Last Week Tonight

Discussion in 'TV Board' started by UncleItchyBalls, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Wendel Clark

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    The line "The Constitution isn't the Star in Super Mario. It doesn't make you invincible so you can do whatever the fuck you want." Fucking killed me
     
  2. Fran Tarkenton

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    always love the 20 seconds of "the most patient man on TV"

    effing nutty right wingers
     
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  3. laxjoe

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    and now this

    the most patient man on tv faces his toughest challenge yet
    :roll:
     
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  4. UncleItchyBalls

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    I hope they get cspan guy on the show sometime
     
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  5. Fran Tarkenton

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    when does that cspan call-in show air? I want to DVR it
     
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  6. DuckD

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    Dammit. Got a letter in response but it won't let me post the pictures. Says the file is too large
     
  7. Doug

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    Use Imgur
     
  8. BellottiBold

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    It's early mornings on the weekends iirc
     
  9. UncleItchyBalls

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    lol people sent him actual semen
     
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  10. Daniel Ocean

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    When people send you jizz in the mail, it's time to stop doing whatever you are doing.
     
  11. DuckD

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    Words to live by right there
     
  12. Killy Me Please

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    poor peeple app. oliver had to take a massive shit on it and ruin them before they launched.

    granted i heard a lot of negative shit popping up about it but good lord man, you didnt have to murder them on live tv
     
  13. BellottiBold

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    Yea, he did.
     
  14. Barves2125

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    It was going to happen eventually anyway. Maybe they can salvage some money from it still.
     
  15. Daniel Ocean

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    It was a horrible idea. Fuck em
     
  16. * J Y *

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    Fuck those people for even trying to get it off the ground. I don't have enough faith in human beings to not do it anyways.
     
  17. Killy Me Please

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    They probably sunk a boat load into it. They're going to have to rebrand it somehow.

    I do find it funny that the outrage isn't about if the app is a quality product but that they missed the obvious reality that people are complete pieces of shit and would destroy each other.

    But I do feel bad for these broads. Watching their vlog it appears that they're crazy enough to think their ideological fantasy app would work.
     
  18. UncleItchyBalls

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    Am I crazy for thinking that it would work? People would love destroying each other. It could be a huge hit IMO.
     
  19. UncleItchyBalls

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  20. Daniel Ocean

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    Please.
     
  21. Mix

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    Ehh overall the weakest in a very long time.
     
  22. LookslikeUofI

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    Canada segment was so good
     
  23. Doug

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    What has Mike Myers been doing? I don't think I'd seen him since the Love Guru...which was so bad.
     
  24. Wendel Clark

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    Glad you guys can see how fucked up our politics are. Sad thing is Trudeau is going to win
     
  25. Fran Tarkenton

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  26. Wendel Clark

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    Harper is the worst of the evils thought. Trudeau will fuck everything up
     
  27. Wendel Clark

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    Here's your new prime minister

    [​IMG]
     
  28. LookslikeUofI

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    Janice in accounting dgaf
     
  29. The Goat

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    Have you fucked a watermelon?
     
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  30. Sportfan

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  31. BellottiBold

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    Loved the daily fantasy commercial. Katherine Hahn is awesome.
     
  32. Sportfan

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    I guess I don't get his overall point on the fantasy subject. There are 100's or worse things going on and he chooses to do that piece?

    If he wanted to do a piece on gambling couldn't he have done something on the stock market?

    Thought it was a pretty weak use of 20 minutes.
     
  33. Killy Me Please

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    the other guy seems like a real piece of shit. whats the problem?
     
  34. Doug

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    Yeah I liked the bit, but what was the point, he is against it, but is it that big of a deal? Wouldn't it be better to legalize, and regulate with gambling on sports altogether
     
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  35. Sportfan

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    Yea it's a very weird stance for him to take. Was I watching Fox News?
     
  36. BellottiBold

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    huh? The stance was that - this shit is obviously gambling, and the companies responsible for it are liars. And oh, by the way, the largest entertainment companies in the country are complicit in what is effectively a scam for the vast majority of the participants - and the political clout of said companies is probably the only reason this was allowed to happen in the first place.
     
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  37. UncleItchyBalls

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    Last year or whatever he had a show on the lottery and how it is basically a tax on the poor. It actually made me reconsider my position.
     
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  38. BayouMafia

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    I understood where he was coming from, but nobody forces anyone to buy lottery tickets. Poor people may play in larger numbers than wealthy people, but they're doing so of their own volition.
     
  39. Fran Tarkenton

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    because there's a pretty strong correlation b/w income level and education level

    Wealthier people are smart enough not to play. Also more risk averse when it comes to looking for $ windfall.
     
  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Gambling and prostitution should both be legal.
     
  41. Fran Tarkenton

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    and weed
     
  42. BayouMafia

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    yeah I know, but unless you're advocating abolishing lotteries nothing is going to change that

    poor people are more prone to doing things that aren't fiscally smart than wealthier people are :idk:
     
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  43. London Humphreys

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    And eating pork rinds. Maybe those should be outlawed too.
     
  44. Biff Bridges

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    I'm not necessarily for outlawing the lottery, I'm more for lifting the bans on sports gambling, poker, etc. They bring up the lottery because it's a hypocritical stance for the government to take, especially because it preys on the poor almost exclusively. Not to mention the awful message it sends to those people that if they just got lucky they wouldn't have to work ever again.
     
  45. The Goat

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    That dog had more Lincoln in him than Mary Todd.
     
  46. BellottiBold

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    those "And now this" bits tonight were both choice
     
  47. Manny

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    Real life Janice in accounting
     
  48. Gonff

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  49. ugafish

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    Just saw it, and I enjoyed it. Considering it was relevant news, it was a good use imo.
     
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