbee7

    killrbee7 EMAGin' and Swaggin'
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    You see, the thing about the real world is...you can't do that.
     
  30. 1

    1 Hound is my bitch
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    Kate Upton minus her face in a real world is a 1 at best.

    Am I doing this right?
     
  31. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words, you're good with the words man
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    No
     
  32. 1

    1 Hound is my bitch
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    Oh
     
  33. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    deserves every dollar she makes
     
  34. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight Fuck Donald Trump
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    Ill never understand the obsession on this board of "what a chick will look like 20 years from now" no one's talking about marrying this whore.
     
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  35. Irush

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    Victor Cruz hit
     
  36. I CANE on her face

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  37. Rowdy Burns

    Rowdy Burns War Eagle Baby!

  38. Fudd

    Fudd Bitch, you wasn't with me shootin' in the gym.
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  39. Fudd

    Fudd Bitch, you wasn't with me shootin' in the gym.
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  40. I CANE on her face

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    Looks p good, but theres about 20 hotter girls in that magazine
     
  41. FUCK KEVIN SUMLIN

    FUCK KEVIN SUMLIN Fuck Sports
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    Those tits are gonna sag to the fucking floor in about 3 years
     
  42. Fudd

    Fudd Bitch, you wasn't with me shootin' in the gym.
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    Shut the fuck up, dump.
     
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  43. FUCK KEVIN SUMLIN

    FUCK KEVIN SUMLIN Fuck Sports
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    Idk I just think that pic is the worst one I have seen of her
     
  44. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan I'm not the one who got buttfucked on national TV
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  45. steamengine

    steamengine Fiscally liberal, socially conservative
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    I've seen here in the real world where she was completely covered up, and can assure you 3/4ths of this is inaccurate.

    :gundyrant:
    :lookatme:
     
  46. Rowdy Burns

    Rowdy Burns War Eagle Baby!

    maybe yours are too :idk:
     
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  47. FUCK KEVIN SUMLIN

    FUCK KEVIN SUMLIN Fuck Sports
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    My tits are fanfuckingtastic thank you very much
     
  48. Moxin24

    Moxin24 I love my 4 from Vicki
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    People who use the "she's going to be ugly in xxx years" are the gayest fucking gays that have ever gayed.