Kate Upton thread, your SI Swimsuit cover girl

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by ncrebel, Nov 4, 2011.

  1. WW

    WW kansas state: alive and well

    sweet jesus.
  2. Dr. Ross

    Dr. Ross New Member

    Obviously she's smoking hot right now, but anyone with half a brain knows she's going to balloon up like a fucking snorlax in no time. Cottage cheese thighs are in her future also saggy tits and a muffin top to boot. give it time fellas give it time.
    47 straight and Legend like this.
  3. BTH

    BTH New Member

    HOTTER. THAN. ANGIE.
  4. OAK

    OAK A cold hearted bastard

    flipbook girl isnt anywhere near kate upton.
    i am not a fan obviously of fake tits.
  5. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate. DogCrue

    Love Kate but she is still behind Brookyln.
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  6. 1

    1 Hound is my bitch Staff Member

    Brooklyn's tits > Kate's tits
  7. inurfason

    inurfason Don't condescend me, man. I fuckin' kill ya, man

  8. $abear

    $abear Too much Bama in me

    Brown bag her IYAM.
  9. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Going to Sea World to take my pants off Staff Member

    Diehard Michigan fan :smug:
  10. WW

    WW kansas state: alive and well

    don't care for Brooklyn's pointing chin. Kate's best features are her boobs, face(mole!), personality.
  11. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps. Staff Member

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  12. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Going to Sea World to take my pants off Staff Member

  13. Corch

    Corch Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.

    Kate Upton is an American beauty.

    :usasmug:
  14. Jaime Casino

    Jaime Casino No Longer Representing Villains

    Would like it to be pointing in my taint.
  15. Corch

    Corch Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.

    Kate Upton is an American beauty dumb, fat, ugly skank.

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  16. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Going to Sea World to take my pants off Staff Member

  17. Corch

    Corch Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.

    She must have gotten AIDS from Kanye.
  18. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Going to Sea World to take my pants off Staff Member

    Seems unlikely.
  19. MMA1

    MMA1 New Member

    Tmb chillren gonna be so disappoint when they are married with kids
  20. WW

    WW kansas state: alive and well

  21. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree Et in Arcadia ego

    guess Michigan doesn't have a good music school?
  22. Fudd

    Fudd The artist formerly known as 'CrossFit'

    All Kate's haters talk about her body sans tits, but they fail to mention that her face is gorgeous. She is a fucking dime. Loved her from the first time I saw her picture.

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  23. killrbee7

    killrbee7 EMAGin' and Swaggin'

    I want to go on the record and say that I would have sex with every female mentioned in this thread, thus far.
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  24. Damion

    Damion Fan of: Vols, Titans, and Big Titties

    she could fuck godzilla for all I care and I would still fuck her and probably bust as soon as my dick made contact with her pussy walls

    also I think she looks a whole lot better without a ton of make up....she is just naturally beautiful
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  25. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Going to Sea World to take my pants off Staff Member

    wat
  26. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree Et in Arcadia ego

    Attends Indiana
  27. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Going to Sea World to take my pants off Staff Member

    She lives in New York. Even if so, who does that have to do with music?
  28. steamengine

    steamengine Large member

    Plus they feel like bags of sand, which is cool because it reminds me of the beach.
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  29. Biff Britches

    Biff Britches About as funny as a screen door on a battleship

    Brooklyn Decker minus her tits is a real world 5 at best. Borderline ugly.
  30. killrbee7

    killrbee7 EMAGin' and Swaggin'

    You see, the thing about the real world is...you can't do that.
  31. 1

    1 Hound is my bitch Staff Member

    Kate Upton minus her face in a real world is a 1 at best.

    Am I doing this right?
  32. Biff Britches

    Biff Britches About as funny as a screen door on a battleship

    No
  33. 1

    1 Hound is my bitch Staff Member

    Oh
  34. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum Staff Member

    deserves every dollar she makes
  35. beerleagueman

    beerleagueman New Member

  36. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight Chickens are decent people

    Ill never understand the obsession on this board of "what a chick will look like 20 years from now" no one's talking about marrying this whore.
    ncrebel likes this.
  37. Irush

    Irush New Member

    Victor Cruz hit
  38. Rowdy Burns

    Rowdy Burns War Eagle Baby!

  39. Fudd

    Fudd The artist formerly known as 'CrossFit'

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  40. Fudd

    Fudd The artist formerly known as 'CrossFit'

  41. Looks p good, but theres about 20 hotter girls in that magazine
  42. dumplestiltskin

    dumplestiltskin Lover of all things

    Those tits are gonna sag to the fucking floor in about 3 years
  43. Fudd

    Fudd The artist formerly known as 'CrossFit'

    Shut the fuck up, dump.
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  44. dumplestiltskin

    dumplestiltskin Lover of all things

    Idk I just think that pic is the worst one I have seen of her
  45. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Going to Sea World to take my pants off Staff Member

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  46. steamengine

    steamengine Large member


    I've seen here in the real world where she was completely covered up, and can assure you 3/4ths of this is inaccurate.

    :gundyrant:
    :lookatme:
  47. Rowdy Burns

    Rowdy Burns War Eagle Baby!

    maybe yours are too :idk:
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  48. dumplestiltskin

    dumplestiltskin Lover of all things

    My tits are fanfuckingtastic thank you very much
  49. Moxin24

    Moxin24 VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV Staff Member

    People who use the "she's going to be ugly in xxx years" are the gayest fucking gays that have ever gayed.

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